Masturbation Thread - The holy act of sinning

[Inflatable Julay]

I'm not giving you fap material op

 

[polonium]

I thought this was why people got dogs?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I thought this was why people got dogs?

Unlike some users, most of us don't condone fucking dogs.

 

[Cokeisbetterthenpepsi]

only with the finest of dragon cocks and furry fat porn my dude

 

[Nobunaga]

I thought this was why people got dogs?

Fuck off canada

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I've tried NoFap a couple of times. Longest I've gotten is 5 days. All 5 days consisted primarily of me banging my head against the wall and screaming helplessly at the sky

I have to say, even though I'm not doing nofap anymore, it helped to put things into perspective.

I realized that I had to value my time and manage it better.

I also started making my bed daily. I know it's a Petersen meme at this point, but little differences like that do build to bigger things.

 

[sperginity]

I figured half of all k farmers were on libido-murdering psych meds. How wrong I was.

 

[The Un-Clit]

But what if Jesus masturbated?

Then when he is done you can scream: "JOY TO THE WORLD, THE LORD HAS COME!"

 

[that honk]

nofap

 

[Cake Farts]

The Bible says nothing explicitly about masturbation, just saying. The good lord must be looking down at you nofap fags with the biggest smug grin ever.

 

[AnOminous]

Unlike some users, most of us don't condone fucking dogs.

im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking dogs.

 

[howaboutno]

first i hack off my right hand using my left hand holding a chainsaw and then I use my left hand to manually control my right hand to stimulate my big fat midget cock

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I have to say, even though I'm not doing nofap anymore, it helped to put things into perspective.

I realized that I had to value my time and manage it better.

Knowing a few people who RP and jerk off all day, and having been in very brief phases of that myself; it's fucking mind-numbing.

I flip my schedule a lot, and waking up at like 9 am, being productive and getting shit done, sleeping early, and then lose hours away into what is essentially time wasting, it's hard to really care much for it.

At this point I just fap to keep the system going. I very, very rarely find myself spontaneously needy, which I guess is a curse and a blessing in a relationship. I can understand how people put lewd thoughts into everything they do to the point they sit around being an attention whore in an mmo, but once you step away from it and realize you're too accustomed to lewd behavior; it's childish and stupid.

 

[Monika H.]

Honestly, just a couple of times a week.
Although I am very interested in sex, I have a quite low sex drive myself.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Song for the people who said no.

 

[Black Waltz]

I'm fapping right now as I write this

 

[Trombonista]

All the mods masturbate.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

Honestly, just a couple of times a week.
Although I am very interested in sex, I have a quite low sex drive myself.

What about your wife?

 

[Monika H.]

What about your wife?

She's much more active than me.
I enjoy sex with her, it's just that while I'm satisfied after 1-2 rounds that night in the weekend, she needs more and wants to do it even mid-week. She also masturbates a lot more than I do.

 

[Lysol]

I have sex with an active blender every day.