Marvel Cinematic Universe

[Oilspill Battery]

The lesson of black panther is that even a ball of infinite money and sci fi technology literally fell from the heavens into black people's hands, and they had thousands of years to build a society and culture around it, all they could accomplish is a monarchy where the 1% lives in opulence with everyone else living in mudhuts farming rhinos, while they worship animal gods by taking hallucinogenic drugs given to them by witchdoctors, and the line of succesion is a fight to the death where they chuck spears at one another.

This video will forever be relevant in every single black panther discussion ever.

 

[Beautiful Loser]

wow that Ironheart suit looks like a knockoff Bionicle.

 

[UnKillFill]

The lesson of black panther is that even a ball of infinite money and sci fi technology literally fell from the heavens into black people's hands, and they had thousands of years to build a society and culture around it, all they could accomplish is a monarchy where the 1% lives in opulence with everyone else living in mudhuts farming rhinos, while they worship animal gods by taking hallucinogenic drugs given to them by witchdoctors, and the line of succesion is a fight to the death where they chuck spears at one another.

This video will forever be relevant in every single black panther discussion ever.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K2c995muBx4

You know, I actually watched the first Black Panther movie (I did not watch the second one).

In the first one, there were random people in Wakanda who literally had fucking plates stuck into their lips- not because that makes any kind of sense at all for a first world country, but because that's a thing that *actual* African people do in their third world shitholes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lip_plate

Weird that none of the main characters in the movies actually do that though, I wonder why.

 

[God of Nothing]

The lesson of black panther is that even a ball of infinite money and sci fi technology literally fell from the heavens into black people's hands, and they had thousands of years to build a society and culture around it, all they could accomplish is a monarchy where the 1% lives in opulence with everyone else living in mudhuts farming rhinos, while they worship animal gods by taking hallucinogenic drugs given to them by witchdoctors, and the line of succesion is a fight to the death where they chuck spears at one another.

This video will forever be relevant in every single black panther discussion ever.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K2c995muBx4

i'm five minutes in and this man has the most annoying le ebbin centrist tone i have ever heard, also sounds like an annoying pajeet
also, willfully looking at literally who shitty channels that died off like the beetles (armored faggot has a feature on him right now)

this is surprising because mauler and the whole crew ripped that to shreds
were they just not that big at the time?

 

[Oilspill Battery]

i'm five minutes in and this man has the most annoying le ebbin centrist tone i have ever heard, also sounds like an annoying pajeet
also, willfully looking at literally who shitty channels that died off like the beetles (armored faggot has a feature on him right now)

He's not a centrist, dude's a wikipedia dramatica editor and I'm 99% sure he reads kiwifarms, the intro of the video is bait so actual centrists don't leave immediately.

If you actually sit down and watch the whole video everything sans the intro is shit you'd read on pol during its hayday. (or today)

The video also came out 3 years ago when most of these channels weren't yet dead.

 

[huecoffs02]

NAMORRRRRR and his actor are complete air heads holy shit. How is this latino empowerment.

 

[nosemouth]

I like the part where the guy with the disc in his mouth has dialogue and we're not supposed to fall out of our seats laughing hysterically.

 

[El Conserje]

The way they came up with his name "Namor" = Niño sin Amor (boy without love) => {N}ño sin {amor} is the most retarded thing I have seen since the time the Star Wars Solo Movie explained Han Solo got his name by being alone in a sci-fi airport or something.

As latino, I cringed at every scene with mexican Atlantis. It just felt forced and unnatural how 20 very primitive persons isolated themselves deep into the ocean and somehow became a super advanced society. By they way, it's curious how Wakanda and Mex-Atlantis have a homogeneous demographic but Asgard somehow looks like an United Colors of Benetton commercial.

 

[huecoffs02]

The way they came up with his name "Namor" = Niño sin Amor (boy without love) => {N}ño sin {amor} is the most retarded thing I have seen since the time the Star Wars Solo Movie explained Han Solo got his name by being alone in a sci-fi airport or something.

As latino, I cringed at every scene with mexican Atlantis. It just felt forced and unnatural how 20 very primitive persons isolated themselves deep into the ocean and somehow became a super advanced society. By they way, it's curious how Wakanda and Mex-Atlantis have a homogeneous demographic but Asgard somehow looks like an United Colors of Benetton commercial.

You can see them coming up with that retarded explanation for the name and patting themselves in the back with how smart they were.

The fact that Namor swam under Wakanda's wall is also not lost on me. Were they trying to be racist?

 

[God of Nothing]

The way they came up with his name "Namor" = Niño sin Amor (boy without love) => {N}ño sin {amor}

that makes no fucking sense
extreme cringe
imagine wanting love

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

The way they came up with his name "Namor" = Niño sin Amor (boy without love) => {N}ño sin {amor} is the most retarded thing I have seen since the time the Star Wars Solo Movie explained Han Solo got his name by being alone in a sci-fi airport or something.

As latino, I cringed at every scene with mexican Atlantis. It just felt forced and unnatural how 20 very primitive persons isolated themselves deep into the ocean and somehow became a super advanced society. By they way, it's curious how Wakanda and Mex-Atlantis have a homogeneous demographic but Asgard somehow looks like an United Colors of Benetton commercial.

And why would Meso Americans use a language rooted in Spanish? That IS the language of the colonizers.

 

[God of Nothing]

And why would Meso Americans use a language rooted in Spanish? That IS the language of the colonizers.

you're expecting logic from something that doesn't even keep its own internal consistency

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

The way they came up with his name "Namor" = Niño sin Amor (boy without love) => {N}ño sin {amor} is the most retarded thing I have seen since the time the Star Wars Solo Movie explained Han Solo got his name by being alone in a sci-fi airport or something.

As latino, I cringed at every scene with mexican Atlantis. It just felt forced and unnatural how 20 very primitive persons isolated themselves deep into the ocean and somehow became a super advanced society. By they way, it's curious how Wakanda and Mex-Atlantis have a homogeneous demographic but Asgard somehow looks like an United Colors of Benetton commercial.

That's what happens when you change the origins and characterization of a character like Namor. You end up with shit like this.

I should have also mentioned in my notes that T'challa's death made no sense. They emulated Boseman's death so much in this story that they forgot that they're fucking Wakanda and can cure a ton of stuff. Captain America took the super serum, and his diseases were cured.

 

[Gar For Archer]

That's what happens when you change the origins and characterization of a character like Namor. You end up with shit like this.

I should have also mentioned in my notes that T'challa's death made no sense. They emulated Boseman's death so much in this story that they forgot that they're fucking Wakanda and can cure a ton of stuff. Captain America took the super serum, and his diseases were cured.

Tbf, I don’t think Cap actually had any diseases aside from being a skinny manlet.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Val talking about the vibranium like they're nukes was hilarious to me. JLD plays her like a troll and I love it. Also lmao she's Bilbo Baggins ex-wife.

 

[UnKillFill]

Isn't "Re re" supposed to be a slur against retarded people?

I think it fit in the comics, the character there is absolutely retarded. (IIRC, she literally chastised a white teacher for not being racist enough against her, or some dumb shit like that.)

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Isn't "Re re" supposed to be a slur against retarded people?

I think it fit in the comics, the character there is absolutely retarded. (IIRC, she literally chastised a white teacher for not being racist enough against her, or some dumb shit like that.)

The movie version of that teacher scene is even worse, because it just shows nothing, & berates the teacher, making RiRi look "better".

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

mexican Atlantis

So they are literally wetbacks?

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I haven't seen the new black panther but does mexican aquaman do human sacrifices in the movie?

 

[ñññ]

The way they came up with his name "Namor" = Niño sin Amor (boy without love) => {N}ño sin {amor} is the most retarded thing I have seen since the time the Star Wars Solo Movie explained Han Solo got his name by being alone in a sci-fi airport or something.

Kek, silly clueless gringos.