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Just finished watching Loki, so the whole timeline was controlled by a goofy nigger? No wonder it went to shit. I have an actual question though, was Loki permanently depowered or what? isn't he suposed to have super strenght? He manhandled Captain America yet now he is powerless against a fat human.
I know I'm super late on this sorry I'll take my clocks
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Man the Morbius post-credits scene are the dumbest shit I've seen

never change Sony
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Want to drop that in a spoiler for those of us who can't be bothered going to see it but are vaguely OCD about knowing what's in it?

IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
No, but they were different from the trailer. The trailers actually did a pretty good job at hiding the story.

The Daily Bugle is repeatedly mentioned and shown, Spider-Man is directly referenced once, and Vulture shows up at the end and proposes he and Vulture work together. It seems like Vulture was sent across to Morbius' world due to what happened during No Way Home.
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So wait - is the Moebius movie taking place in the Garfield Spiderman universe?
 
Overly Serious said:
Want to drop that in a spoiler for those of us who can't be bothered going to see it but are vaguely OCD about knowing what's in it?
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Basically


Vulture from the MCU comes in the Sony-verse somehow, and seems to be completely fine with leaving his entire family behind despite them being his motivation in Homecoming. He also blames Spider-Man for his predicament despite the fact that he lived in the same MCU where the Snap happened so it could've been a repeat for that for all he knew. Then he somehow obtains his tech despite the fact that his tech is made from stuff that can only be found in the MCU. Finally he makes an offer to Morbius all the while blaming Spider-Man and Morbius is fine with it.
 
Sony should have just dropped the villain shit entirely and started doing either Miles Morales shit or Spider-Gwen. At least then when they fucked it up they could play it off as "Nah we're not incompetent you all just hate blacks and women".
 
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
And yet magic still isn't good enough against people with guns. What hurts all the Harry Potter movies was that desaturated color palate in all of them. It's a magical fantasy world, but the primary colors are black and brown?!
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IIRC, the first two films were a lot more brightly colored and then the rest of the movies had this weird grim desaturated gray palette since it was the 2000's and that was in vogue in general up until the early 2010's. I've only seen the first three films and even then, I was a kid when I last saw them so I could be wrong about that, though

But in general, a lot of movies, shows, and games in the mid or late 2000's had some kind of desaturated gray and brown look.
 
>defending inferior capeshit to spite the (((left)))

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Gar For Archer said:
It’s funny because this is LITERALLY the exact same shit as woketards praising a garbage movie because muh representation.

If your bar for liking a movie is that it’s not woke, you’re a lost cause.
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It's less that & more the fact that Mobius is so mid that the best thing you can say is that atleast it's not woke.
 
I saw Morbius today, it was pretty dumb. I think the stupidest part was Morbius suddenly becoming a bat bender at the end. It's pretty much on the same level as Venom 1 & 2 and older superhero films like Blade 3. The inclusion of Vulture is the most hamfisted, sad "please don't ignore us" thing possible. Was that even Michael Keaton at the end in the suit? It sounded nothing like him, even when considering the mask muffling his voice.
 
Episode 2 of Moon Knight was roughly as good as the first, maybe a bit clunky in parts but otherwise about the same quality. Not really familiar with the Mr Knight persona, thought he was a completely separate personality not just an extension of Steven.
 
Gar For Archer said:
It’s funny because this is LITERALLY the exact same shit as woketards praising a garbage movie because muh representation.

If your bar for liking a movie is that it’s not woke, you’re a lost cause.
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"You can't like [thing] for not being [bad] because that makes you just as bad as people that like [thing] for being [bad].

Subterranean iq logic.
 
capitalBBustard said:
Projection.

Mars desert logic.
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Did we find Mels burner account?

Anyway, haven’t seen Morbius myself - I can probably leech D+ off family and watch it at some point - but the fact they’re adapting Literal Who’s to keep the MCU going? Not a good sign.

Seriously, they should’ve ended it with Endgame. It tied up almost everything that needed tying up, they’re likely never going to top it financially, and they could’ve likely printed money by releasing The Infinity Saga as some $300 Collectors Edition or some shit like that every few years…
 
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