💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Or maybe he's engaging in heresy that would get him thrown off a building in any muslim country lucas. Or didn't you consider that?


More of his creepy fetishizing race


Yet another attempt by lucas to convince everybody he isn't a predator - by saying something literally only a predator trying to manipulate people would ever say

Oh its a green flag worthy of dating he says. Young women aren't easier to manipulate he says. Jesus fucking christ. Yes they are easier to manipulate, because of the very fact that they are so much younger than you. This is literal textbook child predator behavior. He has some nerve to say shit like this when he recently got busted trying to manipulate a catfish he thought was disabled and had a childlike mind and thought process. I bet thats exactly why he's saying this shit

@Fatal Walter should add that screenshot into his next wern video. Perhaps 'the manipulation attempts of lucas werner' would be a fitting title


Well that sounds horrifying




He sure does have a hardon about north korea lately, and likes to show how he has absolutely no understanding of how communism works


.....Speaking of which

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas should meet Jake Alley. He has double thin girl skin.

 

[WonderWino]

I decided to take a quick look at myrnas facebook to see if they're having any problems like they did the first time around. Not from what I can see, at least not yet, but she's bragging up a storm:

So they got a place that was even smaller than the one they stayed at last year. She also met three people on the flight. told them about their favorite restaurant - which looks exactly like the kind of overpriced tourist trap restaurant designed to milk idiot boomers on vacation and looks exactly like the kind of food lucas would brag about eating. But it gets better - big brained myrna decided it would be a good idea to invite herself to these peoples dinner and showed up at the restaurant the next day to do so, despite not knowing what the reservation was under and despite not even knowing the names of these people. She just showed up with larry, invited herself and had the staff figure out who the women were for her. Jesus fucking christ lady, thats some major wern tier behavior right there and top tier idiot narc behavior as well

Because what you definitely want on your first day on vacation is for the psycho eye'd old lady with dementia who you met by chance and asked about restaurants on the flight over to randomly show up at the restaurant and crash your meal like some kind of stalker. Even lucas isn't that nuts. I would bet any amount of money the only reason they didn't freak out is because they recognized that shes fucked in the head and didn't want to cause a big scene over it. The fact that myrna thought this was a sane and normal thing to do - despite not even knowing the names of these people, speaks volumes about how fucked in the head she is. Yeah i'm sure they were totally happy to see you show up like that, jesus fucking christ. and the staff greeting her with hugs? Yeah I don't think anybody was hugging the crazy eyed dementia patient who showed up asking to be shown to the table of people she didn't even know the names of

and of course she has to brag, just like lucas, about how expensive the shitty food she bought is - paying $50 for a waffle and a cup of coffee each and then going out to spend $200 on groceries. and of course she goes to eat at a shitty tourist trap restaurant again that has a low quality menu that yet again looks like something lucas would rave about. The reviews tend to claim its either really good or really bad, but the pictures I saw of the food make me lean heavily toward mediocre to bad

She's legitimately starting to channel lucas's mentality and behavior doing shit like that - except instead of demanding everyone tell her where the party is at she mentions a particular restaurant and then shows up, trying to invite herself to the party - again, with people she didn't even know the names of. That post was incredibly telling as to where lucas got that kind of mentality from

and going full narc for pity and attention, posting this while on vacation for some whatever bizarre reason:


and I noticed something interesting in her info:

Says she lives in los barrilles, mexico. Last I checked she lived in some shithole in arizona

Also interesting how she says she retired in may 2023. So much for lucas's claims about her getting rich and retiring in 2000

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Jesus Christ Myrna is the empress dowager of boomers. Her posts have all the insight and self awareness of a parakeet chirping to its own reflection, and the only thing that makes them halfway tolerable is the knowledge that while she’s facebooking about stalking the ladies in row 32 of delta airlines flight DAL101, on a much seedier part of the Internet her retard son is trying to lure teenagers to his group home with improperly cooked ramen

 

[Big Nasty]

Myrna Goes to Maui 2: Just Fuck my Shit Up

Wonder if that "Superbowl Party" was something she invited herself to also.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Okay, finally got to this.

 

[IceQueen]

LMAO I am absolutely dying at PukeAss’s story on TikTok right now. “The imaginary girls in my imaginary world don’t like normal, decent, smooth guys because that’s icky!!! Take that bigots!!!” Comedy GOLD I tell you.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Myrna's baby boy is soooooo smart!

He's wrong, but even if he's right he's still fucking wrong.

Even if time were technically round or on a curve (it's not), it doesn't matter because within the span of our lives, generations, civilizations and even species it's functionally linear.

In the life sciences, often times we see that "pseudo is good enough".

Spoiler: Off Topic Example

Basically, biologists can argue all fucking day of where we draw the line between vivipary (true, placental live-birth) and ovovivipary (the mother carrying her "soft egg sacks" to term inside her, then birthing them just before, at or just after "hatching".

But from a functional ecological standpoint, these same two strategies undergo the exact same advantages and disadvantages.
All to say that if you're a pregnant reptile or a pregnant fish, it doesn't matter what the technical term for what you are experiencing is, because you will go through the same trials and tribulations that a pregnant mammal would as opposed to your egg-laying conegers.

In this example, the "mimic" is in the real world "good enough".
For our purposes, time is linear whether or not it technically is or isn't linear in the 4th dimension across trillions of years, because none of us will be in the 4th dimension trillions of years from now.

Of course Wern is just using this as an obvious and poorly-veiled BIG BRAIN SCIENCE FACT! way of saying "age is a construct so it's okay that I want to fuck teenagers"

 

[WonderWino]

Thats not how it works lucas. Also, says the guy who keeps making all kinds of absurd and retarded claims about things then gets angry and blocks people when asked for proof


Another example of lucas not understaing anything about christianity


Thats fucking disgusting


and of course he wanted to put fucking salad dressing on it and siracha. That is not a salad lucas


No lucas, running a campaign on those things would get the democrats laughed at


No lucas, illegals cannot and do not pay taxes unless they are using a stolen SS number, There is no other way they could be paying taxes. It also means they're directly involved in indentity theft


Looks like nursing home food


That anti capitalist guy is starting to sound just as retarded as lucas. No wonder lucas keeps quoting him


How greedy of you lucas. No the government does not owe you anything. Your employer pays your salary too.... or would if you actually had a job. But that doesn't mean you owe your employer anything does it lucas?


Saying shit like that is asking to get catfished again. If they can get him on a plane to LA they can get him on a plane to europe, and its not like he can just get on a greyhound to get back to spokane this time. Lucas ending up in jail in denmark after reeeing about how great their prisons are would be ironically hilarious and appropriate. Something tells me he wouldn't find the reality of it quite to his liking. Plus lucas being how he is would probably get killed by some muslim inmate for mouthing off about islam


Uh oh. That is absolutely not a thought you should be having lucas. Even you know that and admitted such in your 2010 reflections about your acid trips that fucked you up. This would be even worse given your current mental state and health problems





So he's curious enough to be asking about it, and is considering it and knows a guy with access to it at the new place thats clearly trying to talk him into it and i'd say its working


No doubt this is a not so subtle attempt to convince lucas the zoomers are into dmt and would be more likely to be interested in him if he tries it


No normal person blurts that out lucas


He's making things up again

That said, lucas moving out of mallon place and quickly ending up getting hooked up with some dmt by some idiot he met at the new place, leading to what would inevitably be lucas going batshit mental on it and getting his ass kicked out of wherever the fuck he is now in record time would be a fitting end to lucas's nursing home saga. Its exactly on point with his history and behavior and he already smokes weed and drinks when he isn't supposed to cause he thinks he can handle it and get away with it. The best case scenario with lucas on dmt is getting kicked out and be back on the streets and in shelters and I have zero doubt his health would nosedive again before too long if that happens. However with his brain all fucked up on that shit who knows what he might actually do. He could legitimately go off the deep end and do something to get his ass arrested or thrown back in the nuthouse for another 6 month stint if not permanently considering his health. Given his history and after an incident like that he'd be fucked for good. Even the nursing homes wouldn't allow him back after a fuckup like that. He was insanely lucky to get into mallon place the way he did and frankly shouldn't have been allowed there consideirng the blackmail attempt. You'd think even lucas wouldn't be so stupid as to risk the housing situation he has now on doing something stupid like this, especially considering dmt isn't going to be any kinder to his mental health than lsd was back in the day and that definitely sped him on his first major psych ward trip back then. He stands a good chance of a real bad ending if not another mention on the news if he's truly stupid enough to let himself get talked into the dmt

Also, paging @Fatal Walter about the dmt stuff, He'll definitely want that for his next wern video

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

How greedy of you lucas. No the government does not owe you anything. Your employer pays your salary too.... or would if you actually had a job. But that doesn't mean you owe your employer anything does it lucas?

Usually the people who make this complaint are tax payers mad that other people who don't pay taxes want access to their taxes.

Lucas of course does not understand this as he does not pay taxes and thinks the government literally owes him food, shelter, free money and a teenage slave wife.

Uh oh. That is absolutely not a thought you should be having lucas. Even you know that and admitted such in your 2010 reflections about your acid trips that fucked you up. This would be even worse given your current mental state and health problems

Lucas DMT arc would be a perfect happening for 2026 and I'm all for it

 

[WonderWino]

Usually the people who make this complaint are tax payers mad that other people who don't pay taxes want access to their taxes.

Lucas of course does not understand this as he does not pay taxes and thinks the government literally owes him food, shelter, free money and a teenage slave wife.



Lucas DMT arc would be a perfect happening for 2026 and I'm all for it

I can absolutely see lucas being stupid enough to try dmt and going full kenny in the cheesing episode of south park, and waddling his fat ass down the street thinking he's seeing naked big titted zoomer baes everywhere that want him, leading to an incident that gets him locked up. Lucas already sees and hears shit that isn't there when he's sober, if he gets on this shit its going to get interesting real quick for him. He really is proving that he isn't mature, intelligent or capable enough to be left to his own devices, he absolutely needs direct oversight and supervision

Things will get real awkward for lucas trying to explain how he got kicked out of yet another place for doing stupid shit and getting high almost immediately upon being moved from the nursing home to a place where he has less oversight and more money. It proves beyond any doubt he can neither keep housing if left to his own devices nor be trusted to live without extensive supervision and restrictions. Its a real bad look for him. I would also love to see myrnas reaction to that one and trying to explain it the next time somebody asked how lucas was doing

Speaking of which, she's posting a bunch of really weird videos and a bunch of stuff that won't show up properly for me for some reason. Can't get them to download so if anybody wants to see them you'll have to check out her fb page. Apparently this is how she spends her time on vacation

Though I do find it interesting there hasn't been a peep from her about how that vacation is actually going in nearly a week. Perhaps things didn't go so well with the people she was stalking

But yeah, lucas better watch it, cause he's burned every other bridge and can't afford to fuck this up due to his health. He was half dead when he got to mallon place which is the only reason he got in there in the first place. If he ends up getting his ass kicked out of his new place he's not going to last long

 

[WonderWino]

How anti semitic of you lucas. You sure do have a hate on for jews don't you


Another retarded take


Says the pedo, who admitted to being a pedo multiple times publicly, who spent years trying to fuck and impregnate 15 and 16 year old girls and who solicited nudes from underage teens


Lucas thinking posting nonsense AI generated stuff somehow constitutes proof. You know, the same AI that makes things up constantly. Perhaps somebody should check out what AI says about him and his history


But theres a link so it must be true he says



Now lets see how myrna is doing

Uh....ok then.....


Clearly shes starting to lose it in a big way, which means people are definitely recognizing it, which only makes it more obvious thats why her stalking incident didn't cause a big scene. Its real interesting shes keeping so tight lipped about her trip though. Makes me wonder how it actually went. Shes not one to not brag about having a good trip

Also lol at the self reflection stuff. Thats something she absolutely does not do

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas new housing arc is just filled his ego and his belly. I sure am glad to think, Myrna had another bad trip and i'm sure it's 400% her fault.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Clearly shes starting to lose it in a big way, which means people are definitely recognizing it, which only makes it more obvious thats why her stalking incident didn't cause a big scene. Its real interesting shes keeping so tight lipped about her trip though. Makes me wonder how it actually went. Shes not one to not brag about having a good trip

Also lol at the self reflection stuff. Thats something she absolutely does not do

Didn't she call the cops last trip because she couldn't find her airbnb? I feel like we are edging ever closer to an assisted living arc, where Myrna humblebrags about how nice the Fillipina maids who clean her bed pans are, while offhandedly mentioning they've moved Lucas to an animal shelter because the government funded care centres for humans don't have dialysis machines rated for someone of his weight.

 

[WonderWino]

Didn't she call the cops last trip because she couldn't find her airbnb? I feel like we are edging ever closer to an assisted living arc, where Myrna humblebrags about how nice the Fillipina maids who clean her bed pans are, while offhandedly mentioning they've moved Lucas to an animal shelter because the government funded care centres for humans don't have dialysis machines rated for someone of his weight.

Considering she's posting about recognizing that shes starting to slip, and publicly admitting shes stalking people she met on the plane i'd say shes definitely leaning in that direction. Not to mention even before the dementia she was clearly a dumb as shit narcissist with an attitude problem, which frequently leads to a dementia patient ending up one of those angry violent nutters that ends up needing a personal security guard to keep her from screaming at people and assaulting them at the nursing home

I can absolutely see her ending up like that and being one of those residents who wanders up and down the same hallway all day muttering incoherently to herself about how this is the worst vacation she's been on yet and how larry better hurry up and park the car soon cause she wants to leave, too fucked in the head to realize shes in a nursing home. Pretty ironic really considering lucas was halfway to doing that himself and already admitted he waddled his fat ass up and down the hallway all day with his headphones on while writing angry notes or muttering into his phone or posting on the internet. Something tells me the apple didn't fall far from the tree on that one

Myrna getting moved back to WA and somehow ending up in mallon place would be hilarious. Particularly if lucas gets kicked out of his new spot for his retarded antics and tries to get back in, only to get cucked out of it by his demented mother. That would piss him off to no end. Though having them somehow both ending up in mallon place together would be an interesting end to lucas's saga. As her dementia progressed and she lost her filter and ability to keep her feelings to herself you just know there would be some angry ranting at lucas and telling him what she really thinks of him which would absolutely lead to lucas having a chimp out that wouldn't end well for him, Kicked out of a nursing home for chimping out on his demented mother for calling him out as a creep and ending his days on the street would be peak wern behavior

That said, I still wonder how the cops reacted to being called over not being able to find her airbnb. No way whoever took the call didn't recognize she wasn't right in the head. She's lucky she didn't end up with a forced evaluation over that one

Also, I saw this on A&N and immediately thought of myrna inviting lucas on vacation with her with the intent of dropping him off at said hobo floating fortress and fucking off back to arizona. After all he was always said he wanted to go to hawaii and got pissy she never took him on vacations so he'd jump on that one. The other meth hobos would eat him alive in days. Though the government getting pissed at him being there and paying for a one way ticket to new york would be hilarious as well. He wouldn't last a week there. Though you can bet he'd take the opportunity to rant and rave in front of trump towers

 

[IceQueen]

Didn't she call the cops last trip because she couldn't find her airbnb? I feel like we are edging ever closer to an assisted living arc, where Myrna humblebrags about how nice the Fillipina maids who clean her bed pans are, while offhandedly mentioning they've moved Lucas to an animal shelter because the government funded care centres for humans don't have dialysis machines rated for someone of his weight.

TWICE. She AND her supposedly mentally sound husband called the cops TWICE because they couldn’t get into their Airbnb. The story as she told it was that they got a cab to their Airbnb but then they couldn’t get into it the way they should have been able to. So they tried to have the cab take them back to town to get a hotel but the driver said he was off for the night? Which okay, kind of a dick move, but just call another cab, right? Which Myrna and Larry claim they tried to do but apparently because it was the middle of the night there just… Were no cabs or ride shares?

I haven’t been to Maui in years but I find it pretty hard to believe that a tourist location in the US in 2025 doesn’t have 24/7 cabs/ubers/lyfts, but that’s what they claimed was going on. So then they called the cops for help, and the cops basically told them this wasn’t an emergency and they couldn’t send an officer out for that, which is another reason I find it very hard to believe that no other options existed to get back into town. But then after supposedly trying for a while longer to get ahold of a cab, they called the cops AGAIN, who at that point said fuck it and picked them up lol.

 

[WonderWino]

TWICE. She AND her supposedly mentally sound husband called the cops TWICE because they couldn’t get into their Airbnb. The story as she told it was that they got a cab to their Airbnb but then they couldn’t get into it the way they should have been able to. So they tried to have the cab take them back to town to get a hotel but the driver said he was off for the night? Which okay, kind of a dick move, but just call another cab, right? Which Myrna and Larry claim they tried to do but apparently because it was the middle of the night there just… Were no cabs or ride shares?

I haven’t been to Maui in years but I find it pretty hard to believe that a tourist location in the US in 2025 doesn’t have 24/7 cabs/ubers/lyfts, but that’s what they claimed was going on. So then they called the cops for help, and the cops basically told them this wasn’t an emergency and they couldn’t send an officer out for that, which is another reason I find it very hard to believe that no other options existed to get back into town. But then after supposedly trying for a while longer to get ahold of a cab, they called the cops AGAIN, who at that point said fuck it and picked them up lol.

It makes me wonder if either larry told the cops myrna was fucked up and couldn't be left without a cab or myra herself called the second time and the cops recognized she was fucked in the head and were concerned they'd get sued if they ignored her and she wandered off and got hit by a car or died in the woods or whatever

That said, her story is clearly bs as its hawaii and there is no fucking way that hawaii of all places doesn't have cabs available at all hours considering its one of the biggest tourist destinations in the country. Its like claiming she couldn't get a cab in vegas

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

They might also just be boomers who would rather call PUBLIC SERVICE and/or TRUSTED AUTHORITY than figure one of those heckin newfangled Uberlifts!

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas has been lifting those weights he talked about apparently


He thinks 100 reps of a shitty 10lb weight is alot. He also admits he has to stop after 10 and rest. Think about that. He literally admitted he can't do more than 10 reps on a tiny 10lb weight without having to stop and rest. Yeah definitely prime breeding material to create the ubermensch with a fecund long telomere zoomer bae rigiht there

I wonder how long it'll be before he figures out saying shit shit doesn't result in zoomer baes swarming him like an axe commercial and trades the weights for a pot of noodles

I'm suddenly reminded of that time he tried to convince people he had a massively heavy grocery bag he was hauling home and had to stop every few feet to rest while doing it. What was it nearly 100lb he claimed? and then he showed the picture and there was barely anything in it and it couldn't have weighed more than 20 - 25lb at most

 

[Mister Fister]

Speaking of hallucinogens, I'm surprised no one has told him you can trip on Benadryl. (OBVIOUSLY DO NOT DO THIS).