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You'll be eating your words when it turns out the movie is epistolary fiction and it ends with Mr. Fantastic drinking himself to death to cope with the nightmares.
You know, having Fantastic Four be optimistic and endint with everyone besides Reed Richards dying due to a mistake/underestimate and then making him the new dimension hopping big bad of the MCU would actually be amazing and make people care.
 
You know, having Fantastic Four be optimistic and endint with everyone besides Reed Richards dying due to a mistake/underestimate and then making him the new dimension hopping big bad of the MCU would actually be amazing and make people care.
They should make a running gag out of Reed blabbing his teammates' weaknesses to the bad guys and telling them exactly how to win.
 
You know, having Fantastic Four be optimistic and endint with everyone besides Reed Richards dying due to a mistake/underestimate and then making him the new dimension hopping big bad of the MCU would actually be amazing and make people care.

Him being turned into the Maker could work, since Vanessa Kirby is a cold bitch girl boss almost hitting the wall feminazi type.

Her kissing that Mexican taco manlet hired as Namor and moving into his shell at the bottom of the ocean, could be the best trigger.

They should make a running gag out of Reed blabbing his teammates' weaknesses to the bad guys and telling them exactly how to win.

No, Reed's best gag is handling dangerous objects and materials and animals and portals full of unknown hostiles, right within the confines of his home, with his lab like probably a door or two away from his kid's bedroom.

It took like probably 60 plus years for Reed to finally move his kids out of the Baxter building, to move to comfy Arizona.
 
I can see why a narcissist like Andrew Tate wouldn't understand the story of a man who is given incredible powers and chooses not to use them to show off.
I read somewhere apparently The Amazing Spider-Man was gonna be made MCU canon by putting the Oscorp building in 2012's The Avengers. Tobey will always be my goat but I really woulda liked to have seen this happen.
Just imagine getting Andrew Garfield having a cameo where he's watching the Battle for New York while eating a hot dog.
Nowhere in the source material does it say that Scott looks like a fucking wendigo, he's supposed to be a suave womanizer.
I feel like a moron, because I thought you meant Scott Summers/Cyclops at first.
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Imagine a random account better summarizing the flaws with a Fantastic Four movie than the actual Fantastic Four movie Twitter account.
also i'm pretty sure on the 2000s FF movies they said they used a stupid suit for The Thing instead of CGI because it would limit his screen time otherwise. how the fuck are films now worse than they were 20 years ago.
I think it's because until recently, VFX artists didn't have a union while practical effects artists do. Granted, I'm not sure how true that is, so I'm open to being corrected on this.

Either way, it gives me a chance to use this meme again.
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You know, having Fantastic Four be optimistic and endint with everyone besides Reed Richards dying due to a mistake/underestimate and then making him the new dimension hopping big bad of the MCU would actually be amazing and make people care.
I hate to be that guy, but isn't that how Hal Jordan became Parallax?
They should make a running gag out of Reed blabbing his teammates' weaknesses to the bad guys and telling them exactly how to win.
Reed "I swear I'm a genius!" Richard.
 
Yeah, all the dudes who look and sound like dudes get relegated to TV.
Dan Stevens is known for playing some posh fuck in Downton Abbey, when he does get an action role like in The Guest, he's better than most action guys in Hollywood but he just almost never gets cast in these things.
He did play the mutant David Haller* in FX's Legion. *Professor X son
 
Apparently, test screenings for F4 didn't go so well. The consistent rumor being spread around is that the movie ends with Sue and Surfette teaming up against Galactus. The other three members are mostly inconsequential and Ben is barely in it at all.
 
I believe it. Years ago I would have rolled my eyes at it, but now I'm sure they have learned nothing and did this. I'd be honestly surprised if they didnt.

The worst part is that, if it happened, they really have no idea what they did wrong if it fails.

It's honestly amazing that the wokeslop started around 2012 and even as far as 2019, people would've looked at Rogue softcore porn and been all over it. They had one of the most hardcore and forgiving fanbases in the world and somehow managed to piss it all away due to how relentlessly aggressive they were in their bullshit.
The fandom is now women. Men used to like Rogue for the vulnerable aspect of her (tough fighter, soft heart). She's not that anymore, she's a generic character like they all are. And yes, there is a scene of her back naked on top of Remy (2018 ) and men still don't mind. If Marvel lost Rogue, they're truly done. Rogue's ass is what people remember the most from the cartoon.
 
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Apparently, test screenings for F4 didn't go so well. The consistent rumor being spread around is that the movie ends with Sue and Surfette teaming up against Galactus. The other three members are mostly inconsequential and Ben is barely in it at all.
So it's a Fantastic Four film that ignores most of the Fantastic Four? :story:For all the faults of the 2000s films, they still managed to balance out the team members' importance, but perhaps that's too much of a task for Kevin Faggy.
 
The fandom is now women.
No, it's not.
Disney would want it to be but the women never showed up because women don't like superheroes.

If you made 50 Shades of Stark, women would like that but him putting on a power armor and fighting aliens is boring to women.
 
No, it's not.
Disney would want it to be but the women never showed up because women don't like superheroes.

If you made 50 Shades of Stark, women would like that but him putting on a power armor and fighting aliens is boring to women.
and the women who like seeing guys in spandex punch the crap out of each other while having soap operas happen are already in the crowd
 
Apparently, test screenings for F4 didn't go so well. The consistent rumor being spread around is that the movie ends with Sue and Surfette teaming up against Galactus. The other three members are mostly inconsequential and Ben is barely in it at all.
Just like the name of the team, the Fantastic... Two.
 
The consistent rumor being spread around is that the movie ends with Sue and Surfette teaming up against Galactus.
It's like the ending of the 2000s FF sequel only with Sue added in to not be a complete copy/paste job. What's next, a mid-credit scene where Robert Downey Doom escapes from a maximum security prison and kills a bunch of guards in a hallway with vague superpowers before heading to the main Marvel universe?

 
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It took like probably 60 plus years for Reed to finally move his kids out of the Baxter building, to move to comfy Arizona.
Reed is a true scientist - no matter how many times empirical evidence contradicts him, he's convinced the theory is correct. "Yes, the Baxter building keeps blowing up with inter-dimensional monsters. But it shouldn't..."


Apparently, test screenings for F4 didn't go so well. The consistent rumor being spread around is that the movie ends with Sue and Surfette teaming up against Galactus. The other three members are mostly inconsequential and Ben is barely in it at all.
How reliable are the sources on this? Because whilst it might be true, it's also exactly the sort of rumour that would spread if someone made it up. Ordinarily I'd be more spoiler-averse and probably abandon thread this close to release until after I'd seen the movie. But the casting of Pedro Pascal has made this slim odds that I'll go and see it. If word of mouth is exceptional, I'll change course.
 
Apparently, test screenings for F4 didn't go so well. The consistent rumor being spread around is that the movie ends with Sue and Surfette teaming up against Galactus. The other three members are mostly inconsequential and Ben is barely in it at all.
Well it's clear none of them read the comics.

Can't have Reed Richards build gizmos to defeat Galactus, to show he is on par with Dr Banner or Paul Rudd or Tony Stark.

Or better yet, in the latest run, since Franklin is going to be in the movie.

Just do this.


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How reliable are the sources on this? Because whilst it might be true, it's also exactly the sort of rumour that would spread if someone made it up. Ordinarily I'd be more spoiler-averse and probably abandon thread this close to release until after I'd seen the movie. But the casting of Pedro Pascal has made this slim odds that I'll go and see it. If word of mouth is exceptional, I'll change course.
Not the best, but one of them would be Grace Randolph. You can't really trust one source, I know. It does seem that it's spreading around plebbit and some of the other corners in Youtube. I can't say if this is all stems from that one rumor or if many different sources are clamining a similar thing. The one thing we do know is that there have been indeed test screenings, and the receptive was on the bad side of meh.
 
To elaborate further, the evidence does seem a bit thin considering the source is probably Grace Randolph, however, sources are also backed by actions. Cicero described Mark Anthony as reckless and emotional. We can take this with a massive grain of salt since Cicero and many other sources hated Mark Anthony. However, their descriptions of him are aided by the fact that Mark Anthony's actions seem to be the result of a reckless and emotional person. Hence, we can believe them more.

So, with that in mind, let's turn back to Marvel, and all of the things they have done and the things they are currently doing:

1. They cast Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards. If rumors are to be believed, he was not their first choice, but other actors didn't want the role because they feared they would be sidelined, along with the fact that Marvel starring roles aren't what they used to be. Pedro, on the other hand, seems to be continuously type casted as the "suave and competent man who is later deconstructed and turns out to be a loser, so he gives his role to a better, female character." The trailers seem to lean into this, and it's also become an MCU staple since Endgame.

2. Actors mentioned that sex roles would be a major part of this movie.

3. Johnny's actor has come out and said that his take on the character would not be the ladies' man we all know and love from the comics, but a softer, more tame version of him.

4. We barely hear about Ben at all.

5. Female Silver Surfer.

6. Sue Storm is continuously put front and center in the trailers.

7. The reshoots have been confirmed to add Silver Surfette as a human before becoming herald. More than likely to add the Marvel patented "yeah, she's a villain, but let's add a sob story to make her more sympathetic because we can't have females be competely evil."

All of which is saying that, while the specifics may be bullshit, it sure does stink because I can see what they're doing and can expect the same thing we've been getting for half a decade at this point.
 
USM stays winning.


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THE LOWEST FUCKING BAR

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HAVE BEN SAY "ITS CLOBBERING TIME" AND BEAT UP BAD GUYS.

No they can just leave it to her.


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And btw, even reddit considers this 2018 run to be more on the not recommended side as well lol.

And to add some eyebleach to offset the cringe.


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