💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
Agreed. I had to be up my husband's ass for years about getting the fuck out of the way on occasions when he's got the cart and still occasionally have to tell him. Every man I've ever shopped with has been like this aside from my dad. At the store, we see (white and asian) women pay special attention to staying out of the way while there are constantly men with the most vacant, braindead stares on their faces, carts in the middle of the aisle, their fat ass to one side to make certain at least 2/3 of said aisle is blocked, and a look as though they've just snapped out of a waking nightmare brought on by the hypnosis of whole wheat bread flour when addressed to kindly get the fuck out of everyone's way. All of the major stores I've been to are full of men and brown women doing this shit. Maybe Josh's brain isn't parsing between 'women' and 'brown women', and that's combining with the fact that women do most grocery shopping.
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I think you're right that it's mostly the female nons that do it and less a white wamyn thing.
Although it's probably generally a IQ thing as well.
Sounds like your husband might be retarded, sorry you had to find out this way.
You could probably train him to not do it by just yelling at him when you see it happen. Or spray him with water/hit him with a newspaper.

Anyways, on an unrelated note, I came here to post this
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ZEPPELIN DEFENSE FORCE ACTIVATED

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ai content you fucking idiots

I will not let this detraction of the majestic Hindenburg to stand! Only 35 people onboard (out of 97) died, plus one poor fucker on the ground.
 
Hindenburg Research and other "activist" hedge funds aren't "illegal insider traders" because their reports fall squarely under free speech and they disclose that they're at a short position. I believe this is legally required.
The performance of their short position hedges on their own track record. If a hedge fund gets something completely wrong and fuck up (like Citron did), their entire business is screwed. No one will ever trust their reports again. Unlike the companies they're shorting, these guys need merit to back up their claims. Even Bill Ackman (Pershing Square LP, one of the top hedge funds) who shorted Herbalife for being a blatant MLM scam lost a lot of clout because he simply played his cards wrong.

If Hindenburg fucked up that Nikola short, nobody would be hearing from them again. They're not even in the top 100 of hedge funds. I would bet most wouldn't be able to identify any of them (maybe aside from Soros Fund Management and Citadel).
A lot these hedge funds have equally scary names that will send shivers down your spine like Obsidian, Renaissance, Third Point and Pure Alpha.

Sneed Capital sounds fun though.
 
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AltisticRight said:
A lot these hedge funds have equally scary names that will send shivers down your spine like Obsidian, Renaissance, Third Point and Pure Alpha.
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Hedge fund is also a much larger bucket than just "fund that shorts shitty companies" like Hindenburg. Many hedge funds probably don't even bother shorting at all, because they're doing a different strategy to hedge a different risk.

The illegal form of shorting is when you short a stock, then publicly release bullshit about it for the purpose of driving down the price to profit on the short and I think you can even get away with that sometimes.
 
Sneeds said:
I feel more bad for the McLaren than that zoomer Doherty. I’m all for seeing him suffer, btw @Null, you forgot to mention that he was permanently banned from Kick lmao.
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Replying to the post pre-edit, Nigger.

Don't sell yourself short. You can easily get a supercar if you don't care about being in mega debt, or just work your dick off for the rest of your life, or make one.

Never be jealous of the trust fund kid. Their lives are trite, and meaningless.
 
Does anyone have a saved picture of Null's avatar pre-spooky month? The slightly aged slobbermutt?
 
@Null The Ruffles cheddar and sour cream chips are great but these are one of the best if you’re a vinegar fiend:

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It’s basically BBQ and salt and vinegar combined. My personal favorite.
 
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This is the scene from Fight Club to which @Null referred in the Jack Doherty segment.
This is from the script:
EXT. HOTEL - LATER

Jack, Tyler and the others file quickly out the back SERVICE
ENTRANCE. Tyler gives Angel Face a hearty slap on the back.
Angel Face smiles at Tyler, nods, grinning.

Jack sees this, his eyes narrowing, stops walking.

JACK (V.O.)
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

INT. TAVERN BASEMENT - NIGHT

Fight club in full swing. Jack battles Angel Face, BEATING
the shit out of him with unprecedented viciousness.

JACK (V.O.)
I felt like putting a bullet between
the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

The crowd shouts maniacally, save Tyler, who watches with an
inscrutable stone face.

Angel Face tries to speak, but Jack POUNDS too hard. Blood
flies. The crowd begins to grow QUIETER.

JACK (V.O.)
I wanted to open the dump valves on
oil tankers and smother all the
French beaches I'd never see.

Finally, Angel Face lies still, unconscious. Jack stops,
stares down, numb. Jack walks away -- the crowd parts to
let him pass. Jack scans faces... finds Tyler.

TYLER
Where did you go, Psycho-Boy?

JACK
I felt like destroying something
beautiful.
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The author of the book was a gay man who was evidently closeted up until a few years after I saw the movie, but as with a lot of these things, fooling no one who saw that.
I think a straight young man or boy seeing the same scene might just have hated a "pretty boy" and probably picked up on the inherent queerbait dynamic both to that scene and real life, and that might have been the repulsion that Josh internalized from the scene. For me, it was just more gay shit, but I was older when I saw it.

All that being said, Jack Doherty does look like a child and will no doubt be popular with sodomites wherever he might find himself, hopeful am I that it is a ring of hell.
 
Sneeds said:
I wonder if this will affect older fords with the older screens
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this stuff NEVER gets backported to older machines, because car companies are, even more than money grubbing idiots, lazy as fuck.

TSLA is the only manufacturer I know of who does actual system improvements/changes after sale, besides just minor bug fixes.
 
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