💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

It's almost like he's throwing a fit because someone called him a cuck or a simp.

LOL. Same guy gets mad at everyone who doesn't offer food or zoomers. When he says "consumed with love" he means 'love him.' I guess it's a step above his typical zoomer bae requirement of being nice to him.

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Hrm weird. He didn't answer the question.
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Lucas strictly adheres to truth and reality.
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What does classism have to do with any of that?

And good ol' Tikky Tokky
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Lucas is definitely getting bullied in one of his groups.

I see lucas is back to his usual claims of 'the video proof is all lies! ree!' nonsense. He does the same exact thing when presented with indisputable evidence of his own behavior that he himself recorded on his own channel. Hell he does it with the posts where he admitted to being a pedo, which are still on his page but only viewable by friends

and yeah he definitely got told to fuck off or whatever by some group he tried to weasel his way into. That happens alot with him, and somehow he never figures out that its always his own doing. No, its always they aren't true leftists or are secret trump supporters, or are evil bigots. Lucas's narcissism is off the charts even by narcissistic as fuck retarded standards

I've come across a disturbing amount of people that think ICE is only happening in Minnesota. Of course, Lucas falls right in line, especially now since you know he's scared with where he lives.

I'm not surprised, aside from the fact most of these idiots just go by what they read on the internet and half the time don't even get that right, they don't seem to understand much about ICE or the entire point of immigration law. They literally think ICE is some kind of personal gestapo that trump sends around to harass his enemies. They don't understand how long ICE has been around or that immigration enforcement existed long before it was around. Hell they don't understand that ICE agents are actual federal law enforcement. Its no wonder so many of them are going full retard harassing people and whistling at them, and looking for pro ICE enemies all around them. Its a minor miracle there haven't been more shooting incidents given how mental people are acting about the whole thing. Though I suspect we haven't seen the last of them. Somebody is bound to not have learned their lesson from recent events and try something stupid again

and like you said, lucas would fall right in line if the cops or ICE showed up doing their thing in spokane. We've seen how he behaves when cops are around. He talks big when they aren't but he's terrified of them and of spending another stint in jail for doing something stupid. He'd be on his best behavior even while seething about them being there


He renamed the game rollvenge of the gods and clearly thinks he's being clever doing that. Unsurprisingly he took the name from the newest thought in his head - ranting about religion, which he was posting about just before doing that. It shows just how limited lucas's mental capacities are and how what little he can get into his head ends up getting twisted around and pushed into everything else he says and does

 

[HackerX]

He renamed the game rollvenge of the gods and clearly thinks he's being clever doing that. Unsurprisingly he took the name from the newest thought in his head - ranting about religion, which he was posting about just before doing that. It shows just how limited lucas's mental capacities are and how what little he can get into his head ends up getting twisted around and pushed into everything else he says and does

Has this sped ever created a game that wasn't absurdly and needlessly convoluted? No one could hope to understand WTF is going on, and he doesn't even understand WTF is going on. It's basically him transferring his schizofrenic science mooings from text into random drawings on paper with lego-like block and calling it a board game. Like nigga. I don't play any board games. I'm only vaguely aware of a handful of well-known names in that whole niche, but I refuse to believe the 99.999% of it is anywhere near as ridiculous as his board games.

 

[WonderWino]

He just figured out this is a thing now apparently. Probably salivating at the thought of how much he'll save on graph paper and such that he can use to buy food with instead. I wonder if he'll ever find out about those world generating tools that are out there. Though most of them are paid

I also wonder if lucas is aware there are game dev tools out there designed for idiots that want to use drag and drop and stuff like rpgmaker. Can you imagine lucas trying to figure out how to use something like rpgmaker? Perhaps he can make a klik & play game like its 1997

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Jesus fucking christ that is disgusting. He cut up a pork loin, doused it in what looks like some kind of mustard sauce and breading, dumped a ton of salt on it and then melted fucking cheese slices on top and to top things off.....cooked it in a fucking toaster oven. We know how lucas treats toaster ovens. He sets off fire alarms and doesn't clean them until somebody gets pissed off and bans him from using it. So how long will it be I wonder before he gets banned from cooking in that thing

 

[Stinkyboy]

Welcome to the 1990s, Lucas!

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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He just figured out this is a thing now apparently. Probably salivating at the thought of how much he'll save on graph paper and such that he can use to buy food with instead. I wonder if he'll ever find out about those world generating tools that are out there. Though most of them are paid

I also wonder if lucas is aware there are game dev tools out there designed for idiots that want to use drag and drop and stuff like rpgmaker. Can you imagine lucas trying to figure out how to use something like rpgmaker? Perhaps he can make a klik & play game like its 1997

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Jesus fucking christ that is disgusting. He cut up a pork loin, doused it in what looks like some kind of mustard sauce and breading, dumped a ton of salt on it and then melted fucking cheese slices on top and to top things off.....cooked it in a fucking toaster oven. We know how lucas treats toaster ovens. He sets off fire alarms and doesn't clean them until somebody gets pissed off and bans him from using it. So how long will it be I wonder before he gets banned from cooking in that thing

The pork doesn't look done, either.

But if anyone would eat half raw pork chops, it will be Lucas.

 

[Stinkyboy]

For American pork, it is not finished cooking.
Trichinosis, motherfuckers.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I was about to suggest that like Cobes, Wern is probably immune to food poisoning at this point, but that just reminded me how cruel this universe is that Cobes would die prematurely while Lucas lives on to overburden our welfare system and imperil any fecund zoomer bae who may get within grabbing distance. Fuck sickos, for real

 

[WonderWino]

The pork doesn't look done, either.

But if anyone would eat half raw pork chops, it will be Lucas.

Yeah those definitely weren't cooked properly. He cut them far too thick to be able to cook fully in a toaster oven without burning them all to shit

For American pork, it is not finished cooking.
Trichinosis, motherfuckers.

Yeah exactly. Two things you don't fuck with undercoking are pork and chicken and lucas has a history of doing both, especially cross contamination with chicken and vegetables

and again I have to wonder if his fucked up brain is wired like a dogs when it comes to cheese. No sane person melts cheese over slices of pork tenderloin. Thats a completely nonsensical thing to do and would taste disgusting. He is definitely going to speedrun himself back into the hospital eating like that. He was far better off in mallon place


More fried shit. The comments are fucking with him though

I bet that he doesn't get the alex rosen reference at all

What kind of 46 year old man thinks its impressive to show off shit tier fried pickles? It speaks volumes about how his brain works. Its a small wonder he didn't make a point of melting some cheese on them in the toaster oven

 

[Stinkyboy]

lol, what the hell - the pickles aren't even battered, and i'm not sure if thats even a flour mix or straight spices
i missed the toasterbortions

 

[Cheesegirl78]

No sane person melts cheese over slices of pork tenderloin.

I can't think of any modern pork dish that has melted cheese on it.
Nothing wrong with experimenting, but he combines the weirdest stuff. He's like an autistic child when it comes to his food.

 

[WonderWino]

I can't think of any modern pork dish that has melted cheese on it.
Nothing wrong with experimenting, but he combines the weirdest stuff. He's like an autistic child when it comes to his food.

You think that one was bad?

Behold lucas's latest creation:


Lucas put eggs, stuffing, gravy and garlic ranch in a bowl of ramen

STUFFING, GRAVY AND RANCH

and he thinks this is something to show off

Jesus fucking christ he's fucked in the head

Paging @Fatal Walter to inform him if this birthed abortion of a ramen dish

 

[HackerX]

I can't think of any modern pork dish that has melted cheese on it.
Nothing wrong with experimenting, but he combines the weirdest stuff. He's like an autistic child when it comes to his food.

He's got that special tier of autism that lets him put the most random things together, with the only rhyme or reason being:

A) It's food

B) He thinks it makes him look fancy so he can brag about it.

Say what you want about Cobes food hacks, but you can generally see the idea behind his creations. They at least made some kind of sense.

Whereas Lucas just grabs whatever he can find from the local pantries, and combines it all to shovel everything down his gullet as fast as possible. Lucas's taste buds aren't a factor whatsoever, and you occasionally see that in some moocows. I forgot what it's called, but it's a thing.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Wow, we're barely into the new food arc and he's already topped his crunchberry ramen. I'll be talking about the air fryer arc soonish hopefully. Fucking ranch.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Has this sped ever created a game that wasn't absurdly and needlessly convoluted? No one could hope to understand WTF is going on, and he doesn't even understand WTF is going on. It's basically him transferring his schizofrenic science mooings from text into random drawings on paper with lego-like block and calling it a board game. Like nigga. I don't play any board games. I'm only vaguely aware of a handful of well-known names in that whole niche, but I refuse to believe the 99.999% of it is anywhere near as ridiculous as his board games.

Yes.
It was called "Meeple Toss".

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He just figured out this is a thing now apparently. Probably salivating at the thought of how much he'll save on graph paper and such that he can use to buy food with instead. I wonder if he'll ever find out about those world generating tools that are out there. Though most of them are paid

I also wonder if lucas is aware there are game dev tools out there designed for idiots that want to use drag and drop and stuff like rpgmaker. Can you imagine lucas trying to figure out how to use something like rpgmaker? Perhaps he can make a klik & play game like its 1997

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Jesus fucking christ that is disgusting. He cut up a pork loin, doused it in what looks like some kind of mustard sauce and breading, dumped a ton of salt on it and then melted fucking cheese slices on top and to top things off.....cooked it in a fucking toaster oven. We know how lucas treats toaster ovens. He sets off fire alarms and doesn't clean them until somebody gets pissed off and bans him from using it. So how long will it be I wonder before he gets banned from cooking in that thing

I love that I come back just in time for Toasterbortion phase.

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Yet another example of lucas trying to convince people he's not a predator in a manner that makes him look like an even more blatantly obvious predator to anybody who has the slightest inkling of his history. He really, really doesn't understand the whole predatory male feminist thing

I mean the whole "we should teach men to behave instead of women to protect themselves" makes perfect sense from the mouth of someone with the ulterior motive of not wanting women to be aware of their surroundings and how to protect themselves.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas seems to be having fun in his random groups.

You think that one was bad?

Behold lucas's latest creation:
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Lucas put eggs, stuffing, gravy and garlic ranch in a bowl of ramen

STUFFING, GRAVY AND RANCH

and he thinks this is something to show off

Jesus fucking christ he's fucked in the head

Paging @Fatal Walter to inform him if this birthed abortion of a ramen dish

WTF is he doing and why is he allowed to do it?


Lucas, they're calling you a pedophile for specifically targeting underage and vulnerable children. The 'age gap' aspect only makes since in your warped mind.

Hrm. So you call Lucas a pedophile and you get labeled as evil? Weird.

 

[Barrister]

I know this was posted a couple pages ago but it took me like five minutes to realize that he was trying (and failing) to spell “restaurant”

What are some other words that our resident intellectual astrophysicist struggles to spell?

 

[WonderWino]

It really is astounding how obsessed lucas is with food. Especially burritos

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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It really is astounding how obsessed lucas is with food. Especially burritos

My senile dog constantly thinks it’s meal time because she can’t remember she’s already been fed, and even she thinks about food less often than Lucas does.

 

[HackerX]

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It really is astounding how obsessed lucas is with food. Especially burritos

What's crazier is it's a different type of obsession. It's not quite the same as deathfats like Chantal or ALR, where they use food purely as a means to cope with life's woes and can't stop themselves from gorging. Lucas does that too, but he'll also fantasize over next month's meals, randomly inject food into his schizofrenic mooing, or throw the most disgusting shit together and shovel it down like it's a delicacy.

Just like zoomers, politics/economics, and religion, there's some bizarre connection in his brain regarding food. What's more insane is that the food neurons in his schizofrenic brain are easily the most deep, entrenched, and intimate, above everything else. He'd legitimately fuck a stack of cheese slices if it started whispering to him like the voices on the wind m

 

[Todd Weiss]

Everything about ol' Luke is food and sex. That's it. He has no genuine thoughts or political takes — it's all about his access to food and man ass. An unlimited supply of both would keep him offline for good.