💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HackerX]

Lucas thinks trump is going to try to kill over 40 million people using the government shutdown. He's such a fucking retard its unreal

It seems that Lucas counts himself as one of that 41.7 million. I don't. He's legitimately not the same species. A devolution.

 

[not in the cards]

Some more postings from Lucas:

That's not people's only gripe against illegal immigrants. Aside from the fact that they don't assimilate into society, they also tend to break the damn law. If you really want to discuss on what should be done with illegal immigrants, try talking to someone who immigrated into another country properly. See what they have to say.


A lot of the woke are poor as well Lucas. The thing is, you're just mad at everyone who has more money than you and even they have more than you do. It might not be by much but you're just mad at everyone who has more than what you've got, being the greedy and entitled cunt that you are.



You're intolerant of theists anyway, so why do you care? Again, you're only mad at them because they have more than you. Also, if it wasn't for the charity of religious organisations, you'd be a lot worse off. Remember how many times they looked after you? Hypocritical ingrate.

And now for the pièce de résistance of his posts today (so far. He could post something else that would make these posts look relatively tame and it's not even his bedtime yet):

And the comments are nothing new from Lucas but still, just how he outs himself as having a small dick and being unable to pleasure a woman (he claims he has though I seriously doubt it. We'd all like to write our own reviews, Lucas but the bias tends to cast doubt on how true any of it is)

He really showcases his total lack of experience or understanding of how sex works. No Lucas, your arm and fist are not valid substitutes for a functioning dick. His lack of self awareness is on full display here because he not only tells everyone that his dick is small and doesn't work, but he can't tell that the people commenting on his post are fucking with him.

 

[WonderWino]

Some more postings from Lucas:
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That's not people's only gripe against illegal immigrants. Aside from the fact that they don't assimilate into society, they also tend to break the damn law. If you really want to discuss on what should be done with illegal immigrants, try talking to someone who immigrated into another country properly. See what they have to say.

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A lot of the woke are poor as well Lucas. The thing is, you're just mad at everyone who has more money than you and even they have more than you do. It might not be by much but you're just mad at everyone who has more than what you've got, being the greedy and entitled cunt that you are.

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You're intolerant of theists anyway, so why do you care? Again, you're only mad at them because they have more than you. Also, if it wasn't for the charity of religious organisations, you'd be a lot worse off. Remember how many times they looked after you? Hypocritical ingrate.

And now for the pièce de résistance of his posts today (so far. He could post something else that would make these posts look relatively tame and it's not even his bedtime yet):
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And the comments are nothing new from Lucas but still, just how he outs himself as having a small dick and being unable to pleasure a woman (he claims he has though I seriously doubt it. We'd all like to write our own reviews, Lucas but the bias tends to cast doubt on how true any of it is)
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He really showcases his total lack of experience or understanding of how sex works. No Lucas, your arm and fist are not valid substitutes for a functioning dick. His lack of self awareness is on full display here because he not only tells everyone that his dick is small and doesn't work, but he can't tell that the people commenting on his post are fucking with him.

The fact lucas literally thinks lesbians go around fisting each other to the point of shoving their entire arms up each others cunts speaks for itself. He has never had sex. No fucking way he has. He makes too many weird and nonsensical claims about female anatomy to have ever had any actual experience with it. Hell in that post alone he makes it clear he doesn't understand the difference between some vibrator for a clit and a dildo, nor what the purpose of those two things actually are. Remember this is a guy who claims to have literally lived with lesbians in the past. That must have been a horrifying experience for them. and lets not forget he tried to explain what a clit was to his latest grooming victim catfish like he was some kind of authority on it

That said you just know he has some fucked up arm deep fisting porn he watches while laughing giddily about how he'd love to do that to a teen girl. Shows you how much of a sadist lucas is. Tons of women don't like huge dicks and some are scared shitless of them, they don't want some guy shoving their fucking arms all up in there like he's trying to rip out her womb with his bare hands. Or in lucas's twisted brain, he'd probably 'compensate' for his clit sized dicklet by trying to nut in his hand, make a fist and try to drive it arm deep and rub it into her cervix by hand as if thats some kind of fucked up substitute for a working cock. He watched too much porn and took the phrase 'cervix pounding' literally

 

[ThomasAudley]

Well if Lucas isn't gonna post on Youtube we'll just have to make our own videos

 

[Purple_Urkel]

Well if Lucas isn't gonna post on Youtube we'll just have to make our own videos

I'm not downloading those to watch them, make them playable in the browser.

 

[ThomasAudley]

I'm not downloading those to watch them, make them playable in the browser.

They play in Firefox for me, try being less retarded

 

[WonderWino]

Well if Lucas isn't gonna post on Youtube we'll just have to make our own videos

The first one is going to make lucas absolutely furious if he sees it. Probably the last one too, which is hilarious given how much he loves AI shit. I wonder how he'd twist that one around in his head. Probably by claiming every video that makes him look bad is AI or manipulated by AI

 

[mothman96]

Remember this is a guy who claims to have literally lived with lesbians in the past. That must have been a horrifying experience for them.

If I remember right, there is a screen shot somewhere back in the thread of what the lesbians found when the creeper moved out of their home. 1 of them commented that the walls in the room he was in where covered in cum. They scrubbed and bleached the room to get it clean.

 

[HackerX]

If I remember right, there is a screen shot somewhere back in the thread of what the lesbians found when the creeper moved out of their home. 1 of them commented that the walls in the room he was in where covered in cum. They scrubbed and bleached the room to get it clean.

Was that the lesbians or Cyril?

Lucas activity

Spoiler: Facebook

Spoiler: Tiktok

 

[mothman96]

Was that the lesbians or Cyril?

The lesbian couple

 

[Da Dude123]

Well, that's too bad, cow! You may get a $25 gift card to Panda Express from your mom and that's it! And that is still a maybe. A hot girlfriend is not in the cards for you, Tubby.

 

[not in the cards]

Well, that's too bad, cow! You may get a $25 gift card to Panda Express from your mom and that's it! And that is still a maybe. A hot girlfriend is not in the cards for you, Tubby.

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I love how he's probably thinking that someone can just yeet him one and will do so out of sympathy because it's his birthday. Any girlfriend let alone one with a hot body simply isn't in the cards for him. Also, I think that he means he wants one that he can manipulate and one that won't criticise him every time he asks for someone kind.

 

[WonderWino]

I love how he's probably thinking that someone can just yeet him one and will do so out of sympathy because it's his birthday. Any girlfriend let alone one with a hot body simply isn't in the cards for him. Also, I think that he means he wants one that he can manipulate and one that won't criticise him every time he asks for someone kind.

Indeed, he's telling on himself far more than he realizes when he makes posts like that. The whole idea of somebody doing that or rather being able to do that in the first place goes straight back to his insane claims that other men have a hoard of women they greedily keep to themselves. In lucas's mind he can ask for said girlfriend for his birthday and expects some sympathetic man would be able to just pick a hot zoomer bae from his personal hoard and hand her over to lucas as his new girlfriend, which in itself shows how he views women as property with no agency of their own. Its literally a less aggressive version of what drove him to try to blackmail his neighbors for a drug addicted zoomer bae to keep his mouth shut. The mentality and beliefs behind it are the exact same, the only difference is he's 'asking' for a girlfriend and being manipulative about it trying to play on the birthday angle and sympathy rather than trying to demand one and make threats

He's comically easy to read and understand exactly what he is thinking and how he is trying to manipulate people when you understand his history and habits. Something that no doubt infuriates lucas to no end when people easily predict lucas getting catfished or some scheme blowing up in his face and lucas reeeing about how its totally going to go his way this time only to have the exact thing that everybody told him would happen happen. It reminds him just how stupid and unable to read people and situations he truly is and that infuriates him all the more

EDIT:

I just came across this

and was immediately reminded of lucas's famous ninja turtles tshirt that he used to wear alot. Thats a real interesting coincidence there. Two grown men that creep on teen girls while wearing ninja turtles tshirts

Kind of makes me wonder about what wearing that shit implies about a guy

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Well, that's too bad, cow! You may get a $25 gift card to Panda Express from your mom and that's it! And that is still a maybe. A hot girlfriend is not in the cards for you, Tubby.

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Lucas has been asking every year for a girlfriend on his birthday.
Every fucking year.
Surely, this year is the year the outcome will be different.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas has been asking every year for a girlfriend on his birthday.
Every fucking year.
Surely, this year is the year the outcome will be different.

At this point i'm mildly surprised nobody has given lucas a monkey paw wish for posting that every year and sent a tranny hooker to mallon place for a date with him

He'd blow a few gaskets and you can bet mallon place would be keeping a much closer eye on the reeing he does on the internet after that incident and the inevitable meltdown that would follow it. Plus he'd never hear the end of it

Even so you can bet he'd make the same demand next year, because he'll never stop doing that even if it leads to him getting into trouble or getting his ass kicked out. He always finds a way to rationalize it to himself and blame everybody else for it

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas posted a bs claim again

and immediately got called on it, and then proves he has no idea how politics work or why what he is suggesting is a bad idea

Lucas proves yet again exactly why he's not invited home for thanksgiving. He's showing he's an asshole who deliberately starts shit. I'm sure king roy would just love to have you sit there ranting nonsensically about trump and capitalism while you're stuffing your face with half the turkey and leering across the table at your niece and farting up a storm

No lucas, you share things because you expect to then have something you can hold over their head that you can use to manipulate them into giving you what you want. You have a long history of this. Its textbook manipulator, conman and abuser behavior. Notice how none of the hobos and roommates lucas associates with want anything to do with him before long. They catch on to his tactics very quickly

Lucas gets called out again for his bullshit

Thats not how it works at all lucas. Either you're an atheist or you're not. Either god exists or he doesn't. It doesn't matter how 'hypocritical to jesus' someone is. This is literal manipulator behavior. Give me what I want and i'll pretend to agree with you zoomer bae

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No it isn't lucas

No you wouldn't. So much for the 'I need $200 to get a girlfriend' stuff then huh lucas. If you were so sure of your claim here you wouldn't be spending it on other stuff. and by other stuff you mean 'I buy overpriced garbage steak, weed and alcohol i'm not supposed to have instead of using it to get a girlfriend cause i'm a food obsessed pig'

You are not disabled lucas, you shouldn't even be on any kind of pension. You're just stupid as a bag of rocks, lazy and entitled., and refuse to behave yourself like a child There are people with far worse bipolar and schizophrenia than you have that work just fine and couldn't get on a disability pension even if they tried. The only reason he's on it at all is because of his idiot mother pushing for it and probably threatening to start shit if the state didn't give it to him back in the day

He sure does love to fantasize about trump fucking kids, despite the fact that even his worst detractors admit he didn't. If there was any sliver of truth to any of lucas's claims the dems would have jumped on it and absolutely destroyed trump years ago over it

 

[Stinkyboy]

Stop being such a stereotypical capitalist biggit, Lucas.

I also see big boi learned a new word but doesn't undersstand what it means. Fillibuster.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Doesn't it cost 3 grand a month to house Lucas? I couldn't afford that either so it's funny that he thinks he should have more spending money.

 

[WonderWino]

So how did lucas spend his halloween afternoon?

He did his usual try to get in the good graces of his 'friend' to try to butter him up to get something he wants out of him later. Lucas ordered a god awful looking burger with (surprise surprise) multiple different kinds of cheese on it. and of course like all burgers it came with a side, so what does lucas order with it? Fries? Onion rings? Of course not, he ordered a side bowl of seafood stew. Because of fucking course he did. Totally a normal, non retarded, non autistic thing to do

Between the cheese and the seafood stew the scariest thing haunting the halls of mallon place this halloween is definitely going to be lucas's horrifying cheesy seafood farts and inevitable half dozen trips to the bathroom to shit up a storm. I would not want to be lucas's roommate tonight. and i'm sure you can add half a bag of candy to that as lucas will inevitably try to gorge on whatever candy mallon place hands out tonight

So, shall we take bets on whether he dipped the burger into the seafood stew? Cause you know damn well he at the very least was seriously thinking about it

EDIT:

Lucas posted his mallon place halloween dinner:

Aside from the fact he misspelled lemonade, that is the kind of dinner you would feed a child. Particularly the drink and dessert

But remember. lucas is a plenty good big boy now who is totally ready to date a zoomer bae and be a dad

 

[not in the cards]

So how did lucas spend his halloween afternoon?

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He did his usual try to get in the good graces of his 'friend' to try to butter him up to get something he wants out of him later. Lucas ordered a god awful looking burger with (surprise surprise) multiple different kinds of cheese on it. and of course like all burgers it came with a side, so what does lucas order with it? Fries? Onion rings? Of course not, he ordered a side bowl of seafood stew. Because of fucking course he did. Totally a normal, non retarded, non autistic thing to do

Between the cheese and the seafood stew the scariest thing haunting the halls of mallon place this halloween is definitely going to be lucas's horrifying cheesy seafood farts and inevitable half dozen trips to the bathroom to shit up a storm. I would not want to be lucas's roommate tonight. and i'm sure you can add half a bag of candy to that as lucas will inevitably try to gorge on whatever candy mallon place hands out tonight

So, shall we take bets on whether he dipped the burger into the seafood stew? Cause you know damn well he at the very least was seriously thinking about it

EDIT:

Lucas posted his mallon place halloween dinner:
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Aside from the fact he misspelled lemonade, that is the kind of dinner you would feed a child. Particularly the drink and dessert

But remember. lucas is a plenty good big boy now who is totally ready to date a zoomer bae and be a dad

As awful as the food looks, it's still better than whatever Lucas could come up with. Still, he eats this rancid shit, brags about it on social media, and then tries to pass himself off as a man of class and taste and yet he still wonders why absolutely nobody is convinced.