💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Seeing as how much Null loves the Internet Archive...
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Hacked?
Maybe....
 
So Josh I remember some MATI stream where you tell rather sweet story about tattoos and how kids would regret getting tattoo, but who would regret getting a pikachu tattoo

It came to me as I was listening to this stupid AI song

 
I was doing kettle bell swings in the direction of the router, while listening to Tuesday's MATI, when the stream froze and I had to refresh the page to get it working again. I thought nothing of it, but then later, while doing some more swings, the same thing happened. Is there a rational explanation for this? If not then I wish to make the bold claim that, through sheer brute strength, I have achieved what no one else on the Internet has so far and silenced Joshua Moon.
 
Airstrip One said:
I was doing kettle bell swings in the direction of the router, while listening to Tuesday's MATI, when the stream froze and I had to refresh the page to get it working again. I thought nothing of it, but then later, while doing some more swings, the same thing happened. Is there a rational explanation for this? If not then I wish to make the bold claim that, through sheer brute strength, I have achieved what no one else on the Internet has so far and silenced Joshua Moon.
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Lately anything and everything causes the stream to drop and explode and burst into flame. So if it was you it wasn’t only you.
 
Something for the Reddit segment that made me lol then made me somber as I know a substitute teacher who does the same despite living rent free due to the graces of an aging relative
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It's wild how many young millenials/older zoomers regularly buy taxi services for their burritos, and do it everyday.
The downwardly mobile middle-class terrify me.
 
Null said:
I honestly can't tell if the interruptions are due to the restream software or the Starlink.
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For simplicity's sake, let's all just blame the hurricane, even if none of us live anywhere near Florida!
 
Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
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Agreed. I had to be up my husband's ass for years about getting the fuck out of the way on occasions when he's got the cart and still occasionally have to tell him. Every man I've ever shopped with has been like this aside from my dad. At the store, we see (white and asian) women pay special attention to staying out of the way while there are constantly men with the most vacant, braindead stares on their faces, carts in the middle of the aisle, their fat ass to one side to make certain at least 2/3 of said aisle is blocked, and a look as though they've just snapped out of a waking nightmare brought on by the hypnosis of whole wheat bread flour when addressed to kindly get the fuck out of everyone's way. All of the major stores I've been to are full of men and brown women doing this shit. Maybe Josh's brain isn't parsing between 'women' and 'brown women', and that's combining with the fact that women do most grocery shopping.
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In my area, it's Mexicans. Not just with carts, either. They just won't get out of your way. It's like the very idea that their behavior might inconvenience someone else doesn't even occur to them. A slight movement to one side or the other for the benefit of a stranger? Why would they do such a thing?

I live in a neighborhood that's about 85% white. I go to the grocery store, very few problems at all. People are aware of each other and scoot over if they see you need to pass by. But if I go to one that's about 15 miles away, where its mostly Mexicans, it's horrible.

They
Will
Not
Move

They'll have their cart in the middle of the aisle and stand against one display while looking across at the other one. You can walk towards them, cough politely or say "Excuse me," all the normal "hey I meet to get by would you please scoot over a few inches" noises and gestures and they'll stare you dead in the eyes and go right back to looking at the display again, if they even look at you at all. You either have to just keep going like you're gonna crash into them, or very loudly demand they scoot and neither of those options is guaranteed to work. It's the same when walking on the sidewalk. Driving. Anything.

I don't except the world to part for my benefit, but just being aware other people exist and doing simple actions to inconvenience them slightly less doesn't seem like a big ask.
 
KateHikes14 said:
It's wild how many young millenials/older zoomers regularly buy taxi services for their burritos, and do it everyday.
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This stinks of made-up-for-Reddit-bullshit but it probably is true somewhere. Anyway he’s a faggot and should make the wife initiate the divorce and become famous.

El-ahrairah said:
You can walk towards them, cough politely or say "Excuse me," all the normal "hey I meet to get by would you please scoot over a few inches" noises and gestures and they'll stare you dead in the eyes and go right back to looking at the display again,
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This is why you have multiple kids, and always keep one feral. An enraged toddler pushing a fully loaded Costco cart will go through damn near anything and even alligators will get out of the way.
 
KateHikes14 said:
It's wild how many young millenials/older zoomers regularly buy taxi services for their burritos, and do it everyday.
The downwardly mobile middle-class terrify me.
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My roommate does this, and the only food he actually buys and stores in the fridge is whatever he can just pop into his mouth like strawberries, or beer. I think he is just avoiding cooking because it means he would have to do some dishes.

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
This stinks of made-up-for-Reddit-bullshit but it probably is true somewhere. Anyway he’s a faggot and should make the wife initiate the divorce and become famous.
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Initiating the divorce gives you the priority in divorce proceeding. It gives you the initiative. It's a horrible idea to wait for the other party to do the important bit.
 
I gotta say @Null - you are dead on about these Salmiakki chocolate bars being delicious. I spent way too much for 2 100g chocolate bars, shipped from Finland, but damn it was it worth it. Now I'm going to try Salmiakki without chocolate, a much more daring task.

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Ex Fed Adam Bush 911 said:
Initiating the divorce gives you the priority in divorce proceeding. It gives you the initiative. It's a horrible idea to wait for the other party to do the important bit.
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The term of art for this is "the race to the courthouse." You generally want to be the first, whether it's divorce or some dumb bar fight or basically any situation where there are potential claims by both sides. Filing first means your claims are the first that are seen.
 
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Something silly:

Nintendo, everybody's FAVORITE emulator slayer, has announced it's newest hardware.

LOL SYKE NIGGA ITS JUST A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK LOL


And it costs $100!!!!!!!! loooooooooool

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ALARMO?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHA.
 
The President of Nintendo said:
Something silly:

Nintendo, everybody's FAVORITE emulator slayer, has announced it's newest hardware.

LOL SYKE NIGGA ITS JUST A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK LOL

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dMqWTkgDt6A
And it costs $100!!!!!!!! loooooooooool

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ALARMO?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHA.
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Guess Nintendo wants fans to start hating the music from their favorite nintendo games?

I've used some of my favorite songs at the time as alarm clocks years ago. After about a month of that alarm clock I end up hating that song. Did they not think this through?
 
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