💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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:gunt:RALPH HAS BEEN ARRESTED. I REPEAT, RALPH HAS BEEN ARRESTED:gunt:

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DISORDERLY CONDUCT AND INDECENT EXPOSURE IF YOU WANNA KNOW THA TROOF ABOUT IT BISH
I hope to God this means we never have to hear about this boring fat drunk, or any other sektur faggot for that matter ever again. Sick and tired of having sektur shit drag down every MATI stream, they're not interesting people it's just gay washed up e-celebs arguing over who sucks the biggest cock.
 
Some fun news that Null might enjoy for tomorrow's MATI.
Google has acquired Wiz.
Wiz is an Israeli cybersecurity company. Their business model is analyzing cloud infra for risk factors and securing it getting their VC to allegedly bribe others to buy their software.
This is probably a combination of stupidity and underhandedness from Google, by acquiring Wiz they can get Wiz's expertise on how AWS, Azure etc (basically any GCP competitor) have set up their cloud infra, their weaknesses etc, but also those companies will simply cease doing business with Google Wiz (G-Wiz, or even Gizz, if you will) going forward, making this a most perplexing acquisition.

Oh yeah, also Google paid so much money for it ($32 billion dollaridoos) that Israel explicitly asked to collect taxes from the sale in USD rather than shekels because collecting that many shekels at once would risk strengthening the shekel so much that it would hurt Israel's exports. I couldn't come up with that shit myself.
 
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On the last stream I sent a superchat asking for a funny prediction. Josh responded:
Oh, boy, the Ethan Ralph, Mommy Scarlet stuff.
That's going to be... He's going to do something to piss her off within hours of meeting her, and they're going to have a domestic, and he's going to end up in jail.
That's my prediction, okay?
I'm swinging for the fences here.
I sort of chuckled and continued with my drive.
I now realize that Josh really is a lolcow expert and can predict their behavior with scary accuracy.
 
On the last stream I sent a superchat asking for a funny prediction. Josh responded:

I sort of chuckled and continued with my drive.
I now realize that Josh really is a lolcow expert and can predict their behavior with scary accuracy.
I was looking to see if anyone had posted this, I just clipped it a few minutes ago 😅



TELL ME MY FUTURE YOU EVIL WIZARD!!!
 
There is so much news this week that time will compress and somehow Null will cover all of it in less than 3 hours.
 
In capital B buhlack people unable to shake their stereotype as aggressive apes who can't understand the world around them news, a black man accosts an Italian who barely speaks English in Japan because the Italian man said "amiga" to some passerby fans.
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The shape store is too good for this fucker.
 
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