💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Talking about porn is weird as fuck, even if youre with your friends. No one needs to know that shit.
WDYM? I recommend porn to my friends all the time. Never had a single complaint.

@HackerX the fact that he even has to say "don't talk about porn to random women" on his fucking Facebook page or whatever is a giveaway.

I honestly think he dislikes religion because he doesn't like the idea of a divine supreme being telling him not to jerk off to fucked up shit.
 
I honestly think he dislikes religion because he doesn't like the idea of a divine supreme being telling him not to jerk off to fucked up shit.
That's a piece of it, but I'm willing to bet it's mostly the abstractness if it all. The dude is a simple retard and can't wrap his defective brain around it, which makes him angy.
Jesus christ he really looks completely out of his fucking mind in the actual video version. Legit mental patient wave going on there
I suspect it's AI, though him still posting it doesn't make it any better. However, I'm kinda shocked he's not using AI to alter his photos to catfish children yet.
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This will totally end well. Somebody should challenge him to a game of red alert 2 or hearts of iron 4. Can you imagine lucas trying to wrap his head around those games? Soviet wern getting steamrolled by nazi germany walter fate on a livestream would be hilarious
I'd just love to see how he'd react when he begins to lose.
 
He kinda looks like a discount store Alex Jones in this one. Can't believe I missed it on the first go.

Except instead of ranting about homosexual amphibians, it's about shitty food and zoomer baes, and how the universe conspires to deny him both.
That's a piece of it, but I'm willing to bet it's mostly the abstractness if it all. The dude is a simple retard and can't wrap his defective brain around it, which makes him angy.
Not to mention that Sky Daddy refuses to grant him any of his wishes.
 
Open up my Facebook just in time to see THIS. LMFAO.
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We can all be thankful he didn't do a version laying in bed shirtless and eating

He looks like a shitty unity asset you'd see dumped in a humblebundle pack. Who knew they had a street hobos and pedos of spokane asset pack. I wonder if it includes the extended scene prop set with the pepsticks, cheese bricks and steak dinner props, or the fartbox building asset set. Can't have unity wern without unity homeless shelters and government fartboxes after all

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He is talking nonsense again
 
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