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"One of these things is not like the others"

Pascal also looks retarded and definitely does not have a "Reed" face. Y can already see him becoming a blubbering mess instead of autistically analysing something in the face of oblivion.

Also, tsk tsk Marvel, where the wahmen and niggers at.
"I don't know if it's about just getting bigger... It's about making the audience care about their characters..."
She ain't wrong, but everything after endgame has failed miserably at this front.
Hell, Insomniac's not done it yet and it's had three games with much longer run times.
Silly goose, Uncle Ben is Earth and spidey will fight global warming to take responsability!
 
Okay, so the movie is initially about a registration act? But which of the major heroes on Caps side has a secret ID? Ant-man?
It wasn't about secret identities, it was about the US government taking over the running of the Avengers and effectively enslaving anyone with actual powers, i.e. Cap and Wanda.
 
It wasn't about secret identities, it was about the US government taking over the running of the Avengers and effectively enslaving anyone with actual powers, i.e. Cap and Wanda.
Civil War was absolutely retarded and the fact it had a plot point which was "I didn't think that having a massive fight using super powers could get us seriously injured" is the icing on the cake. The conflict has the supposedly "correct" side argue the Avengers are justified in being world changing glowniggers who are beholden to nothing. No shit the the franchise is popular in authoritarian shit hole like China.

And I'm still sour on Ant Man risking his entire family life for that cause.
 
It wasn't about secret identities, it was about the US government taking over the running of the Avengers and effectively enslaving anyone with actual powers, i.e. Cap and Wanda.
It was even worse than that. I'm pretty sure it was the UN that was going to take over running the Avengers.

The same UN that, correct me if I'm wrong, tried to nuke NYC during the initial invasion.
 
It was even worse than that. I'm pretty sure it was the UN that was going to take over running the Avengers.

The same UN that, correct me if I'm wrong, tried to nuke NYC during the initial invasion.
Which is big talk from Stark since his company jealously guards company secrets so hard that Earth doesn't advance technologically in ten years despite the events of Phase 2 and 3 happening.
 
It was even worse than that. I'm pretty sure it was the UN that was going to take over running the Avengers.

The same UN that, correct me if I'm wrong, tried to nuke NYC during the initial invasion.

On paper it was the UN but when you look at who is actually enforcing it, it's Thunderbolt Ross and the CIA.
 
Which is big talk from Stark since his company jealously guards company secrets so hard that Earth doesn't advance technologically in ten years despite the events of Phase 2 and 3 happening.

Stark isn't the only technology company on Earth and why the fuck would Earth need only his tech to advance. Bad enough Marvel had already shat the bed when they didn't do the Armor Wars storyline in Iron Man 2 and 3 movies. Which showed why Tony had that massive bug up his ass over people including the U.S. govt and SHIELD stealing his shit.
 
Stark isn't the only technology company on Earth and why the fuck would Earth need only his tech to advance. Bad enough Marvel had already shat the bed when they didn't do the Armor Wars storyline in Iron Man 2 and 3 movies. Which showed why Tony had that massive bug up his ass over people including the U.S. govt and SHIELD stealing his shit.
He's the only one with the technology to advance humanity and makes absolutely certain that ARC energy reactors only work in a Stark Tech approved manner. Hammer Technologies is the crappy knock off competition that is so bad that they don't even qualify as such in the MCU. Because he made all his technology proprietary, no one else can afford to adapt it for other uses. That's why MCU Earth always looks like contemporary Earth despite all the magic technology they have lying around. Like, every police precinct should have an Iron Legion given how Iron Man suits are like Ham radios to build by Phase 4.

Maybe Stark just changed his flavor of narcissism. He went from a typical one to one with a savior complex.
 
Like, every police precinct should have an Iron Legion given how Iron Man suits are like Ham radios to build by Phase 4.
More apt if the armor is the Guardman version use in the Vault by Vault personal.
Maybe Stark just changed his flavor of narcissism. He went from a typical one to one with a savior complex.
That's like asking Steve Rogers to stopped being anti-American communist.
 
He's the only one with the technology to advance humanity and makes absolutely certain that ARC energy reactors only work in a Stark Tech approved manner. Hammer Technologies is the crappy knock off competition that is so bad that they don't even qualify as such in the MCU. Because he made all his technology proprietary, no one else can afford to adapt it for other uses. That's why MCU Earth always looks like contemporary Earth despite all the magic technology they have lying around. Like, every police precinct should have an Iron Legion given how Iron Man suits are like Ham radios to build by Phase 4.

Maybe Stark just changed his flavor of narcissism. He went from a typical one to one with a savior complex.
I think you're forgetting that the average black girl teenager sciences heckin better than Tony Stark. So if anything, it's them holding us back.
 
He's the only one with the technology to advance humanity and makes absolutely certain that ARC energy reactors only work in a Stark Tech approved manner. Hammer Technologies is the crappy knock off competition that is so bad that they don't even qualify as such in the MCU. Because he made all his technology proprietary, no one else can afford to adapt it for other uses. That's why MCU Earth always looks like contemporary Earth despite all the magic technology they have lying around. Like, every police precinct should have an Iron Legion given how Iron Man suits are like Ham radios to build by Phase 4.
Uh, Wakanda is surely a better target for such criticisms, no? Not only do they have sci-fi levels of Science, they've had it for decades longer than Tony Stark has even been around. And there's a tonne more of them so should be easier for them to provide the tech.

If I were Tony Stark, I don't think I'd want the CIA, etc. having access to my tech either. Isn't the guy running the hearing at the start of Iron Man 2 a hydra agent we see later anyway?
 
That's why MCU Earth always looks like contemporary Earth despite all the magic technology they have lying around. Like, every police precinct should have an Iron Legion given how Iron Man suits are like Ham radios to build by Phase 4.
That is not the worst part of MCU Earth looking and acting like CURRENT DAY tm


MCU Earth..has had FIRST FUCKING CONTACT WITH SPACEFARING PEOPLE, not just like "Oh Aliems Invaded NiggerLand" Black Widow has had contact with Captain Marvel who was somewhere in space which means Black Widow has had Interplanetary Contact for 5 years.

MCU Humanity has access to a Galactic Community's worth of technology and they still fucking act like it has no god damn effect. Endgame is a fucking god awful movie written by retards who have no fucking clue what cause and effect is.

Edit : This is ignoring that apparently there are Millions of Skrulls on Earth who are an advanced spacefaring people and they shared none of their fucking tech.
 
Uh, Wakanda is surely a better target for such criticisms, no? Not only do they have sci-fi levels of Science, they've had it for decades longer than Tony Stark has even been around. And there's a tonne more of them so should be easier for them to provide the tech.
Something something "It's different when Black People do it", something something oppression - you know the excuses by now.

Look, the further we go past Endgame - it might've been retarded but it was the best logical end point for this franchise - , the more the MCU crumbles under its own weight. Unfortunately, the Rat is trying to get blood from a stone and is going to try and keep the MCU chugging, increasing amount of bombs be damned...
 
The most the MCU ever talked about this question is with the first Spider Man film where the villain salvages weapons from the original alien invasion.

The easiest reason why nobody talks about the issue is that the writers are lazy/stupid, with the former being more prominent every new film. It's enough that Stark has advanced robotics, AI and clean infinite energy to already revolutionise the entire economy of earth. Every alien invasion should be a Roadside Picnic, and Wakandans would be criticized for hoarding technology like it is the 40k admech.
 
Uh, Wakanda is surely a better target for such criticisms, no? Not only do they have sci-fi levels of Science, they've had it for decades longer than Tony Stark has even been around. And there's a tonne more of them so should be easier for them to provide the tech.

If I were Tony Stark, I don't think I'd want the CIA, etc. having access to my tech either. Isn't the guy running the hearing at the start of Iron Man 2 a hydra agent we see later anyway?
Wakanda is like Edo Japan where they isolated themselves and thus, their technology stagnated and they ultimately pay for it when they got clowned by Fish people. As much as those movies insist otherwise, Wakandan society is incredibly inefficient, myopic, and ineffective when it comes to actual war. Their energy shield can fall apart from Zerg rushes, their military doctrine is downright Neolithic, their Diplomatic Corps is so garbage that they alienated themselves from the rest of the world, and their population is too small to afford their supremacist attitude.

Stark is weird given he's for the Superhero Registration act, which is supporting the glow niggers by making Superheroes work for the government. Doubt he was thinking if the US government was subverted by Hydra/Skrulls/Black Widows when he demanded everyone dox themselves.
 
That is not the worst part of MCU Earth looking and acting like CURRENT DAY tm


MCU Earth..has had FIRST FUCKING CONTACT WITH SPACEFARING PEOPLE, not just like "Oh Aliems Invaded NiggerLand" Black Widow has had contact with Captain Marvel who was somewhere in space which means Black Widow has had Interplanetary Contact for 5 years.

MCU Humanity has access to a Galactic Community's worth of technology and they still fucking act like it has no god damn effect. Endgame is a fucking god awful movie written by retards who have no fucking clue what cause and effect is.

Edit : This is ignoring that apparently there are Millions of Skrulls on Earth who are an advanced spacefaring people and they shared none of their fucking tech.
Imagine if clouds were made of cotton candy and everyone shat rainbows the MCU post-Avengers had dialled everything back, keeping the scope on Earth as new villains arose from societal and technological changes following the alien invasion. I'm not a comic book fan so I don't doubt extreme reimaginings of villains would be controversial, but for all the baddies Marvel has contained there must be more than a few who a talented writer could reinterpret in the context of "a planet earth reeling from sudden technological and cosmological revelations."

I'm thinking a Marvel movie in the style of M:I about stopping North Korea (or some functionally equivalent fictional nation) from getting the specialized equipment needed to produce Iron Man knockoffs, or a flick where the Russians use alien tech to make some kind of wicked good anti-missile system that renders M.A.D. moot and the heroes need to both stop the Russian system from being brought online while also stealing the designs for the rest of the world (well realistically stealing them just for the U.S.A. but it's still a Marvel movie, it has to be idealistic - and marketable in China).
 
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I always thought the whole "people shit on superheroes because they destroyed the city while fighting the bad guy" shit was retarded, like, i know it supposed to be realistic and shit but it always ignores the fact that if the heroes just sited with their thumbs up their asses then everyone would be fucking dead, and like, i know it's because the glowies are assholes, but how is doxing yourself to the glowies gonna stop you from destroying a building while fighting the bad guy who is gonna kill and destroy everyone regardless?
 
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