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Harm said:
she had been utilizing rubber bands for some sort of masturbatory exercises
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You ever stretch a rubber band and then motorboat it when you were a kid? Makes a funny noise. So maybe she's been pretending to eat box by licking rubber bands?
 
Jolly Biscuit is actually two steps ahead. The lesbian rubber band joke has no meaning and he is doing it to mess with our heads!
 
I think, after much reflection, that the joke is that republiCUNTS are so stupid they might think lesbian sex uses rubberbands
 
I just did some searching using the keywords "lesbian" and "rubber bands" with The Netherlands as my VPN (mistake), and after a few pages I have been enlightened against my will.
Somehow there exists a method for lesbians to build strap ons, using rubber bands and God knows what else.
I did NOT click into the page because eww.

It would be a bit of a plot hole for granny to be building strap ons, I mean, who would she be using them on?
I know this isn't the answer to The Great Unanswered Question, but I had to share my lesbian rubber band info.
 
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I don't know what you guys are talking about, this is pretty self-explanatory.
 
I hope you were able to solve your Mio issues Null. FWIW here's how I'd write a Rust system that simultaneously takes events from two systems within a program:


Code: 
use mio::net::TcpStream;
use mio::{Interest, Poll, Token};
use tokio::sync::mpsc::Sender;

#[tokio::main]
async fn main() {
    println!("Hello, world!");

    // create a channel to send events
    let (sender, mut receiver) = tokio::sync::mpsc::channel::<Event>(100);
    // spawn the event generator
    tokio::spawn(event_generator(sender.clone()));
    // spawn the mio watcher
    tokio::spawn(mio_watcher(sender.clone()));

    // loop to handle events
    loop {
        let event = receiver.recv().await.expect("TODO: panic");
        handle_events(event);
    }
}

pub fn handle_events(event: Event){
    match event {
        Event::Event(data) => {
            println!("Received event from generator");
        },
        Event::Mio(data) => {
            println!("Received event from mio watcher");
        }
    }
}

pub enum Event {
    // a simple event
    Event(GeneratorData),
    Mio(MioData),
}

pub struct GeneratorData {}
pub struct MioData {}

// a simulator of an event generator
pub async fn event_generator( sender: Sender<Event> ) {
    loop{
        // create a new event with generator data.
        let event = Event::Event(GeneratorData{});

        if let Err(e) = sender.send(event).await {
            eprintln!("Error sending event: {:?}", e);
        }
        // generate a random number of milliseconds to sleep
        let sleep_time = rand::random::<u64>() % 5000;
        tokio::time::sleep(std::time::Duration::from_millis(sleep_time)).await;
    }
}

pub async fn mio_watcher( sender: Sender<Event> ){
    // create a mio event loop
    let mut event_loop = Poll::new().unwrap();
    let mut events = mio::Events::with_capacity(1024);
    let mut stream = TcpStream::connect("127.0.0.1:8997".parse().unwrap()).unwrap();

    // register the registration object with the event loop
    event_loop.registry().register(&mut stream, Token(0), Interest::READABLE | Interest::WRITABLE);

    // loop to watch for events
    loop {
        event_loop.poll(&mut events, None).unwrap();
        for event in events.iter() {
            if event.token() == Token(0) && event.is_writable() {
                // create a new event with mio data.
                let event = Event::Mio(MioData{});
                sender.send(event).await.expect("TODO: panic");
            }
        }
    }
}

Sorry about the piss-poor formatting. I don't thing the forum has Rust syntax highlighting. If you aren't using Tokio, the `futures` crate can also do this. Not sure about Rayon. I'm sure this isn't your exact issue, so lmk what I missed here.
 
did anyone explain the "but in the stone age" joke to jersh? i remember hearing chris himself explain* that the joke meant "you really need to tell those cavemen twice" implying that cavemen were stupid and, if sonichu was a caveman, he would also be stupid and need to be told things multiple times in order to fully understand them.

EDIT: * this is written on the cwcki's entry for "random-access humor"
 
For your news segment: 158 House Democrats vote against deporting sex offenders
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158 House Democrats vote against deporting sex offenders​

Debate on bill 'shameful,' Mace says​

  • By Bethany Blankley | The Center Square contributor
(The Center Square) – The U.S. House passed a bill to deport illegal foreign nationals convicted of domestic violence and sex-related offenses, including sex crimes against children, but not without controversy.

Nearly all Democrats voted against the bill filed by U.S. Rep. Nancy Mace, R-SC, the Violence Against Women by Illegal Aliens Act, on Thursday. They attacked the bill before they voted on it; Mace said their remarks were “shameful.”

“I find the debate shameful. I myself am a survivor of rape. I understand the lifelong trauma as someone who has survived rape, as someone who's been in a in a domestic violence situation where I was also the victim. I don't want to hear it. If you're here illegally at all you should be gone,” she said.


The bill passed by a vote of 266-158; 215 Republicans and 51 Democrats voted for it. Seven members didn’t vote; 158 Democrats voted against it.(A)

“We are fed up with headlines about women losing their lives or becoming victims of assailants who trespassed into our country illegally under the Biden-Harris border crisis,” Mace said. “This legislation sends a strong message: if you are an illegal who has committed acts of violence against women, you will not find sanctuary here.”

Mace also posted a video on X, saying, “Every member voting against this bill shows the American people they care more about illegal aliens than our women and children.”

The bill would amend the Immigration and Nationality Act “to provide that aliens who have been convicted of or who have committed sex offenses or domestic violence are inadmissible and deportable.” This includes stalking, child abuse, child neglect, child abandonment, violation of protective orders, including credible threats of violence, repeated harassment, and conspiracy to commit a sex offense grounds for deportation, according to the bill language.

It also includes crimes defined in the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act of 2006: child sex offenders, sexual predators, child sex traffickers, using minors in a sexual performance, soliciting a minor to practice prostitution, producing or distributing child pornography, transporting with intent to engage in criminal sexual activity, among others.


“It seems that every few days we learn of little girls and young teens or moms abducted by illegals, raped by illegals, and murdered by illegals, none of whom have any right to be here, and all of whom have been trafficked into our country by this administration's policies,” U.S. Rep. Tom McClintock, R-CA, said in an impassioned speech on the House floor. “These entirely preventable tragedies will continue as long as [Biden-Harris] policies will continue.

“The Democrats often talk about the war on women over abortion or employment policy, but it seems they couldn't care less about allowing into our country a flood of sexual offenders, domestic violence offenders, and child abusers, and allowing them to stay indefinitely free from any fear of deportation,” he continued. “And when these monsters commit these ghastly acts and their grief-stricken moms appear before our committee, the Democrats put on their best long faces, assure everyone how much they grieve with the families, and then argue to continue precisely the same policies that have produced this nightmare in the first place.”

He also the bill “removes any loopholes in current law and requires that illegal aliens who commit sex offenses or domestic violence are not to be allowed into this country anymore and must be immediately removed from our country when they’re found.”

Current law allows for some exceptions for those convicted of moral turpitude depending on the age of the offender when the crime was committed and if prison time was served. The bill eliminates existing exceptions, Republicans argue.

U.S. Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-NY, said it didn’t fix the loophole, otherwise he would have voted for it. “In reality, the redundancies in this bill all but assure that no additional dangerous individuals would face immigration consequences if it were to become law. Instead, the overly broad definition and lack of any waiver authority in this bill would result in extremely harsh and unintended consequences including the removal of survivors of domestic violence.”

U.S. Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-WA, who opposed it, said, “Republicans went to the House floor today pretending to care about victims of domestic violence – but it was just a cover for continuing to scapegoat immigrants. Their bill would hurt domestic violence survivors by not giving them the protection they deserve. It’s a disgrace.”

Mace pointed to (Archive) a September 2021 memorandum Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas sent to Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents listing categories of illegal foreign nationals not to deport, including domestic violence offenders because doing so “could make victims of domestic violence more reluctant to report the offense conduct.”

“How many American women and girls have been battered and bloodied due to this insanity?” Mace said. “Under my bill, any illegal alien who commits a sex crime is inadmissible to our country and immediately deportable. We shouldn’t let them into our country under any circumstances, and if we catch them, we send them back.”

U.S. Government website detailing how House Representatives voted on this bill: Office of the Clerk, U.S. House of Representatives - Vote Details
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The 158 Democrats who voted against the bill are:

  • Alma Adams, North Carolina
  • Pete Aguilar, California
  • Gabe Amo, Rhode Island
  • Jake Auchincloss, Massachusetts
  • Becca Balint, Vermont
  • Nanette Barragán, California
  • Joyce Beatty, Ohio
  • Ami Bera, California
  • Donald Beyer, Virginia
  • Sanford D. Bishop Jr., Georgia
  • Earl Blumenauer, Oregon
  • Suzanne Bonamici, Oregon
  • Lisa Blunt Rochester, Delaware
  • Jamaal Bowman, New York
  • Shontel Brown, Ohio
  • Julia Brownley, California
  • Cori Bush, Missouri
  • Salud Carbajal, California
  • Tony Cárdenas, California
  • André Carson, Indiana
  • Troy Carter, Louisiana
  • Greg Casar, Texas
  • Ed Case, Hawaii
  • Sean Casten, Illinois
  • Kathy Castor, Florida
  • Joaquin Castro, Texas
  • Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick, Florida
  • Judy Chu, California
  • Katherine Clark, Massachusetts
  • Yvette Clarke, New York
  • Emanuel Cleaver, Missouri
  • James Clyburn, South Carolina
  • Steve Cohen, Tennessee
  • Gerald Connolly, Virginia
  • Luis Correa, California
  • Jim Costa, California
  • Jasmine Crockett, Texas
  • Jason Crow, Colorado
  • Danny Davis, Illinois
  • Madeleine Dean, Pennsylvania
  • Diana DeGette, Colorado
  • Rosa DeLauro, Connecticut
  • Suzan DelBene, Washington
  • Mark DeSaulnier, California
  • Debbie Dingell, Michigan
  • Lloyd Doggett, Texas
  • Veronica Escobar, Texas
  • Anna Eshoo, California
  • Adriano Espaillat, New York
  • Lizzie Fletcher, Texas
  • Bill Foster, Illinois
  • Valerie Foushee, North Carolina
  • Lois Frankel, Florida
  • Maxwell Frost, Florida
  • John Garamendi, California
  • Jesús "Chuy" Garcia, Illinois
  • Robert Garcia, California
  • Sylvia Garcia, Texas
  • Dan Goldman, New York
  • Jimmy Gomez, California
  • Al Green, Texas
  • James Himes, Connecticut
  • Steny Hoyer, Maryland
  • Valerie Hoyle, Oregon
  • Jared Huffman, California
  • Glenn Ivey, Maryland
  • Jonathan Jackson, Illinois
  • Sara Jacobs, California
  • Pramila Jayapal, Washington
  • Hakeem Jeffries, New York
  • Henry "Hank" Johnson, Georgia
  • Sydney Kamlager-Dove, California
  • Bill Keating, Massachusetts
  • Robin Kelly, Illinois
  • Ro Khanna, California
  • Dan Kildee, Michigan
  • Derek Kilmer, Washington
  • Andy Kim, New Jersey
  • Raja Krishnamoorthi, Illinois
  • Ann Kuster, New Hampshire
  • Greg Landsman, Ohio
  • Rick Larsen, Washington
  • John Larson, Connecticut
  • Barbara Lee, California
  • Summer Lee, Pennsylvania
  • Teresa Leger Fernandez, New Mexico
  • Ted Lieu, California
  • Zoe Lofgren, California
  • Doris Matsui, California
  • Lucy McBath, Georgia
  • Jennifer McClellan, Virginia
  • Betty McCollum, Minnesota
  • Morgan McGarvey, Kentucky
  • James McGovern, Massachusetts
  • Gregory Meeks, New York
  • Rob Menendez, New Jersey
  • Grace Meng, New York
  • Kweisi Mfume, Maryland
  • Gwen Moore, Wisconsin
  • Joseph Morelle, New York
  • Seth Moulton, Massachusetts
  • Kevin Mullin, California
  • Jerrold Nadler, New York
  • Grace Napolitano, California
  • Richard Neal, Massachusetts
  • Joe Neguse, Colorado
  • Donald Norcross, New Jersey
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, New York
  • Ilhan Omar, Minnesota
  • Frank Pallone, New Jersey
  • Nancy Pelosi, California
  • Scott Peters, California
  • Brittany Pettersen, Colorado
  • Dean Phillips, Minnesota
  • Chellie Pingree, Maine
  • Mark Pocan, Wisconsin
  • Katie Porter, California
  • Ayanna Pressley, Massachusetts
  • Mike Quigley, Illinois
  • Delia Ramirez, Illinois
  • Jamie Raskin, Maryland
  • Deborah Ross, North Carolina
  • Raul Ruiz, California
  • C.A. Dutch Ruppersberger, Maryland
  • Linda Sánchez, California
  • John Sarbanes, Maryland
  • Mary Scanlon, Pennsylvania
  • Janice Schakowsky, Illinois
  • Adam Schiff, California
  • Bradley Schneider, Illinois
  • Robert "Bobby" Scott, Virginia
  • David Scott, Georgia
  • Terri Sewell, Alabama
  • Brad Sherman, California
  • Darren Soto, Florida
  • Melanie Stansbury, New Mexico
  • Haley Stevens, Michigan
  • Marilyn Strickland, Washington
  • Mark Takano, California
  • Shri Thanedar, Michigan
  • Mike Thompson, California
  • Bennie Thompson, Mississippi
  • Rashida Tlaib, Michigan
  • Jill Tokuda, Hawaii
  • Paul Tonko, New York
  • Norma Torres, California
  • Ritchie Torres, New York
  • Lori Trahan, Massachusetts
  • David Trone, Maryland
  • Lauren Underwood, Illinois
  • Juan Vargas, California
  • Marc Veasey, Texas
  • Nydia Velázquez, New York
  • Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Florida
  • Maxine Waters, California
  • Bonnie Watson Coleman, New Jersey
  • Nikema Williams, Georgia
  • Frederica Wilson, Florida.
List made by this article: Full List of 158 Democrats Who Voted Against Sex Crime Ban on Immigrants
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The US has some serious issues. Out of the 431 hose members able to vote on this, 36.65% of House Representatives thought shipping away sex pests away from normal people is too harsh, and about 1.62% of House Representatives couldn't even be bothered to vote on this
out of those who didn't vote, 5 of them were Republicans, 2 were Democrats.

What types of fine immigrants over 1/3rd of the House are defending from Deportation:
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The bill would amend the Immigration and Nationality Act “to provide that aliens who have been convicted of or who have committed sex offenses or domestic violence are inadmissible and deportable.” This includes stalking, child abuse, child neglect, child abandonment, violation of protective orders, including credible threats of violence, repeated harassment, and conspiracy to commit a sex offense grounds for deportation, according to the bill language.

It also includes crimes defined in the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act of 2006: child sex offenders, sexual predators, child sex traffickers, using minors in a sexual performance, soliciting a minor to practice prostitution, producing or distributing child pornography, transporting with intent to engage in criminal sexual activity, among others.
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Null said:
I think, after much reflection, that the joke is that republiCUNTS are so stupid they might think lesbian sex uses rubberbands
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Have the kiwi-dikes been consulted? I'm not brave enough to enter their domain.

Edit: I found the courage to ask the beauty parlor chat, answers pending.
 
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