💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Here's for the Synthetic Man segment tomorrow. Synth's Youtube channel is beginning to fail (he's still making bank for the foreseeable future), with his two most recent videos getting 1/3 to 1/4 of his old video performance, so he made a cope Youtube post and pinned comment and did a crashout stream. The first hour and a half or so of this VOD is where he's angry about his low views, although apparently it comes up again later, and yes the stream is titled "Blue Archive (Part 9)"

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First it's the shadowban boogeyman, now it's le dead subs. What's his next schizo cope?

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He just accidentally leaked his earnings for the last 4 weeks. Is this amount expected?

I did a little math on how much Coby makes. Let's just say the Internet allows a lot of stupid people to make a decent living.

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Here's my analysis of his numbers. "Doomer hour" is the community name for when he complains about his life and gives blackpill talking points during his streams, his "Death Stranding 2 review" was a bait and switch doomer hour. I can send the link to where his brother Debin (Devin / Lord Frogmire) is angry on their podcast about being called a nepo-baby on a discord call that was technically also an obscure livestream if you want.
Watching the crashout stream, he showed his 24 hour metrics for the past 10 videos, confirmed my theory. People literally just chose to stop watching because of the bait and switch doomer hour Death Stranding video, 24 hour metrics halved because of that.
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Interestingly, he also halved the stream audience because of Debin revealing he's an easily offended retard.
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Synth, I know you're reading this, if your views actually did crater because of the Youtube update to what counts as a view (it was already the case that a viewer needed to watch for a certain amount of time for their view to be counted, we're just talking about minor tweaks at most to the requirements), then your average view duration would have skyrocketed by a huge margin because your watch time would remain the same but suddenly your views were reduced to a quarter.
 
Something for the troon segment @Null
A Pajeet pushed a kid and started getting angry at everyone else, for making fun of his tranny friend.
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Ok, being a retarded, inbreed, smelly, pedophilic, zoophilic, rapist, brown, demon worshipper is one thing, but supporting trannies is going just way too far buddy.
Indians cannot stop farming L's
I bet you the kids hatred for Trannies and Pajeets has grown after this incident
 
This was funny, the energy of the guy getting pranked. hes just gonna gamble, drick alcohol and smoke.

 
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like the guy said it starts at 36:00 and he stops talking about you at about 49:50 but he's incredibly talented at using 500 words to say nothing at all so it's hard to give you an exact clip
This will probably have the opposite of the desired effect but here goes: Josh, please don’t get into a feud with Podawful.
Like I said, I like both shows and you complement each other well, often covering the same subjects.

I too noticed you conspicuously avoided saying “Podawful” going back ages, which I thought was a bit, and that you grudgingly admired the setup. I mean, it is stupid, it is a comedy show about bullshit, but it’s entertaining. And tbh I think Jesse likes your show too, and there may be a bit of envy on both sides?

Deliberately not mentioning Podawful is, well, it’s fair enough to point out that it’s a bit petty - everyone already knows about it and either likes it or doesn’t. Some even give money to both of you.

So, like, don’t turn this into a pointless beef please, you’d be better off with an ally than an enemy.

Rainbow flag me.
 
I was unbanned by Stripe on the Kick and Gumroad integrations. Kick subs for sure work, I just checked. I think Gumroad should also work now.

Moving forward, Locals and Gumroad will both get the same updates. I am not partial to either. They both use Stripe. I don't know why I was even allowed on Locals.

I'll talk about it on Friday. No, I have no idea why any of this is happening. I assume that I am obnoxious enough + Trump and the Legislature's movements recently have been scary enough that they're starting to ease up off the gas. I'll give my more specific shitzo theories on Friday.

In case you forgot...

Will send out a mass email again once I'm certain it works.
It's obviously your undying love and respect for Israel and the Jewish people and Mr. Netanyahu, who may present you with the Nobel Peace Prize if you block Iranian IP ranges.
 
Can you talk about this convention where women obsessed with rape fantasy books assaulted multiple men and authors?
One woman was flashing and touching people with a dildo she had under her dress. A man had a panic attack because a bunch of women cornered him and were all touching him. And someone put an AirTag on him.View attachment 7844454View attachment 7844455View attachment 7844457View attachment 7844458View attachment 7844459View attachment 7844460View attachment 7844461View attachment 7844462View attachment 7844464View attachment 7844465View attachment 7844466View attachment 7844467View attachment 7844468View attachment 7844472
Awesome

"Where do I go to meet women? " lost incels wondering how people like Chris get girls
 
CHYAT, I come to the thread in a time of great need.

Can any MATI experts point me to a clip where Null does his speech about there being no amount of American blood he wouldn't sacrifice for Israel? I'm sure it's in this Elissa Clips playlist somewhere but I don't have time to listen to them all and I need the audio for the Kiwi Game Jam.
 
Deliberately not mentioning Podawful is, well, it’s fair enough to point out that it’s a bit petty - everyone already knows about it and either likes it or doesn’t. Some even give money to both of you
Jesse sucks, though. He in't very funny and he constantly causes more problems than he's worth.
 
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