💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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Perhaps someone showed him pictures of san'a mehaidli or wafa idris and told him they were zoomer baes protesting for palestine. I can absolutely see lucas falling for something like that
The fuck is he even talking about? He making shit up in his head staring people as he waddles his fat ass around the park again?
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Lucas is absolutely having a manic episode of some kind today:
Says the guy who goes full hobo in the woods and makes motel 6 videos of himself shirtless eating food like a fucking fat bastard. Every woman would choose a bear over lucas
Unsurprisingly lucas doesn't appear to understand that being friends and being friends with benefits are two different things and that being friends with a woman doesn't mean either party expects to fuck the other. I'm not surprised at all he doesn't understand this. This is the same guy who flips out over his own delusions claiming women want to be friends with him despite having boyfriends, hence he assumes this means she wants to fuck him
He's fucking nuts, and an idiot
The fuck did I just read? Thats a real interesting post there lucas and doesn't exactly do you any favors toward making people think you didn't do something gay with jason perva
Lucas showing again that he doesn't understand what friends are or how friendship actually works, especially when it comes to friends of the opposite sex. Unless of course he is accidentally implying more than he intended to and this is a accidental admission that he's been making out with jamie in a nice cozy area in mallon place
He's circled around to bernie again. Unsurprisingly in a way that makes absolutely no sense. Bernie is an obvious grifter that the dems bought out multiple times and would never have won regardless. Which is hilariously ironic considering lucas views him as some kind of god of socialism that will usher in a new era in the US where lucas will get everything he wants. Lucas would despise bernie even more than he hates trump by the end of his term
By mood i'm sure he means 'manic episode'
Provide proof of that claim lucas. You're talking utter nonsense
Thats textbook domestic abuser and rapist talk. He's claiming its random other womens fault that they somehow make lucas fall in love with them. and we all know what does that - touching their hair, acting uncomfortable, having blushing cheeks because they're uncomfortable being around lucas. All signs in lucas's mind that she loves him and thus he suddenly loves her, only to have her deny that love and tell him to fuck off or ignore him, therefore totally being an evil lying cunt for denying the werns love
Fucking hell he couldn't sound more like a domestic abuser and rapey creep if he tried
He sure does have a hardon for flat earthers lately. I wonder what set that off. Maybe somebody trolled him and he thought they were serious? The best part lucas is acting like he's the smartest guy in the room for disputing flat earner claims, despite the fact that a) lucas has no idea what he is actually talking about and is just reposting other peoples statements and b) nobody takes anything the flat earthers say seriously. They're a joke, he's making himself look like a gullible idiot for taking them seriously enough to do this
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So it's not your fault that you're madly obsessed with some woman, it's her fault is it, Lucas? Tell us, what do you love about her? And who is intent on becoming someone's girlfriend without being loving towards them? I'm sure we'd all love to know how that works.
This paragraph makes even less sense when Lucas has made in adamantly clear in posts both recent and long ago that he doesn't want a platonic friendship with a woman until he actually has a girlfriend and has repeatedly demonstrated that he's too retarded to understand social cues. If he can't figure out how to make friends, how the hell can he tell us with a straight face that he knows that this woman "intends to become his girlfriend"?
WonderWino
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So like a bear then lucas? Or in your case a pedobear
Bullshit. This sounds exactly like the shit he claimed when he was trying to play victim for trying to blackmail his neighbors over imaginary drug dealing and it backfired on him
So now he wants a 'friend with benefits' he can get high with. Or in his case get high enough that he can do whatever he wants. He has a history of trying that shit. and telling a woman you want to 'smash her wet wings' like that is a great way to get slapped if not pepper sprayed while she screams at you that you're a creep
Oh yeah, he is definitely having an episode. Thats textbook schizophrenic talk. I bet the voices on the wind are working overtime in his head today. Funny that he just bragged about smoking a bunch of weed and now suddenly he's full on schizoposting. Gee, I wonder if theres a connection
You heard it here first my fellow kiwis - we don't feel what we think we feel, its capitalism making us think and feel things so that we'll hate lucas and keep him from getting a girlfriend. Its the puppet masters fault. They must be taking orders from the voices on the winds greatest enemy - the background commander that lucas says he refuses to listen to
Also, he's clearly talking about @Fatal Walter with that 'youtube hater account' stuff. He must be big mad at walter lately
If he keeps ranting like that he's going to end up taking another vacation at eastern state. He needs to have the weed kept far away from him
I managed to dig up some pictures of the elk kingdom itself:
and protecting them from any incursions from lucas i'm sure
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WonderWino
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Its lucas thinking he is being clever by trying to hide what he really wants
So lucas wants teen girls to dress like whores around him so he can leer at them and creep on them. Gee i'm shocked at this unexpected revelation. Just shocked. He says shit like this and then wonders why he gets called a creep
You have only ever had the one girlfriend lucas, stop lying
He's talking nonsense again, and he deleted those two comments. Gee I wonder why
Funny how lucas rees about how he doesn't want a golddigger who expects shit from him but offers drugs to little girls to be his 'friend', because he knows full well that giving them drugs makes them easier to manipulate and get what he wants from them. Major red flag for a predator right there
I'll say it again, you can absolutely see the curvature of the earth from a plane at 30,000 feet. You can see it at sea level on the ocean in a fucking boat ffs. Lucas is truly an idiot
Ok creeper
The only men who would date women at homeless shelters are other hobos or predators. Which are you lucas? Wait...you're both
What in the actual fuck?
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Says the guy who eats enough for 3 people and still raids donation bins and tries to manipulate people into getting him doordash
Pure schizobabble nonsense
No they're not. Thats an incredibly stupid statement
The saying jokes are statements in disguise comes to mind with that one. Its also very manipulative and very transparent about it
Says the guy who blames capitalism for all his problems the way he claims women blame the patriarchy and the way hitler blamed jews
It absolutely can fuck your mind up that badly if its severe enough lucas. What kind of idiot takes anything claimed by AI at face value. and take accountability for being a liar says the pathological liar But oh my the comments are.....interesting to say the least:
You can't groom an adult he says. Lucas you better be real careful where you say shit like that. You absolutely can, its called diminished mental capacity. You know, the thing many adults with mental illnesses have. By his logic you couldn't groom an adult no matter how fucked in head they are. Clearly he's never actually met one of these adults
he couldn't talk more like a predator trying to justify attempting to groom an adult with questionable mental capacity if he tried. This is red flag call the cops if you suspect its actually legitimately happening stuff
Lucas loves the idea of being able to groom an autistic cause he'd view it as a little girl in an adults body he could easily control and manipulate and then scream about how shes totally of legal age if anybody questioned it or reported him for it. Textbook low IQ predator behavior
But oh, it gets better:
Fucking L-O-L. Lucas done trolled himself and made himself look stupider than a bag of rocks right there. No way he doesn't delete that whole convo soon
If he keeps talking like this and about how you totally can't groom adults and showing obvious intent to do so and talking to people he is legitimately trying to pull this on, i'm starting to question whether its something mallon place legitimately needs to know about, given that its a nursing home full of such people and saying shit like this is a major red flag for allowing him around such people without keeping a careful eye on his behavior
As I predicted, lucas nuked that entire conversation to hide the fact he made a fool of himself. But he's not going to like the comments that have been posted since much either:
Thats a bad, bad look for lucas right there. If what that guy is saying is what happened with lucas and the 'autistic' catfish, then oh boy did it ever out lucas as a manipulative and dangerous predator
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We NEED absolutely NEED to get a copy of that chat log. I wish one of these trolls would make it public. We haven't had something good like this on our cow in some time. Remember when Lucas asked that one troll about "pushy squit"? Lucas just keeps falling for the catfish. And the reason he does, is he really thinks he is plenty good. Since he is plenty good all these zoomers should want to date his nursing home ridden ass.
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WonderWino
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Speaking of needing to get ahold of those chatlogs, oh boy does it get even more concerning:
RED FUCKING FLAG
Yes lucas, why indeed did you tell the supposedly mentally questionable autistic girl not to tell her family about your conversations? That is literal textbook pedo and predator behavior. That is exactly what predators do when they are trying to groom somebody and you see a shit ton of it in TCAP style stings
Lucas has alot of explaining to do on this one
Paging @Fatal Walter this is prime material for your next wern video
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Well that got fucky real quick. Reminder that lucas thinks this person is autistic and not right in the head
So lucas's response to getting told some autistic mentally questionable zoomer bae is fucking her 'cousin' is to.....offer to take out a small water bottle and show her his tiny cock? and he thinks this reflects badly on the troll not him? Yikes
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Note that he nuked that entire exchange before posting that reply, but I caught the screenshots before he managed it. Also thats illegal! its nonsense and lies! Incest is bad! says the guy who's reaction to being told about said incest was to offer to show off his cock to said incestuous autist
Daily reminder lucas says alot of incest shit about his niece. I will bet money on that whole incest talk turning him on and that he was thinking of said niece the entire time. Guaranteed
and he's still on about the fucking flat earthers
He's spazzing right the fuck out about shit:
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from my experience in law enforcement, most homeless people are in a situation they are unable to easily extricate themselves from: an entire lack of income or the skills to acquire regular income, a heavy substance/behavior abuse problem of some kind that takes what little income they acquire (drugs, gambling), then you have the ones that want to be homeless (actively refusing assistance) or they take advantage of assistance and then voluntarily become homeless again - this is especially true among homeless minors who value the freedom homelessness offers. other homeless are unable to maintain a household either because of lack of experience, genuine mental illness, lack of income to support the type of lifestyle they want to maintain, lack of respect for unearned income so they do not save or care for charity initiatives and trash them, or a combination of all of the above.
also as of 2025 there are around 771,000 homeless in the US (estimated). the current costs to the tax payer are around $35,000 per homeless person per year if we include all services and an estimated cost of handouts/charity. this is about $27 billion dollars per year that taxes go towards a chronic homeless population.
if we entirely stop that and instead pay out $18,000 per person (going by Lucas' math), that's $13,878,000,000.00 paid by the tax payer to house them (just house) instead of the $27 billion. let's assume some sort of ongoing support is also needed and increase the amount by 50% for food, utilities, clothing, education, et c - that gets to $21 billion. is it cheaper? yes. is it sustainable? probably not. and the administrative overhead has a cost as well, and we are depending on the homeless to not destroy or abandon the housing, which they already do when given that opportunity. if we add mental health or addiction support or ongoing medical needs to the cost, is there any real savings at that point? it might be just as expensive now, with the added benefit of actively destroying taxpayer-purchased property and creating more blight.
it has been tried many many times over the last 100+ years to just give housing to the homeless and it never works. the most recent thing about some girl trading a hair pin or something and eventually getting a house that she then wanted to sign over to a homeless girl is telling, as the homeless girl functionally destroyed the property, abandoned it, and the charitable owner had to eat all the costs.
also as of 2025 there are around 771,000 homeless in the US (estimated). the current costs to the tax payer are around $35,000 per homeless person per year if we include all services and an estimated cost of handouts/charity. this is about $27 billion dollars per year that taxes go towards a chronic homeless population.
if we entirely stop that and instead pay out $18,000 per person (going by Lucas' math), that's $13,878,000,000.00 paid by the tax payer to house them (just house) instead of the $27 billion. let's assume some sort of ongoing support is also needed and increase the amount by 50% for food, utilities, clothing, education, et c - that gets to $21 billion. is it cheaper? yes. is it sustainable? probably not. and the administrative overhead has a cost as well, and we are depending on the homeless to not destroy or abandon the housing, which they already do when given that opportunity. if we add mental health or addiction support or ongoing medical needs to the cost, is there any real savings at that point? it might be just as expensive now, with the added benefit of actively destroying taxpayer-purchased property and creating more blight.
it has been tried many many times over the last 100+ years to just give housing to the homeless and it never works. the most recent thing about some girl trading a hair pin or something and eventually getting a house that she then wanted to sign over to a homeless girl is telling, as the homeless girl functionally destroyed the property, abandoned it, and the charitable owner had to eat all the costs.
WonderWino
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He's right, posting that screenshot as evidence of whatever the point lucas is trying to convince people of isn't a good look for lucas. His reaction to this is alot like how he wigged out with 'mias dad' during the LA saga. He knows he got caught doing something real sketchy here that can get him into trouble and he's desperately trying to reee his way out of it, even if the methods are nonsensical. Also fucking lol at namedropping walter fate in there. That'll piss lucas right off. That should be quite the interesting video and you can bet lucas will be all over the comments in that one trying to spin shit and reeee his way out of it
I look forward to it. Its going to be all kinds of entertaining
So.....you're admitting you were trying to sext this autistic zoomer bae with questionable mental capacity lucas?
He's deleting tons of comments, its already in the mid 60s with only a handful that he hasn't deleted, and then responding nonsensically to comments he deleted. He's definitely starting to wig out cause people won't stop calling him out for this
This particular point has apparently made him angry and confused enough to say it again even more publicly:
Thats it lucas, keep digging that hole deeper. Saying shit like this is definitely a good look that isn't going to come back and bite you in the ass at all
The comment on that one is gold:
Lucas won't like that at all
and our boy jim jim is on a roll apparently:
He won't like that one either. Getting called a trumpanzee himself. Getting called out for deleting all but 9 of a currently 62 comment thread? Not a good look lucas
and then he gets the bright idea to deal with this shitshow by posting this:
Making a point to highlight stuff that do not apply to lucas in the slightest. That says alot about how broke brained lucas really is that he can read that and think any of it applies to him or is some kind of gotcha for 'I will have my bae!' at this rate he's starting to act like one of those saturday morning cartoon villains. I'll get you next time
Not to top jim jim but the next comment on that post lucas will like even less:
Wern isn't going to like that one bit
and whats this? More leaked chatlogs you say?
The catfish is obviously attempting to sound mentally impaired and like 'she' doesn't understand what lucas is talking about, like a child. Lucas is talking to the catfish exactly like a groomer and clearly believes this person to not be playing with a full deck, which suits lucas just fine
Gee, I wonder why he spazzed out about the whole 'adults can't have the mind of a child! reee!' stuff. Cause he fucking well knows he did this and how it looks
I'll say it again. This is indisputable proof that LUCAS IS A PREDATOR and knows it
Paging dr @Fatal Walter as this is something he'll definitely want in his next wern video
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I’m just catching up with this thread after a month I assume the wern has found a zoomer bae correct? 
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LOL who does he think is "bitching him off when he doesn't sext"? How does he think that statement validates him is beyond me. He got his hand caught in the tard cookie jar trap and it all went downhill immediately. Lucas is not fit for society.This particular point has apparently made him angry and confused enough to say it again even more publicly:
Thats it lucas, keep digging that hole deeper. Saying shit like this is definitely a good look that isn't going to come back and bite you in the ass at all
More like an obvious catfish that Lucas is struggling to wrap his ginormous head around. It's crazy. He'll go on and on about requiring people to cut their fingers off or do a zoom call to prove they're real, but then manages to get caught in a dumpster fire like this. He's more gullible than he is retarded, and the dude is extremely retarded.I’m just catching up with this thread after a month I assume the wern has found a zoomer bae correct?
WonderWino
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Yeah exactly. Lucas fucked up and he knows it, and its spooked him, so now he's tarding out trying to a bizarre version of damage control and just making it worse
Also, you might want to re-read the post you quoted, its been updated with even more concerning groomer proof pics from the chatlogs
Speaking of which, part 2 of that convo just dropped in the comments and oooh boy buckle up and get your eyebleach ready:
Reading that i'm more convinced than ever that lucas has never had sex with a woman and has never had his tongue anywhere near a pussy
He's being called out for how fucked it is:
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Jesus Christ. It's a wonder how easy it is to bait Lucas. All you have to do is key on his intent and respond accordingly. Don't need to have any nuance or anything. As long as you don't make it abundantly obvious (along the lines of calling him a retard or outright saying you're fucking with him), you've successfully ensnared The Wern. I imagine most people can't contain themselves because he's too much of a sperg, but then you have shit like this that seemingly required no length of time. Or JimBallzzz, who has been running the charade for years, just by keeping the interactions limited to positive affirmations on YouTube comments.
It's easy to give him the benefit of the doubt considering Suzanne was a real person and Lucas really did date her, but questions arise whenever he's talking about anything explicitly sexual. He's either so bad at sex or has legitimately never had sex.
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Holy shit! Just when we thought Lucas was getting boring, all of this comes out. It's obvious that he got catfished and is mad about it. Not only does it show once again that he's a moron, but that he's the type that will go for anyone he thinks he can manipulate. All those messages are reminiscent of the chatlogs you'll find on To Catch a Predator. Lucas thought he found someone that he could not only convince to sleep with him, but someone who he thought had even less sexual experience than he did. I'm sure he's fuming about being exposed as a retarded predator, but I reckon he's even more pissed off that this Gen Z bae who he thought he could control, fuck and keep all to himself was all one big lie. That's what's probably making his blood pressure go through the roof right now.
And what's this argument that you're trying to present, Lucas? You've got the emotional maturity of a toddler. And stability is something you've never had. How can you call yourself stable when you're in a nursing home because you're too lazy and retarded to get your own place? And stable people don't need wranglers to manage their money for them. And what life experience do you have? Stints in mental institutions and online notoriety for being a predatory sex pest aren't the life experiences you want in a partner.
And what's this argument that you're trying to present, Lucas? You've got the emotional maturity of a toddler. And stability is something you've never had. How can you call yourself stable when you're in a nursing home because you're too lazy and retarded to get your own place? And stable people don't need wranglers to manage their money for them. And what life experience do you have? Stints in mental institutions and online notoriety for being a predatory sex pest aren't the life experiences you want in a partner.
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He's too much of a retard to understand why people get upset about him wanting to fist a zoomer bae under a bridge. I don't know if he just isolates every aspect about him somewhere in his fractured brain, or if he's just completely unaware that he's a 45 year old, fat schizofrenic dude living in a nursing home. Either way, the result is always the same. It's never the Gen Z baes being utterly disgusted by Lucas Werner, it's always society outright denying him his claim to them because they're a bunch of capitalist theist bigots.
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Speaking of lucas acting like he walked into to catch a predator:
He deleted the other 8 comments in that thread and posted that. He is talking exactly like he did during the LA saga. He knows he got caught doing something that can get him into serious trouble, especially considering his current living situation. He's trying to attack people for calling out his behavior just like he did with 'mias dad' is trying to hide behind her age, which is irrelevant as she was never claimed to be underage the issue is her obvious questionable mental capacity, which is exactly where the issue of consent comes in. In those chats she was not talking like an adult capable of understanding and consenting what lucas was trying to push and everyone in those comments was calling him on it. He knows full well this is the case which is why he's trying to say that shit
'Despite being autistic' is a major issue in this particular case lucas. It does matter and you fucking know it
Lucas understands that stuff better than we give him credit for much of the time. Remember lucas has a history of playing stupid and swallowing his anger at doing it to try to get out of trouble or looking bad when he crosses lines. He knows the difference between right and wrong, thats why he gets so angry when he gets outed like has in this situation. Someone who didn't know full well they did something wrong would be oblivious they wouldn't spastically try to reee about how what they did is perfectly legal and ok and try to turn it around on everyone calling him out for his behaviorHackerX said:
He also knows on some level that nobody wants him and why, which is why he reees about 'ableism' and comes up with excuses to make everyone refusing to date him the problem
and of course, when things don't go the way he wants them to and people refuse to buy his obvious lies, bs and excuses he does what he always does - tries to change the subject, talk about something else and pretend none of it happened
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TBF, it's a crime against society, and a massive detriment to Lucas himself, that he's able to provide what little consent he can. He clearly doesn't understand the meaning of the word or it's associated context. Thank God he has a poor government dude who sends most of Lucas's gibs to Malon Place and the paltry amount remaining to him. If that wasn't the case, Lucas would be evaporating the monthly gibs with an endless cycle of Motel 6 -> Clinkerniggers and weed vapes-> Sleeping on the streets after getting kicked out of homeless shelters -> Repeat.
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This post is really, really not helping his claims that what he did isn't major sketchy predator behavior. Are you sure you want to make that argument lucas? You know many downies have diminished mental capacity right lucas?
This also is not helping his case any. Yet again talking like he did to mias dad. and holy shit it was really THAT easy to get his attention?
Lucas seriously doesn't have any alarm bells going off when a woman who looks like that suddenly messages him out of the blue and tells him she's a leftist. He legitimately believes he can get a woman like that. Narcissism is a hell of a drug
He's not going to like that
and he clearly didn't. He nuked all the responses and posted his own:
Then why should anybody tolerate you given your anti republican, anti trump and screeching at anyone who won't date you? By your own words you're engaging in non tolerance lucas
and the comments for the down syndrome post got concerning in a hurry
Considering current events thats the last thing you should be saying right now lucas. You creeping on downies too? Are you trying to imply you would lucas?
The more he tries to convince people he's not a predator the more he makes himself sound like one
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My question is what he thinks posting that screenshot will accomplish? He's ignoring everyone telling him that it was an obvious catfish, and I'm fairly certain he's still unaware that it was. TBF, that's not even the issue here. The dude can't wrap his head around a prospective zoomer bae being unable to consent to sex because she's a down syndrome autistic retard, but it doesn't matter because she's a down syndrome autistic retard that's responding to Lucas's increasingly speed spergisexual messages? His brain is basically a 1-bit computer. It can only process one binary, and only one binary, at a time and thoughts can't conflict in his mind because only one isolated thought can exist at any given time.