💼 Careercow Martin Shkreli - Former Pharma Exec, Criminal, Impotent Rageaholic

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Super Collie said:
If he did buy/spend $15M in Bitcoin wouldn't the record of it show up in Bitcoin's public blockchain or transaction list, or whatever the fuck it is these Libertarian idiots use to "legitimize" their play money?
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A purchase that large would have moved the price. Shkreli is bullshitting for attention.
 
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PeckingOrder said:
You know, one wonders how Shkreli managed to make that much money when it's so easy to scam him out of millions of dollars in a heartbeat.

Kanye West just released a new album, Life of Pablo. Shkreli decided, last minute, that he wants exclusive ownership of the album, offering Kanye 10 million dollars for it. When Kanye didn't bite, Shkreli increased his offer to 15 million dollars. His goal, apparently, is to... wipe out hip hop?
[MEDIA=twitter]698707427143892992[/MEDIA]But soon after, tragedy strikes:
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Shkreli proceeded to freak out at Twitter staff because he can't hide his tweets and stay verified, and started video chats on Blab (Clues For My Stolen Funds) and Spreecast (Where Is My Money) to cry over his loss and, reportedly, threaten the thief that he has satellites with bombs. He then announced his intention to open a GoFundMe campaign to get his 15 million back.
[MEDIA=twitter]698788358110253057[/MEDIA]Whether it's real or he's trolling real hard, this is high entertainment.
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Some Hip-Hip superstar should pull the same sort of scam on Shkreli that Van Morrison once did to his crooked record company: record a one-take album of pure fail and mockery, and get the PharmBro to pay $20 million for it unheard.
 
Too bad he's such an immature shitheel. With that kind of money, disregard for human compassion and sneering ego, that motherfucker could have been a real life Dr. Evil complete with bad ass island fortress, personal midget and sharks with laser beams. He could have plotted massive corporate takeovers and made Comcast look like a beacon of humanity. All while laughing maniacally and developing the next Freemium game to suck the money out of the poor taxpayer's wallet $0.50 at a time.

But no.

He's more interested in waving his fuck-you money E-penis around the internet with the rest of us and failing miserably at it. Possibly the greatest waste of evil talent this world has seen in a generation.
 

This woman immediately launches into accusations of murder of Africans and then tells Martin he will get raped in prison. NOTE TO POTENTIAL LOLCOWS: This is why A-logging is frowned upon, because it makes you look dumber than your mark.
 
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Shroom King said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWd4-Z0xBos
This woman immediately launches into accusations of murder of Africans and then tells Martin he will get raped in prison. NOTE TO POTENTIAL LOLCOWS: This is why A-logging is frowned upon, because it makes you look dumber than your mark.
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He probably will be though, after constantly dissing Ghostface Killah. GFK has turned out to be kind of a pussy after starting out with death threats, but someone will be buttmad about that and will take it out on Shkreli's butt. If he ends up in prison. Which he has a reasonable chance of avoiding.
 
AnOminous said:
He probably will be though, after constantly dissing Ghostface Killah. GFK has turned out to be kind of a pussy after starting out with death threats, but someone will be buttmad about that and will take it out on Shkreli's butt. If he ends up in prison. Which he has a reasonable chance of avoiding.
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Even if he ends up in prison he will probably be in a minimum security prison where people don't get raped or murdered.
 
Shroom King said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWd4-Z0xBos
This woman immediately launches into accusations of murder of Africans and then tells Martin he will get raped in prison. NOTE TO POTENTIAL LOLCOWS: This is why A-logging is frowned upon, because it makes you look dumber than your mark.
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AUTISM LIVES!
Both parties are fucked in the head beyond repair.
Maybe we should just rid the world of the autistic menace.
 
We should invite this cocksucker here. There's a half-decent chance he'd actually show up.
 
AnOminous said:
He probably will be though, after constantly dissing Ghostface Killah. GFK has turned out to be kind of a pussy after starting out with death threats, but someone will be buttmad about that and will take it out on Shkreli's butt. If he ends up in prison. Which he has a reasonable chance of avoiding.
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So he is likely to get off scott free for what he did?
 
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