💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Aside from being the kind of thing that a hoodrat would say, lucas has made a complete fool of himself with that statement and doesn't know it. How you ask? He's american, he's eating the literal american slop variety and thinks he's eating something refined. no, really note that real manchego is made from sheeps milk and is high quality enough that its got a PDO certification. aka its expensive enough to be far outside of lucas's price range and the gas stations and shit tier grocery stores of spokane

Lets see about what they call machego in the US:

Its not even from the same animal, is not produced even remotely the same way and is essentially a pseudo mexican version of monterey jack cheese. So shit tier generic stuff taco bell puts on its shitty tacos type of stuff. To top it all off it even emphasizes how the stuff sold in the US has nothing to do with the real manchego. Reading that will no doubt piss lucas off to no end

So lucas is bragging about his his third favorite food being a mexican knockoff of monterey jack cheese, that he thinks is some fancy flex to impress zoomer baes

Also remember that when lucas calls this shit his third favorite food he's the same guy who took pictures of himself buying half a dozen bricks of shit tier cheese, plus bagged shredded cheese and an entire giant container of cheese balls. When he says he considers cheese as a food in itself he's being very literal. As in sitting in his fartbox eating whole bricks of it as a meal

and for bonus points, lets not forget lucas's refined palate included putting obscene amounts of pepper on garbage tier, expired, room temperature, shelf stabilized, capelin roe that he ate with a metal spoon and bragged about it, even while pointing out how fishy it smelled (tip: don't eat caviar that smells like that, it means its either off or starting to go off)

 

[Big Nasty]

It has been said before in this thread, but Lucas talks about Christianity exactly like a National Socialist/White Nationalist, but without mentioning any explicitly racial stuff.

 

[HackerX]

So lucas is bragging about his his third favorite food being a mexican knockoff of monterey jack cheese, that he thinks is some fancy flex to impress zoomer baes

Crazy to think that this is the only subject area where he's executed what little logic brain can conjure. Like, I'm sure it's mostly him googling what types of cheese will impress women, but this is Lucas pouring serious thought onto a subject.

It has been said before in this thread, but Lucas talks about Christianity exactly like a National Socialist/White Nationalist, but without mentioning any explicitly racial stuff.

Pretty much. I love how unaware he is when it comes to shit like this. It's great because he's unwittingly pushes his normal facade aside and you can peer into his inner thoughts. Not that his inner thoughts are particularly deep, intricate, or anything like that, but it's something besides his standing "bigots", "capitalists", and "theists" rhetoric that he's been parroting his entire Internet existence.

Now let's catch up on his Facebook.

On Facebook he's been relatively quiet.

I have a hilarious thought. What if a woman (obv a catfish because I'm not that delusional) we're to accept Lucas's offer, but he doesn't receive his tardbux due to the shutdown. OR, what if someone sent him $200, but the money is inaccessible to him for whatever reason. Obviously, I'm not advocating for a catfish to reach out to him, nor anyone give him a dime. It's just a silly idea I'm trying to play out in my own schizofrenic mind because I could not fathom Lucas's rage at the situation. Like, an immediate relocation to the puzzle factory.


And nothing on Tiktok. I'm curious if either he's being forced to take his meds again, new meds are kicking in, or his manic episode dying down naturally.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

And nothing on Tiktok. I'm curious if either he's being forced to take his meds again, new meds are kicking in, or his manic episode dying down naturally

Lucas being oddly based for once. He managed to concisely make a coherent point and it’s only a little retarded. He also managed to avoid bringing up how he wants to bang teenagers. Good for him.

 

[Stinkyboy]

This fat slob has never seen manchego in his life, let alone be able to afford it

 

[WonderWino]

This fat slob has never seen manchego in his life, let alone be able to afford it

Thats the funny part. He thinks he has because literally one time half a decade ago the food bank gave him a goodie bag with expired shelf stable capelin caviar, a small piece of american (as in not the real thing, the shitty monterey jack knockoff using the same name) piece of manchego and recorded a video of himself sitting there putting the caviar on a ritz cracker, on top of a thin slice of the shitty cheese and dumping obscene amounts of pepper on top of it and then bragging about how high class the food was eating and claiming the cheese was the best he'd ever had

Now he's convinced himself cheese is considered an actual food in itself, not something you make food out of. As if he'd just sit there and eat a brick of cheese for dinner homer simpson style. Which of course he would

and that only happened cause it was early covid and a bunch of shit was shut down to do all those store remodeling for the social distancing and shit so they were otherwise throwing all that shit out

That said lucas, for all his ranting and raving about covid sluts and idiots totally killing millions of people by not masking, lucas would love another covid style epidemic cause he'd expect another free cash giveaway from the government and to get put up in a hotel room and given free food again if he caught it

 

[Bassomatic]

You can get real manchego in the US and it's actually my bro's favorite so I often get it. I have this thing called a job, and I can afford nice foods for the people I care about.

Part of laughing at Lucas is he's a Gormand, he just shovels anything in his mouth. I eat all sorts of fancy and unfancy things.

Lucas is on new scam of 200, he has this set money idea. It's very hard to explain or put into words the mental illnesses he has, I think the best way is to legit use the term magic. He thinks saying the right words will cast the girls like me spell, having this number of dollars can woo a woman, like it's an ingredient in a potion. Much like Alchemy it's a dead end. Turning something worthless (Lucas) into gold is a dream and just that a dream.

Another thing that sticks in my mind is he keeps saying young girls are bigoted, and money hungry as well as snobby. None of this matches his view of communism, so they well, aren't. Much like the reverse of walking like a duck old saying. But he wants this and in his brain it's wired as such so he will allow his own broken reality to take over then try to shame them over his mental(ly ill) picture. It's like saying Well Jackie Chan, you're a terrible Portuguese woman. There's nothing wrong with women or being from Portugal or both even. But his brain says so and he'll shame women over that.

When he pulls this no true Scotsman to women it's flat abusive, and gaslighting. I want to know where aside creeping on young girls on tik tok is he finding these "socialist" women?

Like Donny or not he had one of the largest blow outs in election history, Huge lead no one sane has contested this, Biden was the first to say Don won and congratulated him, Kamala had to sober up for a few days before admitting it but she has, Bernie, AOC all the other leftists that Lucas says are perfect haven't made any rigging claims etc.

A duly elected person isn't exactly a king, esp being he's out in 3 years and can't go again. Tens of thousands are out of work because of the shut down, Donny made sure Lucas gets his welfare check. Where's the thanks? I guess, like said many times before part of the thing about him is, he's not effected by this, Kamala wouldn't have given him a free house, no one ran on that. No one will because it's retarded, Lucas level retarded.

Why is Lucas bringing up the Peasants war? Wouldn't a Germanic King Aryan SS leader like Lucas claims to be not like his serfs being uppity?

I do highly suspect Lucas is a low key White nationalist, because like any loser level bigot he's X so he's great so that race is best. He'd be racist no matter what color his skin was, but because he thinks he's perfect and happens to be white he thinks white people are best.

I mean he did almost rape a black girl so he's not a racist!

Covid was the best time in his life, because being alone and hated and no one wants to be near him isn't any different from him but he got 3 grand in Trump and Biden bucks so he had a motel party with junkies.

Cruising along in his mid 40s, hanging out at motel six with a strung out not even 20 year old hobo boy was the best time of his life.

Read that again. Let it sink in. He's that big a loser. Hilarious.

I did catch up a lot but please keep dumping Myrna's retarded chimping out, she's the birther of this cow and a cow herself.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Covid was the best time in his life, because being alone and hated and no one wants to be near him isn't any different from him but he got 3 grand in Trump and Biden bucks so he had a motel party with junkies.

Cruising along in his mid 40s, hanging out at motel six with a strung out not even 20 year old hobo boy was the best time of his life.

Read that again. Let it sink in. He's that big a loser. Hilarious.

Lucas proudly flashing his Bidenbux on social media, and then having it all siphoned away and probably stolen by "Isik" and his loser buddies who were clearly using him was seriously was the happiest time in the years I've been following him. He was even happy about it afterward. That is a depressing realization.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Lucas proudly flashing his Bidenbux on social media, and then having it all siphoned away and probably stolen by "Isik" and his loser buddies who were clearly using him was seriously was the happiest time in the years I've been following him. He was even happy about it afterward. That is a depressing realization.

Yup, that was the time that Isak and 2 troons came to his hotel room and he bought everyone Mexican food, then shit his brains out and the smell drove his company out. He was so happy and proud of himself.

 

[WonderWino]

Word salad nonsense from the guy who never backs anything he claims up with evidence

Says the guy who sits in a nursing home complaining on the internet while doing nothing

Millions of people can afford restaurants just fine lucas. That is not something anybody has a right to complain about. People should be complaining if they can't afford food at all. Spending absurd amounts of money on garbage good is a luxury for people who have actual jobs lucas. You shouldn't be allowed to do it at all

18 - 20 year olds can't drink and smoke lucas and most people in that age range vote like idiots. They're also stupid enough to poison themselves by drinking like retards and smoking gives you cancer, so its hardly the own you think it is, it just shows young people are idiots. But thats irrelevant because none of those things translate to being appropriate for a 45 year old to be trying to fuck them

What blood would that be lucas? and you're talking exactly like that retard laci green did when trump won his first term

Money isn't magic lucas. You can't get moon and mars colonies by raising taxes on the rich. It doesn't matter how much money you throw at that problem, there are very real logistical and practical issues that make it very difficult if not flat out impossible to do those things

and you weren't complaining when those 'rich oligarchs' had the government give you a bunch of free money during covid. You're a hypocrite lucas

Such a creepy, inappropriate thing to post

Except people will continue to get their tugboats just fine lucas, this is common knowledge. You're in no position to call anybody an idiot except yourself

That sounds disgusting. It also explains alot about why lucas does weird shit with his steak so that it somehow comes out looking half raw inside but hard as a rock to the point he can barely cut it on the outside and actually crunched like chips on camera. He was absolutely trying to replicate that shit at home in the most retarded way possible. Yet another weird texture autism red flag

In other words you're bragging that you went to a shit tier sushi place that ripped you off. and those 'rolls' weren't sushi they were westernized garbage covered in mayonnaise and sweet sauces. Because thats what you always order and think you're eating classy. Literally shit they serve to get kids to eat it. Nobody orders that shit except kids, autists and retards who have never actually had sushi before

Imagine bragging about paying fucking $150 for 6 sushi rolls and 3 drinks. Jesus fucking christ he got ripped off

Except it will be lucas. Its been stated publicly multiple times it will be. Nobody is going to be starving come november lucas

 

[Stinkyboy]

When Lucas says 18-25 he means 8-10

 

[Da Dude123]

Oh, noes! The fool stamps won't get paid. How will the lazy eat? We know that Mallon Place takes Lucas's fool stamps along with his retard bux. Hunger riots? Bitch, please. Also, Lucas is deleting comments like a cowardl!

 

[Stinkyboy]

Only 42 million people in USA eat?
What is this moron talking about?

 

[Purple_Urkel]

Only 42 million people in USA eat?
What is this moron talking about?

Thats probably the number of people on food stamps

 

[IceQueen]

He actually unfortunately has had real Manchego on multiple occasions, and has been citing it as his favorite cheese for years. The first time he talks about/shows it that I remember seeing was back when he was with Suzanne. But he has bought it in recent years with his tard bux and covid payouts, and it’s the same (legitimate sheep’s milk) Manchego that I get at my (US) grocery store too.

That’s not to discredit all of the valid claims about him being a disgusting freak who thinks everyone is as obsessed with, and impressed by, food as he is, but he has had real Manchego and has talked about it (and Stilton) being his favorite cheeses for years.

 

[HackerX]

Apologies if some of these are reposts.

Spoiler: Facebook

Spoiler: Tiktok

It's for science!

Wat

You don't have sex though?
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He'd still be mooing if they were taxed at 100% and the economy didn't collapse.

LOL.

 

[Krathnami]

Yup, that was the time that Isak and 2 troons came to his hotel room and he bought everyone Mexican food, then shit his brains out and the smell drove his company out. He was so happy and proud of himself.

Imagine being too disgusting for troons

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Imagine being too disgusting for troons

This is assuming they were actually troons.

The only source we have that they were troons was from Lucas Unreliable Narrator Wern. It's entirely possible they were honestly girls who simply told the creepy pedofreak that they were actually trannies with dicks and not 'fecund ovulators' like Lucas was looking for.
The only source we have for Lucas's burrito sharts being the reason they left and not Lucas being Lucas is Lucas.

 

[WonderWino]

The only source we have for Lucas's burrito sharts being the reason they left and not Lucas being Lucas is Lucas.

To be fair isn't that lucas being lucas

That said I can't see lucas willingly associating with troons for any reason. They have nothing he wants and he's already made it clear they make him uncomfortable despite his reeeing about supporting them

Lucas thinks trump is going to try to kill over 40 million people using the government shutdown. He's such a fucking retard its unreal

Says the guy who by his own admission, takes shit from the foodbank when he doesn't need it for his own benefit. What he means here is 'donate good stuff to the foodbank so I can waddle my ass down there and take it'

More proof lucas is a retard. Yes lucas, the streets of spokane are totally going to erupt in rioting, looting and cannibalism because of a shutdown while you sit your fat ass in mallon places cafeteria demanding your third helping of breakfast and cackling incoherently about how the cannibal socialist revolution has begun

I'm sure it'll be just like the washingtonians episode of masters of horror except with george washington replaced by bernie sanders

Lucas is too stupid to realize that if somehow shit really did devolve to that point none of the rich would be in the slightest danger and it would be the trash of society like lucas himself that would be eaten

Lucas endorsing and encouraging criminal behavior again. Remember this is the same guy who claims constantly that he doesn't do anything illegal and demands evidence of such behavior. Well here is some you posted yourself lucas

More nonsensical gibberish from lucas

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas is severely autistic and faceblind. He wouldn't be able to tell if its a tranny or not.