💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Its amazing how he goes from claiming Trump fucks kids to immediately posting about how he wants to fuck kids. Is kid fucking only bad when Drumpf does it?
 
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More retarded economics claims from a retard on welfare so incompetent with money that he has to have a government wrangler to keep him from blowing it all on drugs, alcohol and overpriced garbage food and be out on the street reeeing about how the government should give him more money

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Best comment on that post. Half the rest are almost as retarded as lucas. Plus lucas reees about billionaires but never questions why said billionaires support retards like him being given pensions when they shouldn't be

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Lucas commenting on that stew he had with his horrifying burger. Yeah it was so above par lucas doesn't have the slightest idea what was actually in it. and you just know he drenched it in salt and pepper just to taste it
 
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Its amazing how he goes from claiming Trump fucks kids to immediately posting about how he wants to fuck kids. Is kid fucking only bad when Drumpf does it?
“If I had $100 in my pocket I’d probably have a gf” no you wouldn’t you moron. You’ve had over $1000 in your hand in recent years and that got you nothing but other homeless losers in your shitty motel room. You would need millions of dollars for any woman to come near you and even then they wouldn’t stay long.
 
“If I had $100 in my pocket I’d probably have a gf” no you wouldn’t you moron. You’ve had over $1000 in your hand in recent years and that got you nothing but other homeless losers in your shitty motel room. You would need millions of dollars for any woman to come near you and even then they wouldn’t stay long.
Yeah, but his brain don't work good. It's all disconnected and shit. Things like cause/effect and inputs/outcomes simply do not exist to him, regardless of the number of identical situations.

Plus the money shit is him trying to be sly when he's just begging for food money. It's amazing how the $100 extra tardbucks is gone in less than 24 hours. He should thank God he's got a government appointed tardwrangler for his finances, who spends the bulk of his gibs responsibly. (i.e. Malon Place) If that wasn't the case, he'd still be roaming the streets of downtown Spokane, spending it all within a week on a hotel and needless food monstrosities. Then meandering around different homeless shelters, periodically get kicked out of, and end up sleeping on benches. All in an endless, constantly repeating, cycle.
 
Yeah, but his brain don't work good. It's all disconnected and shit. Things like cause/effect and inputs/outcomes simply do not exist to him, regardless of the number of identical situations.

Plus the money shit is him trying to be sly when he's just begging for food money. It's amazing how the $100 extra tardbucks is gone in less than 24 hours. He should thank God he's got a government appointed tardwrangler for his finances, who spends the bulk of his gibs responsibly. (i.e. Malon Place) If that wasn't the case, he'd still be roaming the streets of downtown Spokane, spending it all within a week on a hotel and needless food monstrosities. Then meandering around different homeless shelters, periodically get kicked out of, and end up sleeping on benches. All in an endless, constantly repeating, cycle.
Exactly. Him picking round numbers to beg for is like how addicts always need $40 for food/gas/whatever. You're also right that he's had plenty of times where he had plenty of cash saved up and yet he still somehow never "got" a girlfriend...Almost as if that's not the reason he's an incel.
 
Lot to catch up on, I want to grab the whole thing about his misunderstanding about virtue signaling, something stuck out big to me, Lucas well doesn't understand it no shock but he has NO interests, hobbies, cares or passions.

Apparently my cars are just to flex, I owned an exotic car. Now it was quite gaudy and everyone be them car people or not knew this was something. It's not me, My newest car is from 1993 now, I love my cars, it's why we have a lift in the house Mrs likes cars too, she learned to drive stick even. Does a rare Jaguar or a fucking rusty Lexus more a "virtue signal"? Well in the circles yes it's for those who know whats up, I think most people into a hobby/sport etc while give respect and like the big names like Rolex, Babe Ruth, etc they know whats up for their niche.

Lucas can't drive and has a DUI, I'd like to point that out since it's part of his hate of cars. He's got no problem being driven around esp to his kidney wash time, like real grown up.

Mrs basso only wears a very small rosary going to church, who at a fucking church will be impressed you wear the sign of the cross? No one, it's a community thing and has been blessed by a personal friend of the current pope. It gives her a spiritual touch to the world. For Lucas who likes to shit on religion, this is something to "channel" or touch that makes it "real" to her. While I'm not Catholic, I carry the saint of Math and Hunting on me when I go, hunting. My friend got it for me and is luck real? Who knows, who cares, is god real who knows who cares, but I like having it with me, knowing as i'm freezing my ass off covered in mud and shit a friend wanted me to do well. Do squirrels think i'm fucking flexing ? As I said it's not even my own religion ffs.

But really this is just Lucas pushing his world view, he wants a Rolls Royce, not because he' a car guy, but he knows people are impressed by them. For everything that isn't gross food combos and cumming in a toddler his whole life is a show, it's all performative, all he wants is more stuff. In his mind young girls are into leftism so he hates Republicans. We all know shoe on the other foot he'd be mocking "woke" etc.

He's not 100% wrong on fiscal issues with boomers vs our gens, but as a mere PhD and not a Dr. Nigga, spot price of silver nickels would push the min wage up, we aren't here to talk about economics and he has no fucking close he's almost right, by sheer broken clock theory.

The reason he holds being single hostage over money is he wants food. It's almost embarrsing,he can't just fucking beg, he wants a huge meal and says oh if i got this... i'd have a GF... as if we want that. Lucas has a pretty bad history with hitting women, so as a "feminist" I do not want Lucas around girls.

If a girl is only 100 for a real girlfriend why didn't he get one with all those biden and Trump bucks, he probably got to touch Isiks penis at a motel 6... but 600 (1200 and 1800 for the other?) That's a whole 6 GFs a Harem as he seems women.

I am glad Lucas admits he's disabled, and he's not worried about his next meal because he's so disabled, working people lose food stamps but Lucas is deemed so useless the gov makes sure he's fed.

Shoplifting is all that's happening, food riots? Well even the Dems admit they are doing it now. Lucas can't even fucking walk let alone get to my freezer, should I rub it in I have 3? One on each fridge and the chest freezer. I've noticed many people who are fucking losers no matter the Ayn Randian or Bernie people WANT things to fail. They think Darwinian or their "team" will win.

Let me tell you a little bit about what would ACTUALLY happen if shit fell.... millions of older people would die, no meds.. children en mass, minor cuts and scrapes people would drop like it's fucking 1423. Gang wars, suicide, the only thing that would help Lucas ... well it wouldn't be cause no welfare check in the end times... is prostitutes' become real common and real cheap, look at a place like 20 years in Greece, women were fucking for food... 2-8 USD adjusted you could have sex. I'm not saying this to laugh at "whores" or some incel shit but how fucking desperate people become, we've seen this shit happen and some nations LIVE this way (I'm looking at you Haiti.)

Despite being well off, stocked and an avid outdoorsman, if shit hits the fan like Lucas "wants" I'm probably gonna slip cut my finger can't get penicillin, and just fucking DIE. Cool wonder how a man who needs his kidneys washed because he's so fat will do? Any guesses? I'm sure he'll be the next King for Life under Devine clock punk rule.

Myrna would die, but I guess even total societal collapse isn't all bad...

I'm really looking forward to his b-day let down and chimp out, while all of us are with loved ones he will have Thanksgiving to overshadow his day and we will all laugh as he has to eat 4 slices of tepid turkey all by himself because the other retards don't like sitting near him. Myrna and King Roy will be with family. I hope that hurts him extra good.
 
I came across something rather amusing that will no doubt piss lucas off. We all know how proud lucas is of his never to be completed novel, wound, but as it turns out, somebody already published a book by that name in 2021. Where as lucas's is a thinly veiled self insert about a creepy medieval pedo france, the actually published wound is literally a book about a lesbian travelling across russia to bury her mothers ashes and understand her sexuality and grief

For fans of Maggie Nelson and Eileen Myles, the lyrical and deeply moving story of a young queer woman’s journey across Russia to inter her mother’s ashes and to understand her sexuality, femininity, and grief

From one of Russia’s most exciting new voices, Wound follows a young lesbian poet on a journey from Moscow to her hometown in Siberia, where she has promised to bury her mother’s ashes. Woven throughout this fascinating travel narrative are harrowing and at times sublime memories of her childhood and her sexual and artistic awakening. As she carefully documents her grief and interrogates her past, the narrator of Oksana Vasyakina’s autobiographical novel meditates on queerness, death, and love and finds new words for understanding her relationship with her mother, her country, her sexuality, and her identity as an artist.

A sensual, whip-smart account of the complicated dynamics of queer life in present-day Siberia and Moscow, Wound is also in conversation with feminist thinkers and artists, including Susan Sontag, Louise Bourgeois, and Monique Wittig, locating Vasyakina’s work in a rich and exciting international literary tradition.


Too bad lucas, a lesbian stole your book title and published a book about a lesbian and claimed it first. I guess you need to come up with a new title then

But lucas won't be angry and seething that a lesbian took the title of his book away from him right? After all he is a male feminist ally. Right lucas?

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Says the guy who tries to creep on teenage girls by claiming to have magic sperm and who makes things up constantly
 
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Lucas has somehow convinced himself that 25% of the human population is gay

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Proving yet again he has no idea what he is talking about. and nobody is starving to death because of this shutdown lucas
 
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Proving yet again he has no idea what he is talking about. and nobody is starving to death because of this shutdown lucas
Hell, I think that Lucas would take the longest to starve in any sort of famine. Sure, he'll complain every step of the way but his body would have enough fat on him to last for quite sometime.
 
Is kid fucking only bad when Drumpf does it?
According to Lucas, Yes.

“If I had $100 in my pocket I’d probably have a gf” no you wouldn’t you moron. You’ve had over $1000 in your hand in recent years and that got you nothing but other homeless losers in your shitty motel room. You would need millions of dollars for any woman to come near you and even then they wouldn’t stay long.
This is assuming he doesn't just run up a $100k tab at Clinkerdaggers getting doordashed across town to a hotel all by himself.
 
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Lucas somehow thinks this is something edible and worth bragging about. No matter what he eats he always has to put some bizarre sauce combo on it. The only surprising thing about this is that he didn't douse it in half a pound of pepper

Also why the fuck did he feel it necessary to post that in spanish? No doubt ran through a translator cause we all know lucas has zero knowledge of spanish or any other language

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Lucas somehow thinks this means ubi actually works and that the claims made in that article are true and factual. They are not. ubi does not work and never will. Speaking of which, the comment he got on it was amusing:
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I wonder if lucas even realizes what that is referring to

Speaking of things lucas doesn't understand, he tried to tell a joke:
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a joke that makes absolutely no sense to anybody except him

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More bizarre nonsense out of lucas's mouth

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Lucas creeping around that hobo cat again. Daily reminder lucas has a history abusing cats
 
Nice to see the packet of Tobasco, Lukey boy. Nothing screams available to zoomer baes like not being able to afford $3 for an actual bottle of the stuff.
 
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Now lucas is ranting about reagan, despite the fact he knows nothing about reagan and forgot that trump is a 90s democrat and was a democrat while reagan was in office

He's also clearly unaware of the whole amnesty thing reagan pulled and of the fact that if not for his shutting down of most of the mental hospitals lucas would have been institutionalized years ago and at this very moment would be doped to the gills sitting in the dayroom of some seedy mental hospital

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Lucas proves yet again he does not understand the value of money or what he is buying. He thinks expensive = good. Also unless he's talking about fucking the pizza, smashable isn't the right word there. Not that i'd be entirely surprised if that is in fact what he meant

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He has this pointed out to him yet somehow still rationalizes it because he left a $2 tip and bought a couple overpriced drinks. He still thinks this is a deal

and he wonders why he has a tard wrangler and is constantly broke

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Lucas trying to manipulate people into giving him the 'secret formula' to having the right amount of money to magically get a girlfriend. Because he has no idea about how anything works and is still convinced money is magic and just makes things like that happen and women to flock to you like an axe commercial. and of course the only thing he factors into that idea is food and how it totally couldn't take much money to get a girlfriend if he cooks for her - something he couldn't even do if he were capable of cooking something that wasn't a toasterbortion because he still doesn't have enough money to do that even when he's not living in mallon place

He outed himself as being a 45 year old who has no idea how much it costs to live a normal life. He immediately jumps to food rather than rent, bills, savings and everything else a normal person spends money on. He swiss cheese brain is always hyperfocused on food no matter what the situation or context is

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Unsurprisingly lucas is misrepresenting the situation. Its fucking halloween. People have costume parties. I also don't believe for a second he knows anything at all about the great gatsby. Its clear he doesn't because if he did he'd be reeeing about how trump is totally corrupt and hated by everyone he does business with just like gatsby and completely miss the irony that all that behavior was for one specific purpose - trying to fuck somebody elses woman, which if anything makes lucas far more like gatsby as far as his mentality and behavior. Hell he even props up the elk kingdom trying to attract his zoomer bae just like gatsby built that big house and holds all those parties hoping his own creeper obsession will show up at some point

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More of lucas showing he has no idea about economics. Because nothing says you should listen to somebodies economic takes like a guy who is so incompetent at handling money that the government forces him to have a tard wrangler to manage it for him and provide him with an allowance
 
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