this was me, i can't express to you how funny it was to hear all these scenarios and I kept imaging pascal in costume as various characters doing them. Mr Fantastic knocking something over and breaking it and saying "why'd you break that you fucking spook?", him in Wonder Woman 2 telling everyone he can't come in over the weekend because hes volunteering at a poor local high school's thing, then after everyone congratulates him on how cool that is of him and theyre out of earshot he turns to my friend and says "I'm only doing it to get some young pussy"
these are the things he was telling us that this guy Roberto or Ronaldo or whatever the fuck his name was who looked like Pedro Pascal would do to him on a daily basis at his shitty job at a K-Mart when my friend was 17-20. He obviously knows it wasn't literally pedro pascal, who's probably never been in kansas, but he was saying it was crazy because that guy kept telling him he was doing acting at some local thing and was going to be an actor. his biggest point that had me rolling the most is he went "get this, I swear. on my family, he also had a faggot brother too. how many white spics with a faggot brother that look like that are actors?"
the only thing that is wrong is I don't believe during those years pedro had his trademark mustache that this guy apparently had, but i don't care, as far as I'm concerned that was actually pedro pascal and he really did go from being that guy to a hollywood star, and hes in everything just to fuck with a guy I know.