💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Jotch said:
Fell for it award.
It's very well made and convincing of sincerity.
I think this is the first time I ever fell for a copypasta.
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Its the best pasta.

Ive had one "ND", -20c so i had shooters mittens, went to aim but something from my hand caught the trigger(hair trigger, not my gun, was there to sight it in).
All that happened was that i shot a meter low and hit the concrete berm meant to protect the moving target rail, which sent out hundreds of tiny chunks of concrete into my target.
The place where ive seen most evidence of NDs has been at a military pistol range, dozen holes in the floor, wall and roof, they dont patch the holes so they can show the new retards what not to do but its never enough.
Oh and the outhouse of my hunting group, guy was taking a shit with a loaded shotgun and he shot a hole into the door from the inside.

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How much does a fiber line internet that josh has now, cost on average in america per month.
 
Don’t feel bad, they've happened to me a few times.

First time at a friend’s apartment, just bought my first pistol (a Jericho). We were drinking. I tried to decock it, my thumb slipped, ND into the ceiling. Second time at the range, showing a friend my pistol. Thought it was unloaded, pointed it at the ground, racked it and pulled the trigger shot between his feet. Third time at my parents’ house, swapping slides between two SIGs. Forgot the other one was chambered, pulled the trigger, shot the wall. Fourth time at my new house, playing with a friend’s 5.56 AK. Released the bolt and it slam‑fired into the ground. Fifth time, still at that house, showing a friend how the AK works, handling it wrong, pulled the trigger, shot the floor in the same spot again. Sixth time, thought the house was haunted, grabbed my SIG. Physically cleared it (no magazine), racked it 3×, then pulled the trigger, round went into the same hole. Seventh time, friend brought over a used Glock. I grabbed it, pulled the trigger without clearing it. I didn’t even realize it was loaded. Eighth time friend brings over his transferable Mac‑10. I had no idea how open‑bolt guns worked. He shows it to me, I put a loaded mag in, thought it fired from closed bolt. I pulled the trigger and plugged three rounds into my wall.
 
Adolf Hulkler said:
Its the best pasta.
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I think I was already at a disadvantage because of all the people I hear argue with actual seriousness very similar things IRL.
Adolf Hulkler said:
How much does a fiber line internet that josh has now, cost on average in america per month.
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You should expect to pay 50-70/mo for 1gbps.
Specialty connections like symmetrical 10g can go for 500-1000 depending on local usage.
He probably gets a really good deal with SwampISP given their massive difference in availability vs consumers.
 
Yours Truly 2095 said:
Does anybody know if it's culturally acceptable to browse Kiwifarms on free Starbucks wifi
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kiwifarms stealth collaborative data services.webp
 
Jotch said:
Negligent discharge happens 0 times to competent gun owners, you also do not need any shells to rack the shotgun.

The all time record remains the election night stream, November 5th, 2024 at 7 hours 59 minutes (The only day Josh worked MATI as a full time job)
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Jarvis, pull up the statistics on reported NDs, and cross reference the owners by race.
 
Wanna give an shoutout to superchatter Kurt Eichenwald Anime Masturbator. Heard his name so many times I finally broke down and looked Kurt up/watched Metokur's vids on him.

Funny shit 8/10.
 
Cumeatsioner Gordon said:
Don’t feel bad, they've happened to me a few times.

First time at a friend’s apartment, just bought my first pistol (a Jericho). We were drinking. I tried to decock it, my thumb slipped, ND into the ceiling. Second time at the range, showing a friend my pistol. Thought it was unloaded, pointed it at the ground, racked it and pulled the trigger shot between his feet. Third time at my parents’ house, swapping slides between two SIGs. Forgot the other one was chambered, pulled the trigger, shot the wall. Fourth time at my new house, playing with a friend’s 5.56 AK. Released the bolt and it slam‑fired into the ground. Fifth time, still at that house, showing a friend how the AK works, handling it wrong, pulled the trigger, shot the floor in the same spot again. Sixth time, thought the house was haunted, grabbed my SIG. Physically cleared it (no magazine), racked it 3×, then pulled the trigger, round went into the same hole. Seventh time, friend brought over a used Glock. I grabbed it, pulled the trigger without clearing it. I didn’t even realize it was loaded. Eighth time friend brings over his transferable Mac‑10. I had no idea how open‑bolt guns worked. He shows it to me, I put a loaded mag in, thought it fired from closed bolt. I pulled the trigger and plugged three rounds into my wall.
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Back when I was on /k/ regularly I enjoyed seeing the additions to this one over the years. Remember it got at least to 13
 
I thought Josh and chyat may enjoy this discovery.
At work we got in this Tarzan book:
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Flipping through it I found an "Ape to English" Dictionary:
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And then I learned how to say the N word in classical Ape:
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Thanks Tarzan!
 

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Wodanaz said:
he made a grossed out face when ralph sharted which led to some of the funniest sektur content in recent memory
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Well looks like I am just a big, fat, wallowing newswine, cheers for the pearls tho.
 

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Adolf Hulkler said:
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How much does a fiber line internet that josh has now, cost on average in america per month.
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I live in the Portland, Or Metro area and I got in with CenturyLink for 60USD for life. It's actually 50 for life and 10 for the router rental, which I found a CL router at my local goodwill and i'm going to try to see if i can hook it up and give them their "rental router" back. Will update my profile post if i can/cant get that to work.
waffle said:
Have you guys ever actually been to the hood? The statistics aren't going to work right because all those ND's never get logged. Cops only roll out for multiple gunshots.
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Can confirm. When I lived in my ghetto ass hometown, Shittown Alabama, if there was less than 3 guns going off, nobody ever called the police. And if someone did call the police (thanks police scanners), they didn't come until like an hour later.
One time, I was with a friend picking up weed in some back water section 8 place. One gun, multiple shots, and I'm in the car like "oh, it's someone's birthday I bet." It was the cook of the local WaffleHouse.
 
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