Magic The Gathering

[Endless Torment]

. I'm not sure how many token doublers you can find in rakdos but you can at least get some red temp clones.

There is a mono black populate card, Promise of Aclazotz, but you need to sac a non demon creature to populate.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Locke is the slower commander-version of that fucking monkey. Looks fun though hope they have some non dogshit art version

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Locke is the slower commander-version of that fucking monkey. Looks fun though hope they have some non dogshit art version

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He is also kind of much stronger..for the mana cost.

Ragavan has to hit to get the effect and has no evasion and even 1 on 1 you get double triggers.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

All the "Cloud can't just use Phoenix Down on Aertih" bros being awfully quiet.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

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All the "Cloud can't just use Phoenix Down on Aertih" bros being awfully quiet.

Phoenix Down cures KO, not death. Three turns to die FFT makes the distinction pretty clear.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Phoenix Down cures KO, not death. Three turns to die FFT makes the distinction pretty clear.

I love FFT but it's an Ogre game, not FF.

I also refuse any interpretation of Doom being a Bill Cosby spell.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I love FFT but it's an Ogre game, not FF.

Not gonna lie, I would love a Final Fantasy game that is Ogre Battle 64 based.


This is probably the worst card in the set...but...holy shit it's on point.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

I also refuse any interpretation of Doom being a Bill Cosby spell.

I have no idea what this means haha

 

[Oddjob OTP]

I have no idea what this means haha

Doom is a spell cast by Liches and shit that % kills you. If knock out is just unconscious it's like the Lich slipped you a roofie

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

This is great and all, but I’m just depressed because this may be the final nail in the coffin for the FFTCG. That game was fantastic but I guess there can’t ever be another card game except MtG, YGO, or Pokemon. Sorcery TCG looks like the next best bet and the art looks amazing.

 

[Polock]

Phoenix Down cures KO, not death.

So why does it instantly kill undead enemies? Are zombies just unconscious people in FF?

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Doom is a spell cast by Liches and shit that % kills you. If knock out is just unconscious it's like the Lich slipped you a roofie

How licherous. Sleep has its own status, but KO is really unconscious and dying. Dead or knocked out, a Phoenix Down gets them on their feet again either way, immersion be damned.

So why does it instantly kill undead enemies? Are zombies just unconscious people in FF?

It's a magical item of life. For the living it revives and for the undead it purifies.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

So why does it instantly kill undead enemies? Are zombies just unconscious people in FF?

Same reason Cure kills zombies?

 

[Polock]

Same reason Cure kills zombies?

Did cure straight up kill zombies or was it just a damage item? Its been a hot minute.

Regardless "ackshully they're knocked unconcious not killed" is dumb and just something to avoid a mature ESRB rating. Story logic is different from game logic. "Why didnt Cloud revive Eris with a phoenix down?" people are the same kind of people who point out the retarded stuff characters do in horror movies.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Did cure straight up kill zombies or was it just a damage item? Its been a hot minute.

Cure spells damage them
Raise kills them

Regardless "ackshully they're knocked unconcious not killed" is dumb and just something to avoid a mature ESRB rating. Story logic is different from game logic. "Why didnt Cloud revive Eris with a phoenix down?" people are the same kind of people who point out the retarded stuff characters do in horror movies.

It is a localization issue the "Dead" status effect has always been "Ko" and revival stuff has only ever cured being knocked out and when things were being brought to the west they didn't ever make that distinction properly.

 

[Flexo]

Personally I'm looking forward to using Kuja to make Shadow Wizard Money Gang a deck

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Sad that Kafka isn't a diplomacy commander so I can't do betrayal, but it's 3 color and lets you touch cards while making your opponents drop cards so he's probably playable

Man I remember the trans jokes about that "girl" in the day.

Shoot me now. I already see it becoming a trans commander staple.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Man I remember the trans jokes about that "girl" in the day.

Shoot me now. I already see it becoming a trans commander staple.

Nah Kuja is too based for Trannies, they are too busy wishing they could fap to Rat Dragoon.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Man I remember the trans jokes about that "girl" in the day.

Shoot me now. I already see it becoming a trans commander staple.

Well he does hate others because he wasn't born them, and his time is almost up, and he has murdered thousands ...

Nah Kuja is too based for Trannies, they are too busy wishing they could fap to Rat Dragoon.

yeah he's just bishounen. His outfit isn’t that far from normal, as FF standards go.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

yeah he's just bishounen. His outfit isn’t that far from normal, as FF standards go.

I wouldn't even say that...he is an actor.

He looks the way he does because he was playing a part, he needed to look over the top because Queen Bahraine is a fan of theater and would expect her weapons dealer to look strange, consider that she never one questioned that he might be holdind back on his top of the line weapons (the Mist Monsters and the fact he can outright take over summons)

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Regardless "ackshully they're knocked unconcious not killed" is dumb and just something to avoid a mature ESRB rating. Story logic is different from game logic. "Why didnt Cloud revive Eris with a phoenix down?" people are the same kind of people who point out the retarded stuff characters do in horror movies.

Of course, the real answer is "Writer Fiat" but I really wish there was any sort of hand wave like "Sephiroth used one time only soul magic to yeet her soul directly" or "Sephiroth shoved her body in a conveniently placed running wood chipper" or even the Bad End FF6 Shadow logic of "Not enough time, also the world just ended"