💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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my only throwaway account said:
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I'm just really confused, I'd really appreciate if someone could help me out here, I'm at my wits' end here.
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So far, Twitter is the only place with comments, and half of them are "WTF does that shit mean" with no answer yet. All the other places he's posted it have nothing. This mystery WILL be solved.
 
big pauper said:
this might have just been a nick mullen bit on cum town but every time i think of jews and shellfish i think of a table of jews trying to argue amongst themselves that shrimp are kosher because they are crustaceans and not shellfish and then having an allergic reaction when it gets delivered
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That's some heresy dude. Shrimp do not have fins or scales and that's the determining factor, not whether they are crustaceans.
 
Wodanaz said:
"it's basically just old hat racism"
while true, the stereotype exists for a reason and definitely didn't just appear out of nowhere. also the millions of people who laughed at the original scam trolling videos probably aren't all 100% alt righter, but hey this is par for the course for "longtime progressive community activists"
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Hating Indians isn't racism it's just common sense at this point.
 
Lol I got an email from Rumble for Tuesday's upload and got this
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If you're living right, you don't need a stinking cloudlifter.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Cope, dog fucker. I think the entire thing is projection and caused by white men predominantly seeking out bestiality porn which they then believe reflects reality.
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Lidl Drip said:
It's actually insane how weebs will claim that Japan is a paradise with no rape and no child molestation simply because it's almost never reported or prosecuted cause of their ass-backwards culture and fear of "losing face" and therefore their official statistics just say it doesn't happen.
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Sneeds said:
Do beaners assimilate better than Muslims and pajeets?
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indubitably, spaniards are kinda white, after all

however, that may be left over from most beaner families being two-parent, and that shit may slip. who knows.

the based catholic beaner meme is just that, a meme.=
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
indubitably, spaniards are kinda white, after all

however, that may be left over from most beaner families being two-parent, and that shit may slip. who knows.

the based catholic beaner meme is just that, a meme.=
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Yeah you're right, most of the Mexicans I know have 2 parents besides 1. But yeah the “based catholic” meme is a meme. Also curry or tacos?
 
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Look, let's break this down. This really falls on Jolly Biscuit for failing to make it clear how this "gay curse" would affect a woman in the context of this comic, but there's 3 explicit references to what this curse is:
And two showing what it does:
These two natal men had their biological sex switched, and then became homosexuals. The critical error in this comic is that it's unclear whether natal women would similarly except to have their biological sex switched as well, or become lesbians. The pivotal line in all this comes from Wesse Jatters when he says "they're turning me into a lesbian." This should communicate that the old woman is, in fact, intended to switch into a lesbian without switching her biological sex.

Now that we've parsed the set-up, we can hone in on this punchline. What we know now is that the curse was supposed to make her gay, as in a lesbian, but it did not. This must mean that this woman has been a lesbian all along. With this revelation, and the new status of her lesbian lover, there must now come forth a second revelation regarding these rubber bands disappearing. Here's some potential reasons for her volunteering this information:
  • Rubber bands have been a key part of the grandmother's ruse hiding her lesbianism from her husband
    • This is less likely with the tranny possibility ruled out, as she's not tucking anything or dilating
    • Could she have been using the rubber bands to hide lesbian contraband around their home which has evaded the husband's detection?
  • Lesbians might routinely use rubber bands in such a way that the newly lesbianized husband must become aware
    • Due to being unable to satisfy herself sexually as a lesbian with her husband, she had been utilizing rubber bands for some sort of masturbatory exercises
    • The rubber bands are used in fashion/grooming contexts and now that the husband is a woman, he will need to use them
  • The old woman is dissociating from reality, either due to old age or other mental illness, and is initiating a wholly unrelated topic of discussion, completely oblivious to the gay curse transforming her husband, and revealing her to be a lesbian
    • This would provide some dramatic irony to give some flavor to the punchline
    • Do note that her eyes are closed the entire time and the elderly may be hard of hearing
  • There is no reason and fuck you
My hunch is that she's been using the rubber bands for some nefarious lesbian purpose which she will now reveal to him.
 
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