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wtfNeedSignUp said:
In universe it's like having a pizza place with Hitler as the poster boy. The staff is also sick of being asked to deliver 6 million pizzas.
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Isn't there a Hitler Fried Chicken or something in India?
 
XYZpdq said:
Isn't there a Hitler Fried Chicken or something in India?
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Sure but in universe this is more in the middle of Israel than in India considering Thanos killed a good chunk of their population after Ragnarok by himself.
 
I can't wait for the woke articles that say the MCU has failed women and queers because Jane and Valkyrie didn't scissor and by killing off another established female character in the films of Phase 4, the previous characters being Aunt May and Scarlet Witch (I guess you can include Black Widow even though she died in Endgame and her solo film takes place during the timeframe of Phase 3).
 
xXx: State of the Union said:
Movie will make a billion and we'll get another shitty Thor.
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Yep. "Consume product, don't ask questions, be excited for next product"

That's the formula for capeshit.

the last movie i went was the Minion movie which I went with my date and we had a good time cause it was a good movie.

If you go with someone you care for to the theater just to have a fun time then that's fine, but if you take it seriously and obsess over capeshit and lore and shit like that then you are a fucking retard.
 
Saint Agustin said:
Yep. "Consume product, don't ask questions, be excited for next product"

That's the formula for capeshit.

the last movie i went was the Minion movie which I went with my date and we had a good time cause it was a good movie.

If you go with someone you care for to the theater just to have a fun time then that's fine, but if you take it seriously and obsess over capeshit and lore and shit like that then you are a fucking retard.
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I just hate the people are like "Oh my god, it's terrible, guess it's good that I know so I can prepare myself!"

Like...no. Just don't go see the fucking movie you brainwashed child.
 
xXx: State of the Union said:
Movie is said to be complete shit, but retards will still go and watch it just to be sure.
Movie will make a billion and we'll get another shitty Thor.
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I am retard, I went to watch it.

It's good.
Excessive humor, yes. But not the disaster people are claiming. I've seen it compared to Batman and Robin, and man, fuck off.
Bale is great in it.
Crowe is good in it.
Portman is Portman in it.

Anyway, I liked it, and I really expected not to, because Ragnarok really got worse in my mind the more I thought about it.
And it's better than fucking Eternals I'll tell you that much.
 
cactus said:
I don't trust professional reviewers. They always shit on fun, dumb movies because they have to watch everything that comes out and aren't going for fun, they're going for their jobs, so they get bored want something intellectually stimulating. I know Thor 4 is going to be fun and dumb and that's what I'll be going for later in the month after the crowds are gone.
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I absolutely agree, the most recent semi-accurate example of this is Crisp Rat's The Terminal List.

The Terminal List - Rotten Tomatoes & Fatherless Behaviour.jpg

The last fun film I've seen people love without any pretentious faggotry was some Indian film called RRR. Like, almost everyone loved that film, the ones who didn't turned out to be the artfags, Indian reviewers trying to be the same pretentious Western tards (they get laughed at by other Indians), & fujoshits who can't cope with the fact that other countries haven't killed bromance & camaraderie like the West, to be woke.

But yeah, all this is kinda what happens when you make your hobby your job, all the while being either pretentious or a consoomer shill on top of that.
 
The Nothingness said:
I can't wait for the woke articles that say the MCU has failed women and queers because Jane and Valkyrie didn't scissor and by killing off another established female character in the films of Phase 4, the previous characters being Aunt May and Scarlet Witch (I guess you can include Black Widow even though she died in Endgame and her solo film takes place during the timeframe of Phase 3).
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Tbf even tho Nat died we got Yelena who is a great successor. Florence Pugh is a delight.
 
Who's dick did Hemsworth suck to keep going as Thor? They seemed pretty primed for Portman to take over when they first announced this it seemed...
 
xXx: State of the Union said:
Who's dick did Hemsworth suck to keep going as Thor? They seemed pretty primed for Portman to take over when they first announced this it seemed...
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Probably no one funny enough. Iirc Portman has said before that she doesn't want to return so it likely was always going to be an one off. The only people who thought otherwise were fags online both for or against it.
wtfNeedSignUp said:
So does Thor dies in the end/retire? And do they pass the torch to Portman?
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No, Jane dies. It's actually a thing some critics weren't fond of
 
xXx: State of the Union said:
I just hate the people are like "Oh my god, it's terrible, guess it's good that I know so I can prepare myself!"

Like...no. Just don't go see the fucking movie you brainwashed child.
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There are good movies, fun movies, fun bad movies, and bad movies.
RockVolnutt said:
Probably no one funny enough. Iirc Portman has said before that she doesn't want to return so it likely was always going to be an one off. The only people who thought otherwise were fags online both for or against it.

No, Jane dies. It's actually a thing some critics weren't fond of
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Huh?

Why? You bring her in and kill her off? Unlike Hemsworth; Portman isn't exactly busy...

Hallucinogenic Penguin said:
So what is the reasoning that Gorr wants to kill off gods?

And what is that giant dead ice Kaiju from the trailer?
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I don't know or care. It's the MCU and I take it that no villain will be interesting or well thought out.

I'll watch it on an airplane or some shit unless someone drags me to see it...
 
why is this film getting fistfucked by critics? David Cohen seemed to be the new golden boy of hollywood, this is pretty odd, also as for RT scoring, its been 25 years everyone knows 6/10 or c and above is fresh and below that is rotten, its the critics fault if they don't know the scale at this point. so why does this film have a worse score than Chris's ghostbusters film or thor 2?

pretty pissed that the guardians aren't in it, from the trailers it seemed like they would be the asguaridans of the galaxy. at least they seemed to do lady thor justice, her comics were pretty dogshit overall. i assumed this film would be the first billion dollar film of the year, but it seems more like its going to barely hit if Word of mouth fucks it.
 
Kramer on the phone said:
why is this film getting fistfucked by critics? David Cohen seemed to be the new golden boy of hollywood, this is pretty odd, also as for RT scoring, its been 25 years everyone knows 6/10 or c and above is fresh and below that is rotten, its the critics fault if they don't know the scale at this point. so why does this film have a worse score than Chris's ghostbusters film or thor 2?

pretty pissed that the guardians aren't in it, from the trailers it seemed like they would be the asguaridans of the galaxy. at least they seemed to do lady thor justice, her comics were pretty dogshit overall. i assumed this film would be the first billion dollar film of the year, but it seems more like its going to barely hit if Word of mouth fucks it.
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You can be serious and you can be comedic, but too much of the latter spoils the former. This is peak MCU formula and it seems to be grating.
 
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