💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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There was a big shock in the Philippines where at MegaWorld (their walmart, a comically large company that owns the entire country) in how the produce was ugly. I had this epiphany that all the produce we see in stores in the US is a special grade and everything less perfect looking gets shipped out to poor countries.

But what this has done is divorce us from the reality of food. The meat spots in eggs, frumpiness of real apples, etc. It's all so fake.

What I'm trying to say is: https://youtu.be/tvtJPs8IDgU?t=60
 
Josh did you end up getting yourself anything from the Whole Foods cheese section? I always thought it looked pretty impressive but I've never been out of the country so I can't say for sure :D
 
I doubt it, he came in, lingered briefly then dissolved away like a fart. The only nice thing about elderly attention whores is how little attention they actually need, like a cactus. One good rain and they're fine for 2 years to ignore.
He filed his lolsuit a while ago and now he is talking about how he is going to amend it. He is convinced that by emailing youtube support, this will allow it to work
 
Josh did you end up getting yourself anything from the Whole Foods cheese section? I always thought it looked pretty impressive but I've never been out of the country so I can't say for sure :biggrin:
I cleared it out, obviously.

cheese.webp

By the way, I checked out several whole foods in my drives. This is ABSOLUTELY NOT indicative of whole foods across the US. I feel like retards yelling at me live in one place, never travel, and they're like "well whole foods nextdoor has X therefor it's ubiquitous across the US". fucking delusional. Even ones in major cities have like a small deli area that's just five kinds of cheddar.

p.s.
cat.webp
 
But what have Mexicans ever done with them? Make salsa, which is just a lazier, more sloppy, watery version of tomato sauce and contains disgusting CILANTRO. The Italians have taken the tomato and elevated it to become a part in god-tier cuisine. Only white people can do that.
Salsa and tomato sauce are not the same thing, that's like comparing Cheddar with Comté.
Both high quality items, but special in their own unique way.
 
>being able to air drop anywhere in India & find trash
Cringe
>being able to air drop anywhere in US & find good cheese
Based

Change your strategy, adapt to the competitive meta
 
This is art. I can't download this one as I do not know how to bypass the age restriction because Tyshawn fucking kills all the KiwiFags at the Kiwi Farms faggot convention like a fucking chad.


I did not know that I needed the phrase "chefshit weeab autistard faggot" in my life until now.
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Pure art. We tried to stop him from happening but failed because it fucking happened anyways AS FUCK. I like this kind of sillyness.
 
There was a big shock in the Philippines where at MegaWorld (their walmart, a comically large company that owns the entire country) in how the produce was ugly. I had this epiphany that all the produce we see in stores in the US is a special grade and everything less perfect looking gets shipped out to poor countries.

But what this has done is divorce us from the reality of food. The meat spots in eggs, frumpiness of real apples, etc. It's all so fake.

What I'm trying to say is: https://youtu.be/tvtJPs8IDgU?t=60
In China they don't trust veggies unless there's little bug bites taken out of them. Only way to know it was grown without pesticides, is the idea.
 
Pop
This is art. I can't download this one as I do not know how to bypass the age restriction because Tyshawn fucking kills all the KiwiFags at the Kiwi Farms faggot convention like a fucking chad.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AJyM_2yB128
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6cA_PKIKJlU
I did not know that I needed the phrase "chefshit weeab autistard faggot" in my life until now.
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Pure art. We tried to stop him from happening but failed because it fucking happened anyways AS FUCK. I like this kind of sillyness.

Lmao
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I would like to thank Null for somehow not getting REDACTED while doing the Simulstream on X (Formerly Twitter TM), i hope for more in the future also i would like to suggest a intro/outro song for the next MATI:
 
I had this epiphany that all the produce we see in stores in the US is a special grade and everything less perfect looking gets shipped out to poor countries.
Same with products shipped in. When I was in Mexico for business the president of the company jokingly admitted that despite avocados being grown there they will never eat a perfect avocado but only the rejects because all the best ones are shipped to America because they sell for so much more. America is good at strip mining other places to feed people like Dong Gone Jones.
 
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