How any bongoid gets the balls to hop on the internet and demand to be taken seriously with that horrible ello govnah cartoon accent is beyond me. Do they really not know what they sound like?
You have to understand that 95% of British men genuinely believe they can travel the US and fuck like rabbits based purely on their voice. The entirety of the spirit that inspired Kipling or whoever to write the white mans burden has been transplanted entirely into their accent, and there is persists as there only form of universal pride.
I worked with British people in the US via various summer camp schemes because they’ve argued the case the accent make the camp seem more prestigious. About 1/20 walk out the plane talking like CS Lewis or Tolkien and about 1/20 of those aren’t horrendously horny and actual human beings. These are the last actual Brits as far as I’m concerned and I’d take a bullet for the… 2 of them I met? Though that’s yet another bit of their strategy I presume. Plans within plans.
The rest best of the Brit’s by far act like little clones of Sargon, and I know that sounds horrifying enough but then there’s the implication that the rest of them are worse. They just want to sperg autistically about their interest to whoever will listen and they know thanks to their accents most people will. Normally they will pedantically correct people on pronunciation because they eugenically mouth raped their own language and now even their most inbred lad has strong opinions about the pronunciation of random words
And as for the rank and file, the other 90% or so, they are what I can only describe as spiritually Indian with thin veneer of chad energy. The southern English are easily the worst, and they will actively try to coordinate ways to rat fuck you on sheer animal instinct in ways so cowardly that you wish they had izzat. Then they will be back with that cloying accent, a practiced smile, to ask for another favor, already planning how to be a fink if you don’t give it to them.
The Scottish are colossally bitter, insecure fags, the warrior culture equivalent of a bear doing a fake charge for all eternity. The Irish are slightly better but god made them short. Their accents a joke so they tend to be more tolerable. Welsh? All Sargon-likes but usually always in a subject they don’t really understand. See Irish on the accent. But the English ? Were it not for a smattering of Sargon imitators who were genuinely nice and passionate about some hyper autistic historical niche —
— I would be ferrying every brown person I could find across the French channel myself. A hatred I hope this autistic spheal has adequately captured.
RALPH HAS BEEN ARRESTED. I REPEAT, RALPH HAS BEEN ARRESTED
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