Masturbation Thread - The holy act of sinning

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Do you masturbate?

  • Yes

    Votes: 131 74.4%

  • No (liar >:()

    Votes: 45 25.6%
  • Total voters
    176
Discovered something recently that changed my world somewhat. Fapping while high (I didn't get into weed until recently). Not only are the sensations better (and cumming is mind blowing since you can feel each spurt individually), but I also felt a deeper mental connection with the porn itself. Like I understood it more...like I was looking at it for the first time.
 
Wonderful Id said:
Discovered something recently that changed my world somewhat. Fapping while high (I didn't get into weed until recently). Not only are the sensations better (and cumming is mind blowing since you can feel each spurt individually), but I also felt a deeper mental connection with the porn itself. Like I understood it more...like I was looking at it for the first time.
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Absolutely true. There a few drugs like weed and amyl/alkyl/butyl nitrite (aka 'poppers', you used to be able to buy legally at sex shops sold as 'leather cleaner' dunno if you can or not any more) that can really enhance the pleasure and provide interesting new sensations as well.

The only problem is that most drugs do not, and many completely prevent you from fapping at all, let alone orgasm.
 
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I have a shoebox, or at least it once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I’ve had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn’t manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That’s pretty much it.
 
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I'm too depressed lately to fap. I tried yesterday and I cummed in less than 2 minutes because I was too bored to hold for any longer.

Thank god I don't have a girlfriend, she would be so bored with me.
 
Wonderful Id said:
Discovered something recently that changed my world somewhat. Fapping while high (I didn't get into weed until recently). Not only are the sensations better (and cumming is mind blowing since you can feel each spurt individually), but I also felt a deeper mental connection with the porn itself. Like I understood it more...like I was looking at it for the first time.
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It feels really warm, like everything is extended out. It’s even more awesome as a girl as I can cum multiple times. what I really wanna try is stoned sex.
 
theres nothing inherently wrong with it.
the biblical "sin of onan" wasn't about masturbation or spilling semen but about disobedience to God. given, He was asking onan to knock up his very recently widowed sister in law, so cant blame the dude for thinking thats fucked.
the testosterone boost no fap spergs go on and on about peaks after only 3 days and it's a minute boost that you could easily replicate with dietary changes and/or safe supplementation.
also, semen retention is linked to an increase risk of prostate cancer.
however, porn is absolutely destructive to your mind and should be avoided like youre a prudish old lady. instead of tricking dudebros into letting their prostates rot, no fap should rebrand to no porn and focus on the real damage porn causes.
 
useopenrc said:
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JERK OFF 12 TIMES A DAY AND TAKE DRUGS... BECAUSE YOU CAN'T OK?
Who here is gooningmaxxing?
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Old meme.
 
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