💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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He probably didn't intend it to come off that way but he certainly implied it
Its also not the first time he's said that, which makes it even weirder
not in the cards
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He's also got renal failure. That hasn't stopped that fat slimeball from stuffing his face with fast food and indulging on foods that are high in sodium. Lucas is so retarded and driven by impulse that a warning label isn't enough to stop him.
WonderWino
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Part of that is because lucas is ignorant and stubborn and despises being told what to do or having rules of any kind, especially when they stop him from doing something he wants to do. No matter how much in his best interest they may be
Says the guy who admitted being a pedo multiple times, who got banned from starbucks and made international news for creeping on a 16 year old, who flew to LA to meet a 16 year old, who tried to get a 17 year old to cut off her finger to prove her love for you, who admitted to what amounts to felony grooming of a minor trying to groom a 15 year old with a burrito and who publicly ranted for years about how it was totally ok for somebody his age to fuck 16 year olds
Somebody is big mad today. Woke up on the wrong side of the hospital bed did you lucas? Didn't get the brand of instant oatmeal you like for breakfast?
Thats a really bizarre thing to say lucas. and considering you just got busted for trying to groom what you thought was a mentally deficient autistic girl i'd be real careful using the phrase 'toddlers in adult bodies' if I were you. Think about female toddlers in adult bodies alot do you lucas?
More aggressive behavior from lucas where he wishes violence on people who don't do what he wants. Remember the notes he used to leave with his creeper free candy traps back in the day? Telling people to throw themselves down icy stairs and such for disturbing his trap
Or as cartman would say screw you bitches i'm going to clinkerdaggers right lucas?
How passive aggressive of you lucas
The entitlement and narcissism just oozes out of him here
Says the loon who rants constantly about unhinged nonsense
His schizo brain is making nonsensical connections that only make sense to him again
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As normal he struggles to keep his lies straight so his two sexual partners are Suzanne and Jason Perva. Honestly this is probably closest to the truth.
I can't even start to make sense of this political sperging. I bet those wormen who ran the gauntlet didn't know they were escaping communist perfection into West Germany. Also DDR didn't have abortions for about half the time. West Germany did. It's no shock Lucas also harbors nazi ideals, he really does think he's a top tier man.
Baiting women into showering with you hilarious. We know he doesn't shower and no gen Z girls go to Mallon, it's a retard flop house and apparently well known place to keep away from. That photo has so many filters those sunglasses look like they are photoshopped.
Lucas just claimed he could get girls if he lost 100 lbs. So why not? It's free to lose weight. You'd leave others something to eat at the pantry. Beetus would be better controlled, life span longer. I mean we all know why but I'd like to see the word salad why he doesn't. Probably the only salad he's ever eaten.
This poetry shit is very clearly written by someone mentally ill and low IQ. It just has this SSRI drugged up ESL middle schooler feel. It's also trash.
Most women don't ask a lot from their partners because women are functional adults mostly. Lucas who STILL harps about the one time he picked up sticks 10+ years ago. The idea of changing your shirt or bathing is Herculean to him and feels like a personal attack.
Anyone who's been in a healthy relationship knows often it's not a "fair" balance. As long as both parties are happy. Having the shoulder to cry on might hold such value you don't mind doing cooking and dishes etc.
His flat earth stuff is his constant need to bully people and look down on others. Flat earth is well fucking stupid. He's not wrong. But he also mocks fat women, despite his morbidly huge hulk. I'm sure it's true fatties can't do as much sexually so again why doesn't he lose weight? A lot of subconscious rings when you're projecting but I think Lucas is so disconnected from reality he doesn't even know deep down he's a gross fat fuck. This is a man who lied about stage 4 kidney failure being a minor ordeal when it's fatal.
He doesn't have friends, and frankly I wish buddy trolls left him alone. He deserves to be even more alone . No one at Mallon likes him he's been kicked out of shelters, restaurants, public works and other places. His "millionaire" family doesn't take him on trips but invited Seth down to Mexico.
Lmfao Venezuela being paradise. Fuck now that's only something Lucas can fall for. Recently Brazil had to add more like a DMZ to stop the flood of illegals. When you're literally praying for a Falvava it shows how desperate you are. A country rich with resources esp oil. They were doing great in the 90s and could afford social programs. Then the commies came. There's another south American country that went full capitalism and in under 5 years has grown richer by near exponents. Strange right?
I think it's kinda passed over how Lucas says he wants a younger woman as an experiment. What girl says "I want to be used like a data sheet" When we hear about silver foxes it's always high status people just the age is different. It's not just because they are old. No 19 year old girl would want me vs Chris Evans for example and our ages are close. I mean goes with out saying if Lucas was 21 no one would want him. His own life proves that. Girls went to the local wino to buy them beer before Lucas.
Tax cuts don't cost us anything. You know who makes the real money from EBT? Big corps. I've said it before but Lucas is nothing more than a profit machine for these mega corps and the rich. In the gay version of blade runner time line we live in, these people want more Lucas's. Slaves to fast food , need government housing and medical services.
Lucas shouldn't be mad about the cuts. He's legitimately too disabled to do anything. His Walmart failure proved that. Trump is going after the lazy fucks, while Lucas is one even this best at part time mcjob was too taxing. Lucas who hates greed probably the happiest best days of his life were eating steak shirtless on the bed at a motel six with Isik. If I asked any of you top ten happiest moments would "eating too much at a cut rate hotel with junkie" even apply? That's Lucas end goal just able to lay around with a vulnerable young boy and Trump bucks to door dash.
This space travel sit just reminds you how unsocialized and unwell he is. He's using it as a pick up line. A cold open as a PUA would say. Just picture this smelly hulk hobbling near you as a young woman and he starts talking about time travel. Not only is he gross and being weird his pitch of non reality is flat scary because you know he's nuts.
Remember that one weird ass kid in school (maybe you were him/her) who you'd say "hey David how was the baseball game last night I missed it" and he'd not even tobthat snobby I don't follow sports shut but would just start talking about some niche lore of something. Lucas comes of just like that. Deep down he's still the same stinky unwanted child he always has been.
But he's "plenty good".
Edit: I have two requests, any updates from Myrna? Does anyone have those leaks where Lucas admits to gay stuff to a buddy troll?
Edit#2: Lucas mania swings are always just pure rage speaks a lot about him as a person. Being close to someone bipolar but a good dude his "mania" is reckless and harmless because he's a good dude also he listens and medicates. Granted that time he almost bought us tickets for a ball game and playing hooky sounded fun.. he also exercises when he gets wound up.
It's hard to not have more money than Lucas. The only equals for Lucas are in the beauty parlor of this site Lucas wouldn't date Topf but a match made in heaven...or a food pantry same thing to those pigs.
Since women don't owe you anything, Myrna, you're the most important person and your bills are racking up, don't get Lucas his bday gift do s
omething nice for you,you deserve it.
I can't even start to make sense of this political sperging. I bet those wormen who ran the gauntlet didn't know they were escaping communist perfection into West Germany. Also DDR didn't have abortions for about half the time. West Germany did. It's no shock Lucas also harbors nazi ideals, he really does think he's a top tier man.
Baiting women into showering with you hilarious. We know he doesn't shower and no gen Z girls go to Mallon, it's a retard flop house and apparently well known place to keep away from. That photo has so many filters those sunglasses look like they are photoshopped.
Lucas just claimed he could get girls if he lost 100 lbs. So why not? It's free to lose weight. You'd leave others something to eat at the pantry. Beetus would be better controlled, life span longer. I mean we all know why but I'd like to see the word salad why he doesn't. Probably the only salad he's ever eaten.
This poetry shit is very clearly written by someone mentally ill and low IQ. It just has this SSRI drugged up ESL middle schooler feel. It's also trash.
Most women don't ask a lot from their partners because women are functional adults mostly. Lucas who STILL harps about the one time he picked up sticks 10+ years ago. The idea of changing your shirt or bathing is Herculean to him and feels like a personal attack.
Anyone who's been in a healthy relationship knows often it's not a "fair" balance. As long as both parties are happy. Having the shoulder to cry on might hold such value you don't mind doing cooking and dishes etc.
His flat earth stuff is his constant need to bully people and look down on others. Flat earth is well fucking stupid. He's not wrong. But he also mocks fat women, despite his morbidly huge hulk. I'm sure it's true fatties can't do as much sexually so again why doesn't he lose weight? A lot of subconscious rings when you're projecting but I think Lucas is so disconnected from reality he doesn't even know deep down he's a gross fat fuck. This is a man who lied about stage 4 kidney failure being a minor ordeal when it's fatal.
He doesn't have friends, and frankly I wish buddy trolls left him alone. He deserves to be even more alone . No one at Mallon likes him he's been kicked out of shelters, restaurants, public works and other places. His "millionaire" family doesn't take him on trips but invited Seth down to Mexico.
Lmfao Venezuela being paradise. Fuck now that's only something Lucas can fall for. Recently Brazil had to add more like a DMZ to stop the flood of illegals. When you're literally praying for a Falvava it shows how desperate you are. A country rich with resources esp oil. They were doing great in the 90s and could afford social programs. Then the commies came. There's another south American country that went full capitalism and in under 5 years has grown richer by near exponents. Strange right?
I think it's kinda passed over how Lucas says he wants a younger woman as an experiment. What girl says "I want to be used like a data sheet" When we hear about silver foxes it's always high status people just the age is different. It's not just because they are old. No 19 year old girl would want me vs Chris Evans for example and our ages are close. I mean goes with out saying if Lucas was 21 no one would want him. His own life proves that. Girls went to the local wino to buy them beer before Lucas.
Tax cuts don't cost us anything. You know who makes the real money from EBT? Big corps. I've said it before but Lucas is nothing more than a profit machine for these mega corps and the rich. In the gay version of blade runner time line we live in, these people want more Lucas's. Slaves to fast food , need government housing and medical services.
Lucas shouldn't be mad about the cuts. He's legitimately too disabled to do anything. His Walmart failure proved that. Trump is going after the lazy fucks, while Lucas is one even this best at part time mcjob was too taxing. Lucas who hates greed probably the happiest best days of his life were eating steak shirtless on the bed at a motel six with Isik. If I asked any of you top ten happiest moments would "eating too much at a cut rate hotel with junkie" even apply? That's Lucas end goal just able to lay around with a vulnerable young boy and Trump bucks to door dash.
This space travel sit just reminds you how unsocialized and unwell he is. He's using it as a pick up line. A cold open as a PUA would say. Just picture this smelly hulk hobbling near you as a young woman and he starts talking about time travel. Not only is he gross and being weird his pitch of non reality is flat scary because you know he's nuts.
Remember that one weird ass kid in school (maybe you were him/her) who you'd say "hey David how was the baseball game last night I missed it" and he'd not even tobthat snobby I don't follow sports shut but would just start talking about some niche lore of something. Lucas comes of just like that. Deep down he's still the same stinky unwanted child he always has been.
But he's "plenty good".
Edit: I have two requests, any updates from Myrna? Does anyone have those leaks where Lucas admits to gay stuff to a buddy troll?
Edit#2: Lucas mania swings are always just pure rage speaks a lot about him as a person. Being close to someone bipolar but a good dude his "mania" is reckless and harmless because he's a good dude also he listens and medicates. Granted that time he almost bought us tickets for a ball game and playing hooky sounded fun.. he also exercises when he gets wound up.
It's hard to not have more money than Lucas. The only equals for Lucas are in the beauty parlor of this site Lucas wouldn't date Topf but a match made in heaven...or a food pantry same thing to those pigs.
Since women don't owe you anything, Myrna, you're the most important person and your bills are racking up, don't get Lucas his bday gift do s
omething nice for you,you deserve it.
Iscarabaid
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I guess getting catfished again was all it took for him to completely spaz out and go manic again. Just wish we could get some screaming videos to accompany the Facebook whining.
He must spend his entire tugboat on the first of the month the second he gets his money. It's all gone in one day then repeat next month. Would love to see Wern and Nova Online link up and go to a bar together. Hit on the youngest girls they see and maybe sing some karaoke.
WonderWino
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On that note lets not forget lucas spazed out claiming the reason communism failed was because of embargos and lack of trade with capitalist nations. Which itself proves capitalism works and communism doesn't. If communism is dependent on the capitalist countries providing the money and resources to run the country than by definition it doesn't work. Lucas only ended up admitting capitalism is better as it could support itself and send aid to other countries as well while communism couldn't even support itself despite russia being the largest country on the planet and rich in resourcesBassomatic said:
You call 'voluptuous' women fat all the time lucas. Just yesterday you referred to fucking a fat woman as being like two beach balls bouncing off each other. So you're the idiot douchebag
He made up another girlfriend again. After admitting he's only ever had 2. and even in lucas's fantasies this one is 300lb
You heard it here first folks - lucas doesn't necessarily need someone who takes up more than one airline seat
If somebody said that about lucas he'd lose his shit right then and there and scream like a loon until he got kicked out or arrested
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That didn't take long. and i've met few people greedier than lucas is. Lucas lives in squalor by choice and considering his history of bragging about totally being close to inheriting millions he's in no position to accuse others of worshipping greed and decadence
Oh boy, lucas is jumping on the charlie kirk bandwagon:
You're a real psychopath you know that lucas
You have no empathy lucas, you're making that quite clear
From the comments of the above post
You've dated 2 women by your own admission lucas
He doubled down on wanting a woman who can fit in one airline seat comment. Go ahead and say that to a woman lucas. Any woman, and see how fast you get slapped upside the head
Says the guy with a literal domestic violence conviction who did jail time for it
Wern isn't going to like that
Says the guy who accuse people of domestic violence without evidence while having been convicted and jailed for it himself
Hows that restraining order doing lucas?
What was that about empathy again lucas?
You lost it and then gained considerably more than that lucas and still claim losing it is some kind of positive thing making it a good reason to date you. Lose the idiocy
Spoken like an incel
From the comments where he reeed about charlie kirk and DV nonsensically. He won't like that at all
More reeeeing about empathy. Lucas is the least empathetic person you'll ever see. He even says this shit while gloating about charlie kirk getting shot
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TBF, he's not good at math.
You've dated 2 women by your own admission lucas
WonderWino
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He has clearly been watching this thread far more than he claims to. He also immediately slid into schizo insanity. Why would people point out he's a lolcow and then love his posts? Thats legit schizo logic. Why are people there? To keep an eye on and record your predatory and creepy behaviors, which you well know lucas
If it meant so little to you you wouldn't be posting that at all. If anything kiwifarms lives rent free in your head lucas, because you're terrified of getting outed by a catfish for your predatory and illegal behavior, you hate there being a record of all of it and information about you that you have no control over
That doesn't even make any sense. Nobody thinks or acts like that lucas
Guy gets shot and lucas gets emboldened to reee about how great it is to murder people you don't agree with politically. You trying to get banned from facebook lucas? Cause if you keep talking like that you will be, the last thing facebook wants right now is loons like you ranting about killing more right wingers, that shit gives their legal department fits. Its also a great way to end up back on law enforcements radar, especially with your history and mental problems lucas
I'll say it again lucas, that attitude is going to get you into trouble, especially saying shit like that publicly
Reminder that you just spent hours reeeing about other peoples lack of empathy as well lucas. Your low IQ sociopathy is showing
and this is outright libel. He didn't kill anybody nor was he in any way involved in any murders. He did on the other hand get murdered, an act you are quite literally cheering on as a good thing
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Lucas celebrating a shooting has me irrationally angry. The fat sped isn’t even allowed around firearms because he’s been hospitalized on a mental hold repeatedly.
The best timeline would’ve been him getting shanked by a random LA hobo. I used to laugh my ass off at CuteOlderDaddy, but now he’s just irritating. His idea of content is “look a water main broke near me, btw I’m a communist”
I miss the “redneck nigger” 4/20 rants, the “STFU faggot” in riverfront park, the “Fat Albert looking dude with a baseball bat”, getting dragged away in an ambulance howling about ovulators. The nursing home arc sucks.
The best timeline would’ve been him getting shanked by a random LA hobo. I used to laugh my ass off at CuteOlderDaddy, but now he’s just irritating. His idea of content is “look a water main broke near me, btw I’m a communist”
I miss the “redneck nigger” 4/20 rants, the “STFU faggot” in riverfront park, the “Fat Albert looking dude with a baseball bat”, getting dragged away in an ambulance howling about ovulators. The nursing home arc sucks.
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Millions of people are mourning Charlie Kirk, Lucas. If you are lucky your Mom might write a pity post on Facebook when you die and that's if you die before her. If she dies before you, you will have no one who will care enough about you to mourne you.
WonderWino
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More grave dancing from lucas. Its amazing he doesn't get his ass beaten more often
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I’ll read Myrna’s obit in great delight. Lucas is the epitome of capitalism (lol he rails against it, but demands gibs from everyone with a job.)
Give me all the hats, I’m reeee’d out for the night.
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I'm about 99% sure he didn't even know who Charlie Kirk was until yesterday. At best, he saw memes making fun of him years ago, but Lucas is too much of a retard to compile that as a real person.
It's also amazing how he's attempting to justify dancing on some dude's grave while still getting real butmad at laugh reacts and people making fun of him as though that's absolutely evil.
It's also amazing how he's attempting to justify dancing on some dude's grave while still getting real butmad at laugh reacts and people making fun of him as though that's absolutely evil.
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Yes, and his cow ass will be buried in a paper's grave. Myrna won't even have a wake for her bovine son.
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Definitely no funeral, burial, or celebration of life. 0% she or anyone else will bother with a proper obituary either. At best, someone will make a Facebook post mourning over the loss of Lucas, and even that's limited to three people (Myrna, King Roy, and Seth). Out of those, Myrna is the only one who'd write more than a sentence and it'd likely be similar to the rest of her other crazy boomer screeds. Lucas better hope he kicks the bucket for Myrna because there is no one else that will give a single shit besides the people who like laughing at him.
Kromir
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Well it's actually a good thing that nobody will shell out for a coffin. That means when his fat ass decomposes he will actually give something back for once in his pathetic existence. Maybe some flowers will use the nutrients to grow there or at the very least the worms will have something to eat.
Mustard on energy bars and other god awful food combos with clinkerdaggers might do wonders for the soil
Mustard on energy bars and other god awful food combos with clinkerdaggers might do wonders for the soil
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I saw a documentary about unclaimed bodies in Los Angeles.
If the county can't find relatives, or relatives don't want to claim the body, the body is cremated and stored for a couple years.
After that, a mass grave is dug and the unclaimed cremains from that year go into the grave.
I can see that happening when Lucas kicks the bucket. I can't see his parents shelling out for a coffin and gravesite.
ETA: I know Lucas lives in Washington state, I wonder if Spokane has something similar to LA.
If the county can't find relatives, or relatives don't want to claim the body, the body is cremated and stored for a couple years.
After that, a mass grave is dug and the unclaimed cremains from that year go into the grave.
I can see that happening when Lucas kicks the bucket. I can't see his parents shelling out for a coffin and gravesite.
ETA: I know Lucas lives in Washington state, I wonder if Spokane has something similar to LA.