This will totally end well. Somebody should challenge him to a game of red alert 2 or hearts of iron 4. Can you imagine lucas trying to wrap his head around those games? Soviet wern getting steamrolled by nazi germany walter fate on a livestream would be hilarious
That's a piece of it, but I'm willing to bet it's mostly the abstractness if it all. The dude is a simple retard and can't wrap his defective brain around it, which makes him angy.
I suspect it's AI, though him still posting it doesn't make it any better. However, I'm kinda shocked he's not using AI to alter his photos to catfish children yet.
This will totally end well. Somebody should challenge him to a game of red alert 2 or hearts of iron 4. Can you imagine lucas trying to wrap his head around those games? Soviet wern getting steamrolled by nazi germany walter fate on a livestream would be hilarious
That's a piece of it, but I'm willing to bet it's mostly the abstractness if it all. The dude is a simple retard and can't wrap his defective brain around it, which makes him angy.
We can all be thankful he didn't do a version laying in bed shirtless and eating
He looks like a shitty unity asset you'd see dumped in a humblebundle pack. Who knew they had a street hobos and pedos of spokane asset pack. I wonder if it includes the extended scene prop set with the pepsticks, cheese bricks and steak dinner props, or the fartbox building asset set. Can't have unity wern without unity homeless shelters and government fartboxes after all
Lucas's tism is still hyperfocused on his game:
I volunteer @WonderWino.
TYFYS, my dude, and please make sure to stream it live!
LOL, he's definitely randomly changing his incomprhensible rules in the middle of his atrocity of a game to make sure he wins.
I'm curious if he has a comprehensive list of rules, or what. You'd imagine they'd kinda be included wherever you pull the game up, but who knows. More or less, I just want to see how fucking schizofrenic this game really is because Lucas's normal schizofrenic board games combined with the additional capabilities and aspects of a more technical platform lead me to believe this game is just most insane yet!
No idea where you'd even find the game since nothing is popping up when I search for it on tabletopia, though I did see he's posting about it on Instagram. Not gonna include those pics since it's nothing new, but figured I'd point it out in case he starts posting anything cool there.
Ofc foods are included in the game. Nice to see some of the rules, but I need a more formal rules my dear Dr. Nigga.
Feels like I'm trying to decipher a deeply autistic and schizofrenic form of hieroglyphics, which will henceforth be referred to as 'Wernerglyphics'. I'd love for Lucas to make a video where he tries to explain the entire ruleset in its entirety. I'm 100% sure he'd lose track in the middle of it, and just start ranting about zoomers or food.
If I were to do a livestream game with him i'd do a neverwinter nights session and have somebody quietly take over the DM stuff without telling lucas theres a third person involved and randomly have them get npcs to say shit about winning the battle not being in the cards, talking about the best way to hook up with zoomers at the right taverns and randomly call lucas a creep during quests and such. He'd go nuts trying to figure out wtf was going on. It would be real interesting to see his reaction to that kind of situation, as he would have no way of knowing somebody was actually doing that shit and it wasn't just the game. I wonder how far you could push npcs acting like that before lucas finally started cluing in theres something else going on behind the scenes
Not exactly the Plan Z the germans had in mind back in the day
Definitely sounds like the actions of someone who thinks ahead and plans right
Because getting drunk in public in a restaurant and taking pics of yourself doing it to show off publicly is definitely what a sane and rational person who plans ahead does. Its amazing he didn't get kicked out or arrested for that
Lucas's planning skills are clearly top notch:
If he wants to pledge his allegience he should start with the president
But I guess he's too busy watching anime, crime docs with myrna and getting angry over his feet to put too much thought into planning:
Its just more crazy talk from the same guy who thought this was a perfectly rational thing to say publicly:
But remember he's not stupid at all and totally not a schizophrenic
BONUS:
You know how lucas frequently tells people he matches the energy of others and gets angry and confrontational with them because he claims thats what he gets toward him from people? Lets see what googles AI has to say about that kind of matching energy behavior.....
It literally calls him out as a manipulator and groomer and doesn't accept peoples boundaries. This was also shown during those chats with people during covid when he kept trying to push that girl toward meeting him asap even during a major lockdown
and just in case anybody ever forgets just how fat lucas is:
That shirt is fucking massive
Also makes it quite clear that everybody in that family has a serious case of the crazy eyes and resting retard face
I'll never not remember he's a fat gross pig, I think the one picture of him holding a guitar (that he doesn't know how to play) he was even fatter, the fattest we've ever seen him.
I love he wants to get married on Dad's land, when he's not even welcome to visit. Probably not the smartest place to chose as a venue. I mean I know it's part of his dream of taking it from King Roy and how proud Roy would be seeing Lucas with a girl.
In reality I think Roy would call APS worries Lucas found someone even slower in the mind and is exploiting her. Remember his only girlfriend whom he hit and leeched off was met at a rubber hotel. He's a pure predator.
I don't want to side track on political shit because Lucas is well always wrong. NYC has a law to have a "balanced" budget. So it's already a moot point. Being bailed out, rich people donating (Bezos dropped 100 million) and not paying bills while stealing from the workers (raided pension funds) this definitely sounds like Lucas M.O. wild dreams, (free buses or fertile wife) anger at people with more, and bailed out while stealing from the working class. It's basically Lucas entire life so he doesn't see why it can't work for a major city when he's plenty good that's why he got free college he failed out of, despite being a high school drop out.
He's back to self medicating with that rot gut booze . Ew. Girls aren't impressed by liquor after say... 23. They either like the stuff they do, or respect the care you put into it. Chugging swill isn't cool. Much like after highschool no one plays Edward 40 hands.
Even if it's a BYOB restaurant, ask for a fucking glass like a human. I don't know WA state BYOB laws but here in PA technically you can bring anything. Some states you can't have a brandy or vodka etc. (there was a a great diner next to movie theater and I fondly remember getting my eggs hash browns meal for dirt cheap and ordered a coke filled it up with booze go saw so many films lit AF for cheap)
His behavior is so fucking alien. Despite being gay, hitting women, fat, jobless,poor he's just a fucking weirdo. Definitely got that from mommy dearest. Those freaks get run out of town yearly!
Lucas talking about planning has to be one of the funniest fucking things yet. Even Chris chan had plans much more thought and care planned into them.
I actually would love to tell Lucas my 5 year plan and see what he says. I think his response would be so hilarious and self destructive. Assuming he can actually get past I'm happy, employed and a home owner with a younger wife.
I don't like the ugly AI art style his pfp has but well last time I saw a dog vomit, looked better than the real Lucas.
