💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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The thing about this, is that Lucas is both dumb and autistic. He's also fat. He is a lolcow who lives in a nursing home cause he is too autistic to take care of himself. That being said, he totally knew what he was doing despite being autistic himself.

I love how he falls for this shit every damn time. A random women messages him and tells him what he wants to hear and he thinks "mooooo! Finally, I have my Gen Z bae. Moooo!" Never once considering someone could be messing with him. I am glad all this happened. This has been the best Lucas content we have had this year, in my opinion.
 
We're gonna need Lucas to demonstrate his pussy-eating technique on half a mango and post the video in order to facilitate his acquisition of a fecund zoomer bae.
In lucas's case he could probably be talked into doing it. After all it involves food, getting to show off his gen x greybeard oral skills and would probably do it for a doordashed 7-11 hotdog. Though he'd also probably drench the 'pussy' in ranch dressing to represent the massive fecund load he'd totally blow all up in there first, not realizing how gay it would be to then immediately start doing oral

I can absolutely see lucas doing that

I think this comment sums up lucas's recent events rather well:
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That he certainly did. The fact it got a laugh react is the chefs kiss and should really piss lucas off when he sees it

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In other words lucas learned absolutely nothing and immediately goes back to trying to fish for a zoomer bae. He's just asking to get catfished again and if it happens he absolutely has it coming. This shouldn't be too surprising given this is exactly what happened after he returned from LA

I'm going to laugh my ass off until I drop a lung if this somehow ends with lucas getting immediately catfished to the point of getting doordashed another frozen catfish right to mallon place

The chimpout would be hilarious

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In other words lucas learned absolutely nothing and immediately goes back to trying to fish for a zoomer bae.
I'm convinced he didn't even learn it was another catfish. If he did, his damage control would have leaned way more in that direction instead of "the mentally retarded, autistic woman with down syndrome sent me a message first so everything was consensual."
He's just asking to get catfished again and if it happens he absolutely has it coming. This shouldn't be too surprising given this is exactly what happened after he returned from LA
Doesn't help that it requires zero effort and that there's a tried and true playbook to do so. Hell, minimal effort is encouraged because you'll know Lucas but really hard when his responses are progressively more sexual with little to no encouragement from the other side. The man is so obvious with his intent that it's embarrassing.
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I appreciate how he oscillates between "communism didn't kill that many people" and "communism killed that many people, but capitalism killed way more". It's unreal how bad he is with deflection.
 
I'm convinced he didn't even learn it was another catfish. If he did, his damage control would have leaned way more in that direction instead of "the mentally retarded, autistic woman with down syndrome sent me a message first so everything was consensual."

Doesn't help that it requires zero effort and that there's a tried and true playbook to do so. Hell, minimal effort is encouraged because you'll know Lucas but really hard when his responses are progressively more sexual with little to no encouragement from the other side. The man is so obvious with his intent that it's embarrassing.

I appreciate how he oscillates between "communism didn't kill that many people" and "communism killed that many people, but capitalism killed way more". It's unreal how bad he is with deflection.
He likely convinced himself it wasn't a catfish. After all, lucas is narcissistic and entitled enough that he'd rather look like a creep that had an actual zoomer bae interested in him, even if it showed everybody he'd be right at home on TCAP, than having to acknowledge he got catfished again and look like an idiot

Like you said, his actions imply he either didn't know or convinced himself its not a catfish. It takes an astoundingly level of true stupidity to come to the conclusion that lucas did, that the direction he went with it was the preferable one. It shows exactly why he has government minders and isn't allowed to handle his own finances or important shit

He flipflops with that communism shit to a degree that would make members of the inner party jealous at his ability to engage in literal doublethink

Frankly its a miracle he's managed to stay alive and out of jail as long as he has

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He's back to the 'refusing to date me is like refusing to date a black guy!' insanity again:
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I mean it's more like a quarter BILLION commies killed in under 100 years. So no I agree Lucas it's not 100 million.

Capitalism is a means of exchange and economic system, that falls under law so de facto has killed 0 because anything criminal while could be capitalism in rough it's not because it's not the law. IE it's criminal for a hit man so even if I paid you to kill LUCAS WERNER WITH A SHOT GUN AT MALLON PLACE... whoops... it's not really because it's not law.

I digress, but nice to see his retard mom is racing him to the grave, I'm not sure whom I want to die first, if Myrna dies Lucas gets nothing and that will be hilarious, but a lot of me wants to see the Karen rage blaming us kiwis Lucas ate himself to death like th fat pig he is.

Winter is coming up, lets hope for a very cold outdoor Lucas saga.

His bullying tactics to get a girl haven't worked and are text book abuser something he hand waves off, that he beat his ex girlfriend, let me expand on that there was a "no hitting" rule in his last relationship, his only one. That's insane, and why would there be one?

He's a disgusting fat pig, and I'll even go on the side of the "poor" here, if you're rushed and don't have a lot of money cheap junk food is real. Lucas has no job, there's NO reason he can't do work outs. I bet he can get free gyms on his welfare, many gyms have discounts for health insurance, let alone obamacare nigger free shit. YMCAs give it free if you have medicare/caid too. You don't even need a "gym" to get in shape, he could walk (lmao he can't right he's that low functioning) body weight stuff for free.

But he just sits around and is eating himself to death, like the stupid pig he is. He's getting his kidney's scrubbed on MY dollar because his parents disowned him and left him on the tax payer. He just sits around and eats and eats and eats like a fucking hog.

He's back to 400+ and his fake teeth again WE paid for, are rotting away. Because Lucas Werner is a baby and sits around stuffing himself, and feels like a victim on his 14th cinnamon bun of the day that he stole from a church.

I hope he has a stroke soon. It would be hilarious.
 
Your 'struggle' is your own doing lucas. You judge plenty of people. You are being judged for your behavior and your actions, which people are quite well aware of. People know you far better than you think. and just remember lucas was reeeing about his parents 'not understanding his struggle' in his 2010 manifesto, in a way that made it clear he has had that mentality since grade school

But enter the zionists he says. Lucas talks more and more like some stormfront loon every day. Got a real problem with jews do you lucas?


1 . has actually said the words "My Struggle"

2 .hate for Jewish people

3 wants a National Socialism

4 German Last name (Werner)

i'm not drawing any conclusions, just looking at evidence
 
1 . has actually said the words "My Struggle"

2 .hate for Jewish people

3 wants a National Socialism

4 German Last name (Werner)

i'm not drawing any conclusions, just looking at evidence
Lucas being a closet neo nazi wouldn't surprise me a bit. As much as he reees in favor of communism, his actual behavior and many of his statements are much more in line with shit neo nazis say. He is just too stupid to notice it

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So.... lucas shows us his type. Looks like an underage tranny trying to cosplay baywatch

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He's unsurprisingly repeating looney conspiracy theories and trying to call other people stupid for it

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As always lucas proves he's a nutcase who has no idea what he is talking about

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Nobody has told him that and he's well past 300 at this point. Losing 100lb means nothing considering he gained it back and quite a bit more. He's being manipulative

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Insulting women again. You're in no position to criticize anybody for their appearance lucas

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Lucas proving he's a domestic abuser again. Getting angry and aggressive then playing victim and trying to turn it around on people telling him he's acting like an abuser

The fact he publicly admits to women telling him to tone down his aggressive behavior without recognizing that saying shit like this shows everybody what kind of abusive pos he is speaks or itself and shows how stupid he is

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Says the guy who has abused the system for literally years, took shit he didn't need and wasn't supposed to have from school donation bins to 'donate' to others to try to make himself look good, who spent years bragging about all the 'gifts' he gave the homeless illegally with EBT card money and who tried to lure a teen girl with offers of using his own medical coverage to get them access to opiates and other highly controlled drugs. You know, major felony territory that would have landed him in prison if anyone had taken him up on the offer and he actually tried to obtain said drugs

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Says the pathological liar

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Spoken like an abuser

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Not a single thing there has anything whatsoever to do with capitalism lucas. Its also bs right from the start. 500 years of slavery in the US? The US is 250 years old next year and anything resembling a colony in what became the US dates to the late 16th century at the earliest. 100 million dead slaves? Are you fucking retarded? There were not 100 million slaves in existence in the US during the entire history of slavery in the americas. What the fuck are you talking about?

and no lucas, there was no native genocide. They died mostly of disease which was always going to happen and was entirely unavoidable. Nobody even knew what caused disease at the time

The rest is irrelevant bs that has nothing to do with any point he is trying to make

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What a loon

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No idea what he's talking about there but you can bet its something stupid

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Do you always belittle women like that and expect a girlfriend lucas? Oh wait, of course you do, and then you accuse them of being the problem like the abuser that you are

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You are acting entitled to a womans pussy lucas, that makes YOU the greedy one, it also shows how much of a creep you are

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Those were the comments to the greedy post. He posted that after deleting the two other peoples comments. He's going right looney in that second one

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Says the guy who has been kicked out of multiple apartments and homeless shelters for his behavior including actual criminal behavior

Also, a reminder that lucas has king roy, larry, his stepmother and myrna on his fb friends list so they can all see him post this insane shit and clearly don't say anything to him about it
 
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Quit being selfish with the pussy, ladies. Put out for the King Daddy Telomeres!

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Probably one of my favorite aspects about Lucas is how he'll drum up these fantasies in head. That there's an illuminati out there ensuring no zoomer bae will go to him because they hate age gap relationships, or there's a gaggle of people who are upset and seething over his insane, schizofrenic rantings. It's his coping mechanism for whenever reality doesn't match his expectations, which is all the fucking time.
 
Wow, I wasn't sure he had it in him anymore but here he is mooing like he's 40 again. I'll definitely be covering this soon since I already mentioned it.
 
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You care enough to post that lucas. You reee at everyone who does react or comment because they tell you the truth so you flip out and block them and then play victim and wonder why there aren't many people reacting to you positively, all while oblivious to the fact the few who don't do this are obvious trolls

I'd laugh my ass off if that post got a bunch of laugh reacts just to piss him off and drive him nuts

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Why don't you donate whats left of your tugboat after mallon place gets its cut to palestine every month if you feel so strongly about how great palestine is? Or maybe donate it to the government to pay for healthcare. You know, the healthcare that you get for free lucas

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Sounds dangerously close to right wing talking points there lucas
 
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Obama was the first to put kids in cages. People tend to forget this. They've been trying over and over to impeach Trump because they just don't like him. Regardless of politics anyone who can look unbaised for a second, knew these were DOA wastes of time, but don't worry it just wastes tax payer money something Lucas doesn't put into.

Why do all these housing is a right people not live in bad areas? I can link you a home with move papers (IE it can be lived in it's not a burnt shell) for 10 grand. It's in Gary Indiana. I paid almost three times that A YEAR to pay my home off.

No fucking way are you moving into our spare bedroom because you don't like Mallon. No one wants you, you've been tossed from this "state housing" you want. I really think a big part of this is he wants his 4 story mega mansion and can do what ever he wants. Even us home owners who are note free, I have to follow the rules, and some suck. Lucas can't follow the most basic rules, like "don't try to sex traffic neighbors". Even if we tomorrow passed some magic everyone gets a free Single Family home Lucas would wind up homeless. He's just broken, he's no good.

What a rapey comment, about women not having the right to their own body. Flat out, I suspect highly while he'll never admit it Lucas is very anti abortion. Women shouldn't have the right to choose what HE wants in his mind, and if she was to abort that's cutting off Lucas' meal ticket and sex toy. Remember he literally said he wanted a kid for more food stamps and stuff.

While there's a lot to unpack with actual adults about moving the NG to major cities, Lucas can't understand that he's just parroting what he thinks young girls want to hear. No one mentions Chicago had the violent riots when Donny got round 2. More people were injured and damage was done than Jan6's boogaloo.

I don't even need to get into this "Captialism" kills and it's ALL America's fault. We're apparently the only captialistic nation in the world and everything is our fault, including slavery done in Africa, by Africans for Africans. There's more slaves alive now in Asia alone than their has been in human history. It's disgusting Slavery is awful. But only Captialistic nations, seem to outlaw it. Strange. As i've mentioned before, while Du jour and broken most of Africa is "communist".

Lucas should go to Canada, I'd love to see him get bullied by the Indians at the food bank.

Yes it's great his family knows this freak is out there and rotting away in a retard retirement home, I sure home King Roy joins here or at least reads it.
 
Obama was the first to put kids in cages. People tend to forget this.
He was far from the first. This has been a thing since we've used prisons as detention centers for adults. Do the people who object to this think we should put small children in adult prisons with their parents? It is the parents who illegally crossed the borders with their children who put them in this unenviable situation.
 
He was far from the first. This has been a thing since we've used prisons as detention centers for adults. Do the people who object to this think we should put small children in adult prisons with their parents? It is the parents who illegally crossed the borders with their children who put them in this unenviable situation.
You're right and I should have expanded more, but in the current era and "refugee" crisis time line we've been in I just pointed him out, wasn't trying to get too deep since it's just Pre Donny's first go around. Lucas is a smooth brain so I was short on my post because it's not like he understands much.

1/3 of those kids aren't even related. That's some Epstien shit, and why would you leave Mexico's FREE healthcare to come to America?

No matter how you sneak it it's very dangerous, and yes you put your kid at super high risk, how's this different that CPS taking a kid who's parents drive drunk or fall asleep with a lit cigar?

Do ESL schools in Thailand still don't really check if a degree's legit? Convincing him to fake a degree then go to Thailand would be glorious.
Lucas legit thinks he's self taught enough to be a PhD. He struggles with basic words and can't count. Those Tutor jobs might be shifty (read Chibi's thread if you want to see how brutal Japan can be with them) but they def sniff out the pedos or problems pretty well.

My best friend did it for a year loved it as a young man he was in South America and they even called me (back then probably at quite the expense) as a reference as his job and family.

Can you picture Lucas resume? It would be hilarious.
Micky D's
fired 20+ years ago
Walmart Fired after 3 weeks
Failed out of high school
Lives in retard house
starting salary request 200 million or 83 dollars.
 
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Says the guy who doesn't work, doesn't know the meaning of 'working poor' and blew all the money he made during the very short time he did work before getting fired on overpriced garbage food he didn't need, only to go back to mallon place and eat again

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Says the guy who just got outed for trying to groom somebody he believed to be a mentally deficient autistic girl. You sure you want to make that argument lucas? Cause according to that argument somebody should call the cops on your wannabe groomer ass for recent events

That said this post screams predator behavior. He's trying to do damage control and manipulate people into thinking he's not a dangerous predatory creep by saying see! I hate predators too! just like the male feminist meme. Nobody is buying it lucas. The more you try to convince people you're not a predator the more you prove that you are one

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You'll never have a girlfriend lucas so its a moot point. and partner isn't an insult

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Passive aggressive creeper poetry

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Thats a really bizarre thing to say and isn't something normal people brag about. But whats this? The comments are interesting:
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Lucas now claims his body count is 2. So 1 other than suzanne then. What happened to those imaginary 8 ex girlfriends you keep claiming to have had lucas? You know, that somehow included 4 older and 4 younger despite your entire rationale that you use to try to justify creeping on teen girls being that you 'dated older but never younger'

Lucas publicly outed a longstanding lie he's been using for years right there and clearly doesn't realize it

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No they don't. Ask the weather underground about that lucas. The far left has a long history of terrorism
 
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"Ladies, what do you bring to the table in a relationship?" Lucas, you fat cow! Who the hell do you think you are? Asking such a question. You bring nothing but problems. You live in a nursing home, you're on welfare, you're crazy as a loon, you're very poor, you have a terrible relationship with your family, you have autism and schizophrenia. Not too mention he is a fatty, he smells bad, has a history of making an ass out of himself on the Internet. Lucas is a person with literally no positive qualities at all. He has nothing going for himself at all. Just an ugly person, inside and out. But he thinks he is plenty good.

Lucas, you seemed real interested in that mentally diminished, autistic cat fish. What did she bring to the table? Huh? Was her ignorance a positive trait for your autistic ass?

"What do you bring to the table?" Please.


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"Ladies, what do you bring to the table in a relationship?" Lucas, you fat cow! Who the hell do you think you are? Asking such a question. You bring nothing but problems. You live in a nursing home, you're on welfare, you're crazy as a loon, you're very poor, you have a terrible relationship with your family, you have autism and schizophrenia. Not too mention he is a fatty, he smells bad, has a history of making an ass out of himself on the Internet. Lucas is a person with literally no positive qualities at all. He has nothing going for himself at all. Just an ugly person, inside and out. But he thinks he is plenty good.
In a vacuum where you don't consider anything that makes Lucas, Lucas, the only desirable aspect he brings to the table for a potential relationship is that he has a penis and that definitely doesn't even function properly anymore. There's absolutely no reason for anyone to date him because he's only got half of a positive and a littany of insurmountable negatives, but it's the theist capital bigots who stand in his way.
 
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