💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Posts like these is what they call disorganized thinking. Just why?
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Some comments from the ramen abomination he reposted on TikTok. LOL
That explains the fufu, and general level of negligence. I suspected there might be an actual african mammy involved in the cooking when I saw the fufu but the house being run by some african immigrants explains alot. Not the kind of workers you want to find out are responsible for your care in a nursing home let alone wherever lucas is. They tend to be scammy as fuck and not give two shits in those places. It also likely explains why lucas is doing so much reeeeing about ICE lately - he's afraid ICE will show up and deport them, costing him his housing when the place then gets shut down. It makes me wonder if they are (or he at least suspects they are) illegals. a group of illegals from africa taking in wern types and geting paid by the government to do it certainly sounds like the kind of con those types tend to pull and it would be par for the course being washintgon

and all those comments about that woman sitting upstairs with them on her phone all day just got creepier as we know how lucas feels about thick thighed black girls. Prime telomere breeding material as far as he's concerned

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Yes they do. You don't have to agree with them, but they're out there
Yes and they get laughed at by historians as all the available evidence shows he did exist. That shit is the fringe of the fringe of conspiracy shit

Its nice to see lucas is basically giving his location away with that stuff about the place being run by african immigrants. There can't be too many places like that in spokane and it shouldn't be too difficult to find

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More ranting about AI that he doesn't understand in the slightest

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Yet another schizo game. and of course its about making food, because everything with lucas is either about little girls or food

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That last comment is going to piss lucas off. Its also right about him

I wonder how long it'll be before one of these actual africans will call lucas out for being a creep. They aren't know for taking shit or being politically correct. I could absolutely see lucas pissing one of them off enough to get told off and called a creep

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He's posting game related lunacy to youtube again
 
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I hadn't thought about all those "daycares" or whatever the fuck it was that people were using to scam money from big fed
it would explain how he has a bit of money now,, im sure they take too many people in and are content with low level funnelling of incompetent peoples' money
It also means they won't monitor his medication the same way, since they dont give a fuck as long as a cheque shows up - kind of like what those shitty foster parents do

I kind of assumed it was hospice housing as he's been actively dying for a couple of years now
The amount of salt he's been eating again should have been a clue he's not in a properly supervised place

Either way, I don't see this ending well for King Stag Telomerase.
 
Its kind of ironic that your understanding of lucas's history if anything likely makes you much more qualified than many jurors are to understand how people like that really are and how they don't change, just manipulate others into bsing their way out of the hospital at best. He's getting a legitimately fair trial by somebody who is not as easily fooled because you've seen it in action so many times. On the other hand that being the case the verdict is pretty obvious because you're not falling for whatever his lawyer is trying to pull. Anybody who behaves like lucas should be locked up
Pretty much. I was the foreman and all that stuff. (oh yeah, I definitely volunteered for that shit. How many people can say they were the voice to keep a pedophile schizofrenic involuntarily committed? Once in a lifetime opportunity.) Did due diligence and all that by playing devil's advocate, but there really wasn't much to work with.

The dude is adamant he's not a schizofrenic pedophile, refuses to attend any treatment groups, and believes witchcraft is the reason he's committed. Oh, and the original index offense was some pastor's 8 year old daughter was telepathically telling him to molest her. Somehow it wasn't him, the cops were conspiring against him, his name isn't even his name, and witches of killed/revived him several times. All ongoing BTW.

More or less, the guy sticks to arts and crafts, gardening, and whatnot, has never bothered to do any of the stuff that's required for him to ever get out, and told his psychiatrist he intends to stop taking meds as soon as he got out because he doesn't believe he's schizofrenic, LOL. On the funny side, he did claim to create Three's Company though, which was pretty good.

All in all, the guy was definitely a substantial risk to harm others in any environment besides the hyper-controlled, highly secure environment he's in. Hell, the reason he doesn't attend sex offender treatment is because he doesn't think he's a pedophile AND he claims the therapist was trying to have sex with him. Where I can relate that to Lucas, is I think Lucas's delusions are more inherently dangerous on the surface, but Lucas is such a fat retard that he's a lot less capable.
Lucas in a Nigerian run "daycare" is an unexpected turn, but for the best. He doesn't want supervision, and we might start getting good content again. And if he dies soon, good.
God, hopefully he stops taking his meds soon!

Let's look at good ol' Tikky Tokky
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LOL at description
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Tophiachu is way too much for him. He needs someone like NAL or Annacondasin.
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This talk has died off, which is for the best. Not great for his delusions. They'd lead to him maybe acting out his insanity against someone.
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LOL. Again, no you didn't. It was only Suzanne who wasn't a cougar in the conventional sense. She was just some other older, fat woman with a bunch of issues. Why post this anyways?

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He's definitely on a cougar spree. Don't know why, but I'm here for it. Probably a catfish or he keeps looking at the woman at the new house. Also him educating people on cougars and milfs is LOL
 

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Let's look at good ol' Tikky Tokky
Unsurprisingly lucas is deliberately ignoring the fact that older women try to groom younger men all the time and its no less creepy or less manipulative when they do it. If anything trying to turn it around and make it about an older woman immediately outs him as a manipulative predator who knows exactly what he's doing there

This african daycare is about the worst place he could have been sent for him and them. I have to wonder how it even happened. Its blatantly obvious something legally and ethically questionable is going on. Clearly they are getting paid by the government instead of from lucas's tugboat, which seems odd. I have to wonder how exactly he managed to get put there in the first place. People in his shitty health don't get transferred out of a nursing home that ensures he's fed properly and on his meds to some shithole like this without a reason. It really makes me wonder if he did something to get his ass kicked out and this was his wrangler stepping in as a desperate step to keep him from dying on the street

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Lucas making it clear he doesn't understand the concept of part time employment. Its not supposed to get full pay, thats why its called part time. But no, greedy idiot lucas wants full time pay for barely doing anything cause he's a schizo

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Not much of a meal but clearly not something he cooked himself

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Says the guy who makes schizo games even he can't understand or play correctly

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Says the abuser, stalker and admitted pedo who creeps on little girls

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He deleted things criticizing him and then replied anyway, because he's a retard. He also has no trans friends. The last time he was around any troons he farted up the place so bad they left

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Said literally nobody ever. Lucas does not understand how businesses work

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So he wants to print that one out now. He's clearly reverting back to old wern, which isn't exactly a good thing or a good sign for long term stability or his ability to keep housing there. He better hope he doesn't fuck that up because its the street for him next, mallon place already filled his spot and has a large waiting list. Watch him end up back in the local shelters as soon as the weather warms up and in the hospital cause of his kidneys once it starts getting hot
 
I think he's trying to moo about how much someone on SSDI is allowed to earn a month before they get booted off the benefits.
That's kind of the point though. If you can make enough to support yourself, you don't need benefits.
He is, and why he moos about an income cap on disability. In his retarded brain, tard bucks aren't intended to subsidize him, but be a wholly separate income he should receive in addition to whatever additional income he'd earn from a PT/FT job. That's already LOL considering Lucas's deeply-rooted employment history (and job prospects for that matter), but he'd also prefer the government simply increase his gibs rather than larp about a disability income cap or PT/FT jobs.

The theory behind why that isn't the case, why hey don't give him infinite money or why additional income would reduce his gibs, riddles Lucas entirely, as well as the (allegedly) defined intent of gibs in the first place. Again, he doesn't understand the subsidization aspect, he just views gibs like he deserves them, and more, and any scenario where they may decrease is a penalty. Ala the "income cap".


What's funnier is he wouldn't give a shit if the government gave him infinite gibs exclusively. All he cares about is that he isn't getting it, or if someone else is getting something and he's not. He'd gladly throw anyone under the bus if it meant he received $5 in welfare, and then go on and complain about the capitalist, fascist bigots because he's not getting more. What's extra, extra funny is he wouldn't even be happy if he did receive infinite gibs. He's find some other retarded explanation for why the zoomer baes don't flock to him. That, and he's probably die rather quickly. Either due to immediately eating himself to death, or some other homeless schizo finding out and beating every penny out of him because know the sped would flash dat green to impress someone.
 
I think he's trying to moo about how much someone on SSDI is allowed to earn a month before they get booted off the benefits.
That's kind of the point though. If you can make enough to support yourself, you don't need benefits.
Yes, and the more you work, the more income that's reported and less benefits you get. That's why SSI folks usually work minimal hours. It's more due to social pressure than anything. Despite the general perception, the vast majority of people on SSI are on it because they're fucked up and can't maintain employment.
This african daycare is about the worst place he could have been sent for him and them. I have to wonder how it even happened. Its blatantly obvious something legally and ethically questionable is going on. Clearly they are getting paid by the government instead of from lucas's tugboat, which seems odd. I have to wonder how exactly he managed to get put there in the first place. People in his shitty health don't get transferred out of a nursing home that ensures he's fed properly and on his meds to some shithole like this without a reason. It really makes me wonder if he did something to get his ass kicked out and this was his wrangler stepping in as a desperate step to keep him from dying on the street
Lucas never seemed worried about being homeless, though. Especially with the timing during winter, he'd be terrified like he was years ago when he was homeless and losing his feet. He wanted out of Mallon for a long time so he could have more spending money. I don't know if a conservator has the ability to keep him in a place forever where his freedom was very limited.
 
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Yet another example of lucas trying to convince people he's not a predator in a manner that makes him look like an even more blatantly obvious predator to anybody who has the slightest inkling of his history. He really, really doesn't understand the whole predatory male feminist thing

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More virtue signaling about something he knows nothing about

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Monopoly meets risk meets dungeons and dragons without a DM he says. Proving he doesn't understand how any of those things work. That doesn't even make sense. and of course he names it after something involving his own history again - 'roll of honor' which is a name clearly told to him by the voices on the wind who must have been reminding him how smart he is because he was on the honor roll and therefore how good the game must be because it was made by such a smart plenty good and ready to be a dad guy. It also doesn't make any sense as a name given the context of the game
 
Monopoly meets risk meets dungeons and dragons without a DM he says. Proving he doesn't understand how any of those things work. That doesn't even make sense. and of course he names it after something involving his own history again - 'roll of honor' which is a name clearly told to him by the voices on the wind who must have been reminding him how smart he is because he was on the honor roll and therefore how good the game must be because it was made by such a smart plenty good and ready to be a dad guy. It also doesn't make any sense as a name given the context of the game
Insane to think that his schizofrenic board games is the least crazy thing about him, relatively. Granted, it's not like there are many options outside of zoomers, politics, economics, bigots, and food, but you can at least argue he's trying to be productive when it comes to board games.

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Follow-up from an earlier comment. Unfortunately, she's gotta be in Spokane unless/until another catfish tricks him onto a plane again.
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WAT
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Lucas, I'd recommend stop thinking. Nothing good has, can, or ever will come from it.
 
He’s referring to Settlers of Catan and Ticket to Ride, very entry-level board game nerd shit. He’s only just now noticing the obvious fact that it’s the game mechanics that make a game fun, not what you’re “doing” in the context of the game. Bravo, Lucas, maybe in another 10 years you’ll finally realize fun games also need coherent rules that aren’t made up as you go along.
 
Says Lucas: "I'm not interested in something I couldn't find anyway".

maybe he did learn something from the LA catfish if he's not going to do LD "dating"
 
Says Lucas: "I'm not interested in something I couldn't find anyway".

maybe he did learn something from the LA catfish if he's not going to do LD "dating"
I doubt it, lucas used to claim he wouldn't do long distance stuff long before the LA saga happened. As with everything else, he'll throw those claims away in ten seconds flat if he thinks he can benefit from it and get what he wants

That said, the comments on his incel post blew up again:
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Lucas admitting he literally thinks everyone who disagrees with him is a fascist, and then gives a reason for it that has nothing to do with fascism - the fascists and especially nazis were very anti corporation for similar reasons as the communists, because they were all about the state having control over such things. He made an incredibly stupid statement there and doesn't realize it. @Fatal Walter should probably take note of that post for his next video on lucas

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Lucas thinks ICE only operates in blue states and is designed to punish them for not voting for trump

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People are calling him out on his bs

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Unsurprisingly lucas doesn't listen to a word of it, ignores everything people are telling him despite all of being easily provable and resorts to calling it 'false information from the sheep of the lyingess president ever' because he has no evidence to disprove anything people are telling him, then in true wern fashion, immediately tries to shift the argument to something else - 'why are they targeting non immigrants' which they are not. The only time non illegals end up having problems with ICE is when they get stupid and try to fuck with them, such as the two retards who got themselves shot

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They're still calling him out for his bs and refuse to shift the conversation like he tried to get them to

Lucas isn't going to like that at all. We know he gets big mad and gets a major headache when people disagree with him, he's admitted that. This has been happening more and more, with random non wernologists coming across his shit on facebook and it always ends with people calling him out on his bullshit. I suspect this will eventually either make him angry enough to spaz out and get another months suspension or a ban from facebook, or he'll stop posting there and go back to youtube videos for awhile, as his comments on tiktok aren't exactly supportive of his bs either
 
then gives a reason for it that has nothing to do with fascism - the fascists and especially nazis were very anti corporation for similar reasons as the communists, because they were all about the state having control over such things.
This idea that fascism had something to do with corporations as business entities, is a very common thing among American shitlibs and lefties. The source of this misconception is a misunderstanding of the italian "corporazione", which under the rule of Mussolini, were state-controlled entities designed to strenghten government control over various business sectors.
 
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This sounds like lucas is attempting to claim that the assassination attempt on trump was fake, which it clearly was not as nobody is going to fake a shooting the way that shooting went down, there are far too many ways it could have ended with him getting killed and far easier and safer ways of faking an assassination attempt

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Lucas is projecting again. He does every single thing he's accusing people of doing himself on a regular basis

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Lucas has some really bizarre ideas about the 80s. He was barely 10 by the time they ended so what the fuck is he even going on about? and when this was pointed out to him he responds by posting some nonsensical bs that had literally nothing to do with the post he was replying to. Now lets take a closer look at that post shall we?

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This describes lucas himself to an astounding degree. He weaponizes his incompetence to get what he wants, he is addicted to dating apps and youtube, he has been abandoned by his family because of his pedo and violent behavior, he is an abuser, has posted videos of himself acting like a rapist, cheated on a catfish he was going to see in LA literally right up to the moment he got on the plane, tries to manipulate other creeps and idiots into giving him tips on how to get a zoomer bae - and has tried blackmailing them for an unwilling drug addicted woman to be his girlfriend when presented with what he believed to be an opportunity to do so, does not believe in womens right to the point he believes they are literally objects that men have actual hoards of that can (and should) be shared with those who do not have such a hoard and is about the most unreliable person you can find

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What a looney and manipulative thing to say
 
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Lucas has some really bizarre ideas about the 80s. He was barely 10 by the time they ended so what the fuck is he even going on about? and when this was pointed out to him he responds by posting some nonsensical bs that had literally nothing to do with the post he was replying to.
It's almost like he's throwing a fit because someone called him a cuck or a simp.
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What a looney and manipulative thing to say
LOL. Same guy gets mad at everyone who doesn't offer food or zoomers. When he says "consumed with love" he means 'love him.' I guess it's a step above his typical zoomer bae requirement of being nice to him.

Some more FB content
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Hrm weird. He didn't answer the question.
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Lucas strictly adheres to truth and reality.
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What does classism have to do with any of that?

And good ol' Tikky Tokky
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Lucas is definitely getting bullied in one of his groups.
 
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