Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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Chris' autism and upbringing prevents him from truly learning his lesson about societal norms, primarily because his formative years are done.
The only things Chris has learned growing up is that nothing has consequence and somebody will always save his ass, and those who get in the way of what he wants is just a hater.

As a prediction, I can say with certainty that Chris will turn on Null and blame him for being thrown in prison, facts be damned.
Bella will be an afterthought, if he even knew what she did behind the scenes at all, that is.
That is why Ethan Ralph wanted so badly to interview Chris - he knew that is how Chris operates and it would have been easy for him to manipulate Chris to throw Null under the bus.
I don't expect that interview, sorry, SCOOP OF THE CENTURY to really go off unless Chris gets out early.
 
prison life becomes the "new normal" and for a lot of people (without a strong support system outside of prison like a spouse waiting for you or parents/etc) it's extremely difficult to readjust back to life outside. inside you get 3 meals a day, and what you do day-in day-out is extremely regimented. people with autism typically flourish when they have a strong framework to work around. if chris does get a sentence of 10 or so years, he will eventually adjust to this new normal. but when he's torn from it, then he will likely have a poor outcome unless they get him in a halfway house or something
 
pomegranate crimson said:
I don't think Chris will survive prison tbh
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If he's kept away from the other inmates it's possible he will, but he might not be the same.

We've read how within four days he was having fits over not having his toys; imagine what a few years will do, or... 10 years.

Suffice to say, we're not going to have the Goddess Blueheart we had previously.
 
The Marauder said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ukn-CfoaMF8Did Chris’s YouTube get hacked?
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No, Chris is just showing us that he was trolling the whole time. We got trolled, we got trolled, we are probably being told.

Glassshardballpit said:
If he's kept away from the other inmates it's possible he will, but he might not be the same.

We've read how within four days he was having fits over not having his toys; imagine what a few years will do, or... 10 years.

Suffice to say, we're not going to have the Goddess Blueheart we had previously.
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Yeah, people speculate that prison will change him for the best, but... Chris isn't some juvenile hothead who got into shit because of the bad company. He is almost 40, at that age you have to be 100% dedicated to change your life and Chris couldn't be bothered to film videos for Jackie to get laid. Even without inmates this is going to be hell for him - he won't eat fast-food unless he has money, won't drink sugary shit all the time and prison food is overall bad. He won't be able to sleep whenever he wants and do whatever he wants. He will have to keep himself clean, unless he wants to get shit from other inmates. He won't be able to buy shit to relieve his stress and any tantrum can get him into trouble.

IRC Chris spent very short time in jail after macing incident and to this day he refused to give many details about it, since it was that uncomfortable for him. Imagine what years in prison will be like to his psyche.
 
Don Yagon said:
There is also a possibility someone broke into 14BC and uploaded it directly from Chris's computer.
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Seems a bit strangely specific, and rather an inconspicuous way of announcing that they've just stolen a bunch of Chris's belongings.

However in saying that, it wouldn't surprise me with these people.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
Seems a bit strangely specific, and rather an inconspicuous way of announcing that they've just stolen a bunch of Chris's belongings.

However in saying that, it wouldn't surprise me with these people.
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People also claim in comments that it might be Null who did it, since he still has access to Chris's mailbox. Apparently he posted it in secret chat (thunderdome, I assume), but some other commenters deny that.
 
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Don Yagon said:
People also claim in comments that it might be Null who did it, since he still has access to Chris's mailbox. Apparently he posted it in secret chat (thunnderdome, I assume), but some other commenters deny that.
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Oh you actually reminded me of something that does partially connect this idea to Null. He did a MATI episode about 2 years ago that was about the man himself Anthony Logatto, and in the 20ish minutes or so where he talks about him, he seems rather fascinated and just really taken aback about the idiocy of someone "a-logging" chris for the first time, he laughed at it a bit and wanted the stream chat audience to do the same.

Here it is.

 
Don Yagon said:
People also claim in comments that it might be Null who did it, since he still has access to Chris's mailbox. Apparently he posted it in secret chat (thunderdome, I assume), but some other commenters deny that.
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Didn't he monitor his accounts to protect him from evil trolls and other things like that? You'd expect him to at least change the password to prevent this unfunny event.
 
Twinkletard said:
I'm not sure any one will be around in ten years the way shit is going
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I see that you have pretty big plans Hitler (in minecraft)
StarDreamer2002 said:
If he gets a lenghty sentence he will likely fade into obscurity within like a year.
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You people seem to forget he like disappeared for a year almost a decade ago now.

I wanna say he will end up homeless, but odds are its that secret homeless. Where he is just couch surfing with weens. Which, I personally think is really funny. Because most weens have to be like 15, so one day their mom is gonna come home from work and wonder why they have Chris playing with her youngest's legos.
 
JuanButNotForgotten said:
Yeah, people speculate that prison will change him for the best, but...
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I'm not sure people think it will change him for the best so much as that he will do better while in there. At least I think that.

First of all, when you're a 38y\o dude pretending you're a CPU goddess and\or sonichu as you fuck your addled elderly mother, it's hard to imagine there's anything but up to go with a change in lifestyle. Second, the structure and supervision (even if non-medical) is likely to be useful for someone like him. Finally, I think he'll be forced to coexist with people who will not indulge his utter bullshit the way people who find him will do normally for their own benefits. Access to him will be a lot more limited than it has been previously.

I don't think he'll really change much, if at all. If he serves a sentence and gets out I think he'll be much the same. So I would just say that he's better off in there.
 
Decades locked in his room have given him a rigid routine, so institutionalized life is going to break Chris. I mean break like a wild horse, like a drill sergeant molding maggots into soldiers. The question is, will he become a somewhat functioning human from the forced routine, having to do unpleasant but important tasks, forced human interaction? Will he become a soldier... or snap like Private Pyle.

My guess is he'll spend the bare minimum of energy to go through the motions of things that won't get him into trouble, and retreat further into his own happy place. There's enough internet access that all his neighbors would know all about him. He'll make "friends" with some new idea guys who have his best interests at heart and stupid shit will ensue.

I'm guessing he'll be locked up with other sex weirdos, so by the time he gets out he'll be even more deranged with an education on how to better hide his crimes.
 
Apteryx Owenii said:
Finally, I think he'll be forced to coexist with people who will not indulge his utter bullshit the way people who find him will do normally for their own benefits. Access to him will be a lot more limited than it has been previously.
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Yes, it will be. For weens and trolls and they are nothing compared to hardened criminals. He is not gonna get shanked, but taken advantage of? Easily. Chris is a coward, so intimidating him will be a piece of cake. Even if he tries to resist, they only need to ambush him with a sack on his head once, next time he will be absolutely compliant.

Chris is also naive, so tricking him isn't a problem and, come on, some of his neighbours ended up in prison because of that, Chris is gonna be played like a damn fiddle. Any ween who's gonna give him any money is going to make it worse, since if he would be penniless retard, no one would eve try to do shit to him, but in this case they will make him pay regularly, so he will be scared shitless of the prospect of not paying them.

Apteryx Owenii said:
I don't think he'll really change much, if at all. If he serves a sentence and gets out I think he'll be much the same. So I would just say that he's better off in there.
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I don't argue, I think he is better off isolated, but I think prison is going to break him completely. He is going to shut inside of himself and will be more paranoid than ever. Think of that scene from "Butterfly effect" where protagonist eats in some diner while looking scared and waitress asks him "Just got released?"

LiquidCuntage said:
He'll make "friends" with some new idea guys who have his best interests at heart and stupid shit will ensue.
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I'd rather say they will exploit him for monetary gain, especially if when he tells them "I am internet famous".

LiquidCuntage said:
I'm guessing he'll be locked up with other sex weirdos, so by the time he gets out he'll be even more deranged with an education on how to better hide his crimes.
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Chris is too stupid to hide his crimes, however, they can easily manipulate him into something he will regret, like stealing from cafeteria or giving blowjobs(not sure about this one, since he was ready to suck dicks to get to the BronyCon).
 
Tam Tam The Beluga 1986 said:
People who do incest or pedos are hated the most at prisons. Chris is probably going to be really badly tortured there.
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"people who do incest" are in no way in the same category as pedos unless they 'did incest' to a child.

Guys in whatever low security prison Chris might end up in will react with much the same disgust that we do (unless he ends up in a deviant wing of some sort, surrounded by other freaks) but I doubt many are going to risk serious time by torturing him. Just bullying him. And that's alright.
 
Apteryx Owenii said:
"people who do incest" are in no way in the same category as pedos unless they 'did incest' to a child.
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Well, Chris has proven that he can be inappropriate with all age groups. He hasn't touched a kid because he hasn't gotten the chance. He looks like a pedophile who pisses himself, so I doubt people will leave their kids alone with auntie Christine.
 
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