💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Overwritten Tapes said:
He hasn't ever been outside of this country. I doubt he even knows many foreigners aside from that Mexican bum he used to hang out with.
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He claims he went to mexico with his parents as a kid but the story changes every time he tells it and has contradicted itself multiple times in all of the details. He also can never actually remember where in mexico he supposedly went. He clearly made the whole thing up

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Calling pigs and goat herd animals is at best a generous stretch. They live in small groups at the largest. Nowhere near the size the other animals in that picture living in

Also lol at using two contradictory fonts. It looks like a child made that image. and of course mr german king wern had to use a german font that got quietly phased out after the nazi era

EDIT:

Realized this belatedly but somebody who appears to be related to our boy jamie is apparently looking for him and trying to get info about him through lucas:
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WonderWino said:
Realized this belatedly but somebody who appears to be related to our boy jamie is apparently looking for him and trying to get info about him through lucas:
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Took a quick glance through the thread for a refresher as to who that is.
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Oh yeah. If that dude is unreachable he's definitely either dead or roaming the downtown sidewalks of Spokane yelling about gangstalkers.
 
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Circle of protection on homeboy Jamie. He’s a gem, I loved seeing him beat Lucas at his own board games. Hopefully he’s okay.
 
WonderWino said:
He claims he went to mexico with his parents as a kid but the story changes every time he tells it and has contradicted itself multiple times in all of the details. He also can never actually remember where in mexico he supposedly went. He clearly made the whole thing up
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Doesn't surprise me, the again look at who we're talking about. I went to Europe 15 years ago for half a year and can tell someone how long I was in what country and who all I've met.
 
If anybody needed more evidence of how obsessed lucas is with food...

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He put that note on top of a couple bricks of ramen and the seasoning packets in some dirty bowl and thinks that makes sense

Yeah totally no food-sex crossover weirdness at all
 
Blasterisk said:
Baby, you're like a flavor packet
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Hows that?
You're salty, have no taste, unhealthy for me to be around and give me high blood pressure

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Thats not what socialism is lucas

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Someone better call jesse jackson and ask him if hell has indeed frozen over:
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Lucas actually found something he found too disgusting to eat. and considering his culinary abominations that is really saying something

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More of his creepy breeding fetish and food combined into a 'game'
 
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WonderWino said:
Hows that?
You're salty, have no taste, unhealthy for me to be around and give me high blood pressure

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Thats not what socialism is lucas

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Someone better call jesse jackson and ask him if hell has indeed frozen over:
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Lucas actually found something he found too disgusting to eat. and considering his culinary abominations that is really saying something

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More of his creepy breeding fetish and food combined into a 'game'
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The Dubai chocolate thing is funny because the only other thing I remember him ever saying he doesn’t like is pickle relish. Maybe his autism just doesn’t like the look of mushy green stuff LOL
 
WonderWino said:
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Lucas actually found something he found too disgusting to eat. and considering his culinary abominations that is really saying something
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TBF, I'm not interpreting this as him finding it disgusting.
WonderWino said:
More of his creepy breeding fetish and food combined into a 'game'
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Jesus. I read the text and that's exactly what it is. Lucas larping his zoomer bdsm impregnation fantasy on a board game is something that never crossed my mind, yet is exactly what you'd expect from him.

He's been quiet on TikTok for a few days but finally decided to post some juicy goodness.
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Only Lucas could pull a false equivalency like this and think it 'logically makes sense'. He views people who say he's their parent's age like they're saying they don't want to date him because it's the same as dating their dad. Lucas's lack of abstract thinking is shining greatly here.
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Why would you want to date your daughter, Lucas? See how it logically doesn't make sense? (IDK why I'm even saying this because Lucas would gladly date anyone and everyone under the age of 18.)

Also, I'm always a huge fan of this very clever tactic. I won't even call it a manipulation tactic because it's even more retarded than his run-of-the-mill manipulation. It also opens itself up very nicely for the classic "maybe it's not in the cards?".
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Very curious post as it could have only spawned in one of two ways. Either he's getting mad at people's comments about checking his search history and whatnot, or people in one of his Facebook groups are questioning him about it. My bet is the former since it's the only one with any real indicators. I guess maybe it could be a failed catfish, but I'm not even sure how a catfish could fail unles they're a special breed of retarded.
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I'm shocked Mr. Abstract Thought "Lucas" Wener didn't moo about it being "legal". Though the concept of an adult solely boils
down to age in his mind because he can turn it into a quantitative number he can understand, albeit still very poorly.
 
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He's big mad about having it pointed out that he is an incel who very blatantly views women as property. If they're not property to you lucas then how do you explain expecting other men to be able to hoard them and to be able to give you one, or be able to be blackamailed into giving you one?

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Still hiding the schizophrenia I see. Don't want people to know just how mental you are. That also does not explain why you are not working part time lucas

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That post oozes stupidity and desperation

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Admitting he thinks its literally the governments responsibility to provide people with healthcare and welfare if you don't want to work. How greedy and entitled

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He's big mad about being single on valentines day and very passive aggressive about it. He's basically admitting he sat in his room seething angrily like the incel that he is for not getting what he thinks he's entitled to, without even realizing it. Definitely something a woman wants to hear from a man and won't make her avoid him like the plague at all

Also, looks like there is some bad news about his habit of wearing headphones all the time to block out the voices on the wind
 
WonderWino said:
He's big mad about having it pointed out that he is an incel who very blatantly views women as property. If they're not property to you lucas then how do you explain expecting other men to be able to hoard them and to be able to give you one, or be able to be blackamailed into giving you one?
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Remember when wannabe rapist Pukas threatened to snitch on someone for drugs unless they yeeted him a bae?
 
Blasterisk said:
Baby, you're like a flavor packet
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Flavor Packet Girl


[Verse 1]
Boiling water in a busted pot
Stained stove in the common room
Plastic fork and a paper cup
Last paycheck gone by afternoon
She tears the packet with her teeth
Powder dust on her knuckles
Bright
Says
“You always eat the cheap stuff”
I say
“You always taste like spice”

[Chorus]
Flavor packet girl
You burn my throat
You color my world
Too hot
Too young
Too much for me
Just salt and steam and make-believe
Flavor packet girl
You turn this gray soup into a swirl
I’m just noodles in a metal bowl
You’re the mix that makes me feel whole (hey)

[Verse 2]
I’m old news on a torn-up couch
Name tag from a job I quit
She’s got plans scribbled in her notebook
Whole damn future in a ziplock kit
Two cups on the counter
Side by side
Same boil
Different kind of heat
She laughs
“You’re twice my calendar”
I stir slow
Trying not to think

[Chorus]
Flavor packet girl
You burn my throat
You color my world
Too hot
Too young
Too much for me
Just salt and steam and make-believe
Flavor packet girl
You turn this gray soup into a swirl
I’m just noodles in a metal bowl
You’re the mix that makes me feel whole

[Bridge]
Two bowls
One kettle
Same water
Different level
You bloom fast
I rust slow
You talk about houses
Hands to hold
I talk about hostels and borrowed clothes
Age lines on my face like barcode stripes
Your eyes wide open to the exit sign (woah)

[Chorus]
Flavor packet girl
You burn my throat
You color my world
Too hot
Too young
Too much for me
Just salt and steam and make-believe
Flavor packet girl
You turn this gray soup into a swirl
I’m just noodles in a metal bowl
You’re the mix that makes me feel whole
 
Particle Bored said:
Flavor Packet Girl

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[Verse 1]
Boiling water in a busted pot
Stained stove in the common room
Plastic fork and a paper cup
Last paycheck gone by afternoon
She tears the packet with her teeth
Powder dust on her knuckles
Bright
Says
“You always eat the cheap stuff”
I say
“You always taste like spice”

[Chorus]
Flavor packet girl
You burn my throat
You color my world
Too hot
Too young
Too much for me
Just salt and steam and make-believe
Flavor packet girl
You turn this gray soup into a swirl
I’m just noodles in a metal bowl
You’re the mix that makes me feel whole (hey)

[Verse 2]
I’m old news on a torn-up couch
Name tag from a job I quit
She’s got plans scribbled in her notebook
Whole damn future in a ziplock kit
Two cups on the counter
Side by side
Same boil
Different kind of heat
She laughs
“You’re twice my calendar”
I stir slow
Trying not to think

[Chorus]
Flavor packet girl
You burn my throat
You color my world
Too hot
Too young
Too much for me
Just salt and steam and make-believe
Flavor packet girl
You turn this gray soup into a swirl
I’m just noodles in a metal bowl
You’re the mix that makes me feel whole

[Bridge]
Two bowls
One kettle
Same water
Different level
You bloom fast
I rust slow
You talk about houses
Hands to hold
I talk about hostels and borrowed clothes
Age lines on my face like barcode stripes
Your eyes wide open to the exit sign (woah)

[Chorus]
Flavor packet girl
You burn my throat
You color my world
Too hot
Too young
Too much for me
Just salt and steam and make-believe
Flavor packet girl
You turn this gray soup into a swirl
I’m just noodles in a metal bowl
You’re the mix that makes me feel whole
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That definitely sounds like something lucas would come up with

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Lucas just admitted he's an alcoholic

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No wonder everybody hates him and he gets kicked out of every place he goes to eventually

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Lucas treats women as literal property and has compared them to dogs on several occasions

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Lucas pulling numbers out of his ass again

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Lucas not understanding that taking all the billionaires money would do absolutely nothing because that isn't alot of money when you're talking about government spending. Lucas fundamentally does not understand money or its value

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More bullshit
 
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Lucas unintentionally telling everyone he's misandrist. Well, he's a misogynist too. Both for the same reason. Women won't fuck Lucas and men don't offer women for Lucas to fuck.

Also, LOL. They would call it a red flag, Lucas. They do call it a red flag. It's just a different type of red flag than when it's an older man with a younger woman.
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See. It's a pure numbers thing to him. There's no abstract thought in his simple world.
 
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