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xXx: State of the Union said:
Sadly, I'm sure the retards who still follow comic slop will eat it up.
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Deadpool and wolverine is literally everything Martin Scorsese (and by extension all marvel haters) think marvel movies are like distilled to the purest essence imaginable.

If you asked someone who hates marvel without having watched a single one of their films to come up with what he thinks marvel films are like, this is what he would come up with.
 
I didn't like this one very much or Deadpool 2 for that matter.

The first film was excellent but it was basically lightning in a bottle having far less baggage since when it was made the MCU was a lot less shitty.

I think the limited budget of Deadpool 1 also really helped the film because they had to be conservative and focus on the good shit like the fight scenes and less on dumb spectacle shit.
 
Couldn't sleep and had the day off so pirated it, there are some pretty OK copies. I can understand why people would enjoy this but it has a lot of issues and I personally think No Way Home handled itself much better.

As mentioned earlier in the thread I was cautiously optimistic not overly but my expectation was in the 7/8 range.

It is none of those, I again can understand why people enjoy it but it just was not for me.

Good Bits
  • Logan
  • Wesley Snipes, I have missed that man a lot. He is a great actor and honestly after hearing the Blade 3 stuff sounds great.
  • Deadpool is mostly OK, I think this movies biggest enemy is its runtime, Deadpool 1 is pretty nigh on perfect and Deadpool 2 is not bad after this film it comes across better.
  • I really dug the music, the deadpool films have great soundtracks and I really
  • Jokes mostly land and the wolverine bit at the beginning was hilarious.
Bad
  • There is no plot and if so it is razor thin
  • Pacing is very iffy, Act 1 is solid, 2 is really drawn out and Act 3 is rushed.
  • It really relied on its cameos
  • Its set design was really fucking dull and honestly made it really hard to remember things
  • Villain(s) sucks ass
Like @Oilspill Battery said and I was going to put it really is the definition of goyslop. I thought how I could excuse it as a popcorn film but Twisters is that and really fun, the director is blunt how he just wanted to make a fun stormchaser film. Deadpool 3 using its set could have questioned the nature of consumerist culture using its space as references etc becoming this weird hyper narrative on superheroes and consumer culture and it just doesn't. It's a movie that forgets the last one is over half a decade ago meaning its audience changed but also the industry. It's why I really enjoyed Joker in 2019 it was mature yet nihilistic with bouts of optimism making it somewhat schitzo like its namesake but it remembered its audience from 2008 watch Iron Man and Avengers in 2012 had grew up. Deadpool 1 was masterful with its time and budget utilising it well whilst being a fun story on the anti hero.
 
UCT said:
Ok you fucking nerds can one of you just tell me why Cavil was in the movie?
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UCT said:
So he didn’t like play a character he was just himself? Kinda lame
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During a montage of Deadpool visiting various Wolverines from different timelines (including a manlet one, Age of Apocalypse, brown costume while fighting Hulk, Patch, X-Crucified, etc, he finds a FUCKING SWOLE Wolverine working on his bike with his back turned to him. He turns around, and it's Cavil. DP calls him Cavilverine, welcomes him to the MCU, and tells him Marvel will treat him much better than the fuckers down the street. Cavilverine proceeds to Snikt-punch him (seems he kept the Superman strength) through a pilar and out of the portal DP was using, and into the bar where he finds the film's main Wolverine.
 
I enjoyed it quite a bit even though I'm sorta meh on Deadpool as a character.

It was great seeing Henry Cavill in there and I forgot how genuinely funny Chris Evans can be.
 
Nick Obre said:
During a montage of Deadpool visiting various Wolverines from different timelines (including a manlet one, Age of Apocalypse, brown costume while fighting Hulk, Patch, X-Crucified, etc, he finds a FUCKING SWOLE Wolverine working on his bike with his back turned to him. He turns around, and it's Cavil. DP calls him Cavilverine, welcomes him to the MCU, and tells him Marvel will treat him much better than the fuckers down the street. Cavilverine proceeds to Snikt-punch him (seems he kept the Superman strength) through a pilar and out of the portal DP was using, and into the bar where he finds the film's main Wolverine.
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Manlet Wolverine is the only Wolverine that’s canon to me. Huges Jacksman made him to handsome! But ok, thanks.
Kinda neat but going by what a lot of you are saying this isn’t the movie that’s going to “SAVE THE MCU” like I saw a bunch of people saying. Kinda retarded not to just use Deadpool as a fun restart button that everyone would be fine with but whatever Marvel I’m sure your mess of a event movie is going to be great lol.
 
UCT said:
Manlet Wolverine is the only Wolverine that’s canon to me.
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UCT said:
Kinda neat but going by what a lot of you are saying this isn’t the movie that’s going to “SAVE THE MCU” like I saw a bunch of people saying. Kinda retarded not to just use Deadpool as a fun restart button that everyone would be fine with but whatever Marvel I’m sure your mess of a event movie is going to be great lol.
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Yeah, it's really not, beyond the notion of "see? we can still do hits!"
But like No Way Home and Guardians 3, success here depends significantly on long-held anticipation, nostalgia (or, more kindly worded, existing emotional investment), and creative voices that won't be involved in other movies (Tobey/Andrew, Gunn, and here, Reynolds and Jackman), so I don't think anyone who's paying attention can attribute these 3 movies succeeding to "Marvel's still got it". More so when everything else has been disappointing.

That said, they do a few jokes about the flops and the issues of the Multiverse saga* that show there's at least some level of self-awareness and acceptance of the current state of things. This could, hopefully, lead to them righting the ship somewhat in the future.

Or not.

*For instance, in one scene, there's Deadpool, a bunch of Deadpool variants, and one variant that's constantly made fun of called "Nicepool", and it goes like:
Deadpool: Can we stop with the Multiverse saga? It's been miss after miss after miss. Let's just take the L and move on
Nicepool: I think it's been steadily great since Endgame
 
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I've never particularly liked any of the Deadpool films since I don't exactly find Reddit-tier LOLSORANDUMB humor entertaining (not even a case of growing up, I found it annoying even as a kid) but this movie somehow manages to be even worse than the others. Literally the only highlights are Deadpool and Wolverine doing buddy-cop shit and those moments are far less than you'd think for a movie that's LITERALLY FUCKING CALLED DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE.

Also, Ryan Reynolds really isn't as funny as he thinks he is.

That being said, I'm not the average moviegoer and based off what I saw, there's still enough retards out there that can be baited with nostalgia. Though it's kinda funny to see the audience cheering for Elektra of all people when literally nobody liked her movie.

And finally, if you want to see a piece of media featuring Deadpool done right then just play the video game from 2013. Not only is it funnier but it integrates the fourth wall breaking much more seamlessly and actually understands the appeal of the character.
 
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ArthuriusMartyrius said:
And finally, if you want to see a piece of media featuring Deadpool done right then just play the video game from 2013. Not only is it funnier but it integrates the fourth wall breaking much more seamlessly and actually understands the appeal of the character.
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Ha ha, you can;t even do that! It was delisted a while ago so maybe with the new movie you MIGHT be able to get it from raising the jolly roger if there is enough interest.
 
Just watched the film. It definitely was a Deadpool movie. It didn't get as egregiously bad as I expected it to by having Zeb Wells on the writing team, although he did manage to shove in his divorce/breakup fetish into the film by splitting up Wade and Vanessa, and having Vanessa find a new, better man for no real fucking reason. They did get back together at the end so maybe Disney told him to knock it the fuck off before he actually tried to make Vanessa's new bf a major character.

2/3rds of the movie was a cycle of Wolverine going "FUCK YOU, SHUT UP" and Deadpool making references to Disney before breaking into dramatics, then fighting. As expected. It's more of a Deadpool 2.5 than a Deadpool 3.

The real funny part is how many Twitter trannies unironically think that this movie is "one of the most conservative Marvel films of all time" because Blade uses the word "retarded" once in the film, Deadpool makes ONE (1) off-hand "cancelled by the woke mob" joke which is a response to Blade saying the word "retarded" and there's a bunch of gay jokes in the film (they've been there since Deadpool 1 and intensified in Deadpool 2 to pander to idiots like this since male sexualization is the only safe sexualization nowadays).
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Every single whining bitch in these screencaps has a troon flag somewhere on their profile with the exception of the first guy.

Mind you, this is the film franchise that made Negasonic Teenage Warhead into a lesbian and turned Yukio into her gleeful Japanese arm-candy girlfriend as a metacommentary against people on the internet claiming that Deadpool would say the word faggot and make homophobic jokes.

A "conservative" movie one you could take your fuckin parents or grandparents to, this is a movie you'd go see with your college roommates with some drinks. It's extremely juvenile, anyone who thinks that this movie is even remotely right wing wouldn't last a minute watching an Always Sunny episode.
 
The first Deadpool has exposed tits in two scenes.

They didn't even fucking dare in 2 & 3.

Lots of man ass though as mandated in every current year film.
 
I think the "That won't go over well with the woke mob" line was when he saw the lady standing up out of her (supposed) wheelchair. Oddly enough the laughter in response to that line was just about the only reaction from the audience I remember my theater room having for the film 🫤
 
Bunch of shit that will get canceled in pre-production and RDJ returning for Avengers 4 for what will turn out to be an extended cameo.
 
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