Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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kkillme8 said:
Oh, ok.
I watched some of Larry Lawton's vods about prison life, and it seems like CWC will still probably have access to doritos, fanta, etc..., here's one of the vods if it sounds interesting:
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Thats assuming he somehow gets commisary money, unless chris gets a prison job (ha!) or some white knight starts actually wiring him cash its gonna be the Lean Years Saga.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Everything you saw Chris wearing when he was arrested is what he currently has (in jail storage). One of my theories about Chris's outbursts in court about "his stuff" wasn't the garbage at the 14 Branchland, but all the crap he left at the hotel, which is probably in a landfill now. Since he was on the run from the law, he probably packed all his magic rocks, all his jewelry, and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a bag full of his original art. A hotel cleaning lady looking at a bunch of scribbles that looks like a seven year old did it, isn't going to think twice about tossing it all.
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I always assumed it was about the Mobile Hoard(TM).
 
I think that by law he is going to be away from the internet, with an
Assisted program and the only actualization we are going to have will be from field agents or if we pay enought from the caretaker
 
ANobody said:
Thats assuming he somehow gets commisary money, unless chris gets a prison job (ha!) or some white knight starts actually wiring him cash its gonna be the Lean Years Saga.
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Chris has always managed to find someone stupid enough or excessively kind enough to give him money or mercenary enough to try to use him for money. Maybe he’s gone too far this time for any sensible person, but the net is huge and full of morons.

If my info is correct, inmates are allowed religious jewelry (like St Jude medals). To be a fly on the wall when Chris tries to argue that his medallion is a spiritual artifact.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
...his chances of scoring junk food like chips, sodas and candy for instance are slim to none.
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No Japanese candy/snack boxes for our boy for a good long while. No chance for him to simper about how 'kawaii' his Sailor Moon Cotton Candy Energy Blast is for yonks.

Small pleasures make Life worthwhile. And the fact that he's got that to deal with on top of everything else makes me smile.
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
No Japanese candy/snack boxes for our boy for a good long while. No chance for him to simper about how 'kawaii' his Sailor Moon Cotton Candy Energy Blast is for yonks.

Small pleasures make Life worthwhile. And the fact that he's got that to deal with on top of everything else makes me smile.
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This is one of the many reasons I think he's going to absolutely flip his shit during his trial.

He was stamping his feet and demanding to get his shit out of a hotel. Can you imagine the sperg-out he's going to have when he finally realizes his precious Lego© collection is headed to anywhere but his hands?
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
No Japanese candy/snack boxes for our boy for a good long while. No chance for him to simper about how 'kawaii' his Sailor Moon Cotton Candy Energy Blast is for yonks.

Small pleasures make Life worthwhile. And the fact that he's got that to deal with on top of everything else makes me smile.
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Poor SOB took his entitled life for granted, now he has to adjust to this new type of living. Given Chris' hesitation at change, I assume he's treating his jail walls like his home walls, but with painful effects.
 
Chris might just go into hedgehog mode and be sullen and silent. We can’t count on him entertaining us.
 
Norman B. Normal said:
The plates were issued this year, judging by the number. If the photo hasn't been altered, the car is definitely back at 14BC.
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Wonder how the former Sonichu van made it's great journey back to da hoard, like how would they haven known for sure to tow it (or even drive it) back to his house, I'm guessing the motel people must have known his address? Not really sure tbh.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
Wonder how the former Sonichu van made it's great journey back to da hoard, like how would they haven known for sure to tow it (or even drive it) back to his house, I'm guessing the motel people must have known his address? Not really sure tbh.
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Barb could have gone and got it with help from a neighbor or something.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
Wonder how the former Sonichu van made it's great journey back to da hoard, like how would they haven known for sure to tow it (or even drive it) back to his house, I'm guessing the motel people must have known his address? Not really sure tbh.
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I suspect white knights are still at play behind the scenes. One constant is that no matter how bad the Weston Chandlers act, some peckerhead steps up to help them. Not saying they drove the van back, but they possibly helped coordinate its return from Virginia before it got impounded.

The plate switch could be telling. It’s kind of a pain to get new tags through the DMV even before covid. And she got those sunchu plates off fast. Does that mean she doesn’t expect Chris back anytime soon so she might as well reclaim the van? OR is she so disgusted by Chris she wants to purge his bullshit from her life? I don’t know, just seems like replating the van was an effort she wouldn’t take unless properly motivated.
 
ANobody said:
Thats assuming he somehow gets commisary money, unless chris gets a prison job (ha!) or some white knight starts actually wiring him cash its gonna be the Lean Years Saga.
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As long as the $500 a month donor is still alive, Chris will dine on honeybuns and spread.
 
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