💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I hope Ralph sneers at Nick's shart on stream which causes Nick to enter furious blind rage against him.
 
If josh keeps the shotgun racking as a bit for his streams, i for one am awaiting for the first negligent discharge into the roof/wall.
Then the second.
Then the third.
4th, 5th
etc etc
Negligent discharges are part of gun ownership, it happens to everyone all the time.
If you see this happen to someone else in public, quickly point your finger at them and scream "HURRRR, ME TOOO!".

Also, 5 hours 30 minute stream, thats a new record and i dont see josh beating that time anytime soon unless he does an indepth review of rekieta bodycam footage with jim/casino.
 
I wonder if a troon barista would make a scene, and kick out someone for browsing the Farms at a Starbucks
If you have time to watch customer's screens, you have time to do a full strip and clean on the main espresso machine. Get to scrubbing Lilith.
 
If josh keeps the shotgun racking as a bit for his streams, i for one am awaiting for the first negligent discharge into the roof/wall.
Then the second.
Then the third.
4th, 5th
etc etc
Negligent discharges are part of gun ownership, it happens to everyone all the time.
If you see this happen to someone else in public, quickly point your finger at them and scream "HURRRR, ME TOOO!".

Also, 5 hours 30 minute stream, thats a new record and i dont see josh beating that time anytime soon unless he does an indepth review of rekieta bodycam footage with jim/casino.
Negligent discharge happens 0 times to competent gun owners, you also do not need any shells to rack the shotgun.

The all time record remains the election night stream, November 5th, 2024 at 7 hours 59 minutes (The only day Josh worked MATI as a full time job)
 
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Negligent discharge happens 0 times to competent gun owners, you also do not need any shells to rack the shotgun.
PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
 
I am still getting through this monster stream. 5 and a half hours of kino, all of it good. Josh came back from the gas station WITH the milk.
 
You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
"ND"'s get people killed, in a civil environment you must practice discipline to not become the threat yourself. In active combat zones of course trigger discipline is not a big deal, but in places where you are surrounded by women and children you must take care that every shot fired does not come close to meeting them.

Training yourself to actively restrain your finger outside of the trigger guard does not appreciably harm your time to readiness. Especially if done in manners that require conscious attention to keep your finger off of the trigger.
Really it comes down to discipline and your ability to keep calm in crisis. Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
 
PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
i've never nd'd and my license says "safe driver". smh.
 
PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
This is the one ancient copy pasta that I still see regularly trolling people and getting them mad as fuck.
 
Fell for it award.
It's very well made and convincing of sincerity.
I think this is the first time I ever fell for a copypasta.
 
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