💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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HackerX said:
In a vacuum where you don't consider anything that makes Lucas, Lucas, the only desirable aspect he brings to the table for a potential relationship is that he has a penis and that definitely doesn't even function properly anymore. There's absolutely no reason for anyone to date him because he's only got half of a positive and a littany of insurmountable negatives, but it's the theist capital bigots who stand in his way.
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He can also cook, just ignore the fact you'd likely get food poisoning.
 
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You mean islam lucas? You know, like those palestinians you pretend to support. and you have a long of history of referring to teen girls as 'ovulators' and 'juicy wombs' and making it clear you see them as baby factories who's purpose it is to breed more wernlings and cater to your every whim

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So he supports authoritarian dictatorships so long as he thinks they're on his side. and what the fuck? 'Formerly poor chinese??' Most of china is poor as fuck and work for 5 cents an hour in borderline concentration camp conditions. The fuck is in that weed he was smoking?

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As always lucas has no idea what he is talking about and doesn't even pay taxes
 
God damn, Lucas really needs to channel all this manic energy into a series of video rants because I ain’t reading all that shit.
 
WonderWino said:
I mean who else would come up with peaches boiled in ranch dressing?
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I'm pretty sure he's doing a KingCobraJFS food hack. He even did the telling a boiling pot to stop while allowing it to boil, referencing the famous fries incident where Cobes nearly burned down his apartment and told the fire to stop like this is a valid way to stop a fire. (It somehow worked though and he poured salt on it, iirc, so whatever.)

The real unforgivable sin with this was using a peach from this season. They've been absolutely delicious to the point I bought peaches five times intending to make a cobbler and then just eaten them.
 
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He's posting his looney 'poetry' again. Its funny how he even slips into the 'right now right now right now right now' manic shit when he's writing this stuff

I also doubt lucas has ever used a wrench in his life or even knows how to use one. Its also worth noting that absolutely nothing in this poem has anything to do with wrenches or makes any sense in regards to the title

Says alot about how his broken brain works
 
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He's posting his looney 'poetry' again. Its funny how he even slips into the 'right now right now right now right now' manic shit when he's writing this stuff

I also doubt lucas has ever used a wrench in his life or even knows how to use one. Its also worth noting that absolutely nothing in this poem has anything to do with wrenches or makes any sense in regards to the title

Says alot about how his broken brain works
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Jesus. He'll attempt rhyme nonsensically, stop his attempt, restart the rhyme, then stop again immediately. Half of his attempts don't even rhyme with the word he's attempting to rhyme!!!

I'm pretty sure he thinks the last bit is done by the chorus, which is interesting since this is allegedly a poem, LOL. The schizofrenia is running HOT.
 
Lucas "lilcow" Werner is still posting on TikTok. Trying to find himself a baby zoom zoom.


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Lucas "lilcow" Werner is still posting on TikTok. Trying to find himself a baby zoom zoom.


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He's back to his lies about all those different girlfriends. Note how he says he has dated women - plural, 20 years older than him when it was just suzanne and that ended with a restraining order and nearly 2 months in jail

Also he words that shit in a way that makes it sound like he only showers when he has somebody with him. Thats such a bizarre and fucked up thing to say

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'Who wants to get one drink that I can barely afford on tugboat day with me ladies??' The average 15 year old he creeps on makes more money than he does

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You don't have any friends lucas. You just use people. and thats getting pretty aggressive there lucas. You also do not have a place, you have a room at a nursing home with a roommate. and gee I wonder why he suddenly tried the lets get a drink stuff again

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So he just implied a girlfriend is really just a friend with benefits. Don't ever say that to a woman lucas, especially an actual girlfriend. You'll be lucky if she doesn't slap the shit out of you and dump your ass on the spot

Also he's going to be pissed that everything is now getting laugh reacts, including the stuff he posted over the last few days
 
Peak insanity and I wonder what's causing this latest chimpout. Lucas, in case you've forgotten, you don't have friends. You might have casual acquaintances at the group home but thatsssss about it. All the people interacting with you online are trolls/catfishes/gawkers. So the idea that you don't want MORE friends is hilarious because it implies you already have them and additional ones would be purely surplus.

Also, in case you forgot, it's not JUST that you're fat, or poor, or balding, or a bum, or mentally ill it's ALL of those combined with your terrible personality that has kept you single and friendless.
 
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The lack of self awareness here is astounding. Also note the 'dad resolve' watermark

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What in the actual fuck did I just read?

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'I want to fuck teenage girls as a science experiment' isn't a good way to proposition women lucas

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He's sure using prime idiot logic to rationalize his failures there

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Yet another example of lucas being blatantly fucked with and being completely unaware of it. Also now he claims capitalism is whats causing him to be friendzoned. As we've said many times, his therapy notes must be a fucking doozy

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Still on about flat earthers I see. With an utter lack of self awareness. He's reeeeing about nonsensical 'science' the flat earthers use while trying to promote his own looney nonsensical magic sperm science and bs about capitalism

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Note that nowhere on this list of 'levels of friendship' is actual friendship mentioned

and as I predicted:
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He's back to 'I know how to create an FTL drive' now. He's talking utter nonsense, a high school science student could point out why that doesn't make any sense and would not work for creating any kind of FTL travel. Lucas has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. and he wonders why he keeps failing science classes

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I'd say he's realized his previous posts aren't attracting the zoomer baes like he expected so he circled around to nonsensical science gibberish again

Something something definition of insanity
 
WonderWino said:
He's back to 'I know how to create an FTL drive' now. He's talking utter nonsense, a high school science student could point out why that doesn't make any sense and would not work for creating any kind of FTL travel.
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We hardly need to go to a black hole to get repulsive energy. Just put Lucas next to pussy and watch it accelerate to past light speed nearly instantly.

Also lmao believing in a particle that by its very definition is pretty much unobservable so there's no way to falsify or prove it. That's what's called bullshit in science.
 
Purple_Urkel said:
Schitzos are highly advised not to smoke weed for a reason.
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He should smoke more. Either he gets so schizofrenically retarded his brain comes out on the other end of relatively normal or he fucks up his brain so much he goes to the permanent puzzle factory. Both would lead to a better quality of life.
 
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