Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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Well, I mean legally speaking they are. Everything else ultimately boils down to ones own personal morals and ethics. Was this 20 year old that Fiona woman? Wasn't she actually interested until she heard about the barbussy saga?
It was Bella not Fiona, apparently Chris fancied her more. And I think most people would consider a 40 year old trying to date someone half their age creepy (unless that 40 year old is a movie star then it's just the norm). Plus I'd be surprised if Chris doesn't continue trying to go after girls fresh out of high school when he's even older because he's "young at heart"
 
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It was Bella not Fiona, apparently Chris fancied her more. And I think most people would consider a 40 year old trying to date someone half their age creepy (unless that 40 year old is a movie star then it's just the norm). Plus I'd be surprised if Chris doesn't continue trying to go after girls fresh out of high school when he's even older because he's "young at heart"
I dunno, most people here might; but if both people are adults I really don't care personally. This age-gap stuff just comes across as sour grapes more than anything else to me. I personally find what Chris does to be disturbing regardless of age.

Was Bella the crazy bitch who liked to eat dirty cat litter and convinced Chris he should fuck Barb? Or am I confusing her with someone else?
 
I personally find what Chris does to be disturbing regardless of age.

I've always found anything Chris does that has a sexual component really creepy or disturbing and one day it hit me why - your essentially looking at a 8 year old talking about and being involved in sexual roll play and that would make anyone normal repulsed as a child that old shouldn't know what any of that is.

It doesn't help he often talks about it surrounded by piles of children's toys and mixed in with other childish media.

Was Bella the crazy bitch who liked to eat dirty cat litter and convinced Chris he should fuck Barb? Or am I confusing her with someone else?

No your right on the money, Bella was the Crazy one with Glowie Dad and Step mum and incredibly disgusting personal habits.
 
I've always found anything Chris does that has a sexual component really creepy or disturbing and one day it hit me why - your essentially looking at a 8 year old talking about and being involved in sexual roll play and that would make anyone normal repulsed as a child that old shouldn't know what any of that is.

It doesn't help he often talks about it surrounded by piles of children's toys and mixed in with other childish media.
I've heard other people on the internet say this about Chris, it seems to be quite a common sentiment. I agree with it myself, honestly. He's an over-grown child in a lot of ways and that makes otherwise ordinary(to whatever extent that word can be used to describe anything related to Chris) sexual desires just come across as being incredibly fucked up.
No your right on the money, Bella was the Crazy one with Glowie Dad and Step mum and incredibly disgusting personal habits.
Good to know my memory of all this fucked-up shit is reasonably accurate.
 
He's an over-grown child in a lot of ways and that makes otherwise ordinary(to whatever extent that word can be used to describe anything related to Chris) sexual desires just come across as being incredibly fucked up.

He's really disturbing in that regard, I know there is a sometimes unfair tendency to treat special needs people as eternal children but in Chris's case it really is accurate - he's got the mind of a child, the emotional intelligence of a much younger child, and the intellect of a rather dim child to boot so seeing him try and engage with the normal adult world is bizzare enough but when you add his own various dysfunctions to the mix it get's disturbing fast.

Good to know my memory of all this fucked-up shit is reasonably accurate.

It's weird how this stuff tends to stick in your mind isnt it.
 
Hey guys. Question for you, I'd make a thread but can't. Anyway, wanted to know if you think that was the real Liquid Chris trolling Cyraxx? I mean you know, that Duckworth guy. Because I mean his voice is identical. I don't think it's his brother SimplySpoons. I know it's not Chris related, but I mean it kinda is because of the whole Liquid Chris saga.
 
Hey guys. Question for you, I'd make a thread but can't. Anyway, wanted to know if you think that was the real Liquid Chris trolling Cyraxx? I mean you know, that Duckworth guy. Because I mean his voice is identical. I don't think it's his brother SimplySpoons. I know it's not Chris related, but I mean it kinda is because of the whole Liquid Chris saga.

No most certainly not, Liquids a legitimate Cancer Doctor now and has better things to do he's also aged the video that's floating around of someone impersonating him is a really good impressionist.
 
IIRC he hit on the troon squad, who were all minors at the time, but I also remember that this could have been damage control by Lukas. What's also worth mentioning is that he met Megan when she was 18 (like just barely 18, he met her a month after her birthday) and he was 22, and seemed to already be attracted to her. Finally there was Zapina from the comics, who wanted to strip for the women's rights movement despite being 16. Chris acts weird in general, so it's hard to say if this is actual proof he's into minors or just more of Chris being Chris.

I don't think anyone will have the (dis)honor of having Chris in his home. The courts won't just dump him on the streets when he gets out of the home, and will most likely give him a conservator/guardian who can help him get either a section 8 house or even just a cheap apartment. Who knows maybe it'll be the other way around and some ween offers to be Chris' roommate.
Not a doctor, but I think this goes hand-in-hand with Chris not understanding innocence and consent.

When we're 5 or 6 we live in a fantasy world and we don't know any better. The older we become, the more we learn that we have a choice and reality sets it. Bob and Barb did a terrible fuck-all job with raising Chris because from all the tards and cows I see. They all share something in common: lack of humility. When we're kids we become humbled by our peers and the world around us. Chris never got to experience this and when he does, he just retreats to his fantasy world as a coping mechanism, but I digress.

Key point: Chris can't understand the idea of innocence and consent. He himself is a child in a man's body. A horny, sexually active, literal man-child. So to him, kids should or be able to consent to sex because he sees nothing wrong. He only knows it's wrong because people say it is, but he doesn't understand why.

It's why he went after Megan, after Christine (facebook) who was at the time 17, why he says it's dumb laws in his comics, why the one time he commented on a 14 year old on how she was a "beautiful women" (and made some really disturbing moaning noises), and why he thought it'd be okay to have pornography in his comic intended for kids because "they'll have to learn someday" (pharaphased).
 
but if both people are adults I really don't care personally
If both people are consenting adults then it's fine. If a 20 year old does want to shack up with a 60 year old then that's their prerogative, but that's not what's happening. What's happening is Chris takes the age of consent as an absolute boundary and anyone who crosses it can be pursued. It's a creepy autistic way of thinking that isn't okay just because age gap relations exist.
convinced Chris he should fuck Barb?
She didn't do that. Only person who convinced Chris to bang Barb was Chris himself.
 
It was Bella not Fiona,
Bella is the sick freak who was trying to set Fiona up with Chris. Fiona for whatever reason was interested. Some people have posited she either has a fetish for gross people or she was attracted to classic Chris, not the deranged green blob we have now. Odds are, she would have backed out upon actually meeting him.

And I think most people would consider a 40 year old trying to date someone half their age creepy (unless that 40 year old is a movie star then it's just the norm).
The people who think it’s creepy for ordinary folks tend to also think it’s creepy for celebrities.

The issue is there’s a possible power imbalance plus the way the younger party is still growing and changing. Some older people pick up much younger people because they want to groom them. “A sweetheart from the ground up,” as OPL Blue Shart put it.
 
“A sweetheart from the ground up,” as OPL Blue Shart put it.
I always thought that was an extremely creepy groomer admission from Chris, where he would find someone, anyone, and his job was to "get them up to speed" on what he wanted, furthering that Chris really never saw women as anything other than a toy or pet.
 
No your right on the money, Bella was the Crazy one with Glowie Dad and Step mum and incredibly disgusting personal habits.
She didn't convince him to fuck Barb, though, he did that on his own. She just got front seats to that shit and deliberately didn't report it even after she knew he was repeatedly raping her, even trying to stop Fiona from reporting it (which she did anyway). Technically she could be an accessory after the fact.
 
Chris will step out of the prison yard, rain clouds and ominous weather in the distance with inconsistent rain drops speck his dandruff-covered scalp. Chris openly wonders "Now what?" reaching for his smart phone and realizing he needs to have it reactivated with a new plan. Just then, a van appears on the side of the road, side door flies open with a billow of smoke, two men in black suits in the front of the van with one driving and overweight cosplayers pile over each other in the back.

"Get in!"

The cosplayers grab Chris and pull him inside before he could contemplate. The 2nd man in black whispers something into his jacket before giving his partner a nod.

"H-H-hey! What's going on?"

Chris speaks in a weasily but slightly more adult tone after his years in jail. The 2nd man in black opens a brief case and takes out an unknown device beaming with light. He shows Chris this yet-unnamed device while the cosplayers sheepishly look away. Chris looks in with autistic curiosity and immediately blacks out as the words "All according to plan." Echo in the remnants of his sanity.

A day has passed. The rain has gone. Brighter weather is upon us. The sun glares from a window at Chris' eyes as he lays down on a fancy bed. He awakens to discover he's back in his trademark outfit made famous by countless memes: faded blue jeans, a clown shirt, glasses held together with Crayola model magic, and a bedsheet bedecked in the image of his most famous creation.

At that moment, several sterotypical Gray aliens stormed the room, anxious to play with their new pet. Chris lays back in recline, anxious to be raped and butches the line from Otokun from Metal Gear Solid "T-t-t-his is just like in anime!" As the gray alien menace drool upon his clown costume in retarded lust. There will be no existential ponder. There will be no saviors. There will be only rape.

"RAPERAPERAPEPRAPERAPERAPE!"

Chants the gray aliens as they go to town on Chris. Splitting his dirty butthole wide enough for a galaxy armada. Every orifice especially nasal passages are horribly violated in alien rape ecstasy. And on and on it goes for 9 months straight.

After the onslaught has finished. Chris' extraterristial rapists lay before him in a deflated state. Empty. All vital fluids have been sapped to beyond 110%. Chris clutches a bed sheet to cover himself and limps away. The bright neon light begins to dim. The floor has a strong bleach odor with a yet unknown fluid glides around, manipulated by Chris' movement.

His throat is so soar from unrelenting alien rape that Chris can meekly call out for help. He opens the door and finds himself back on Branchland Court. The house stands with an open awaiting door. Chris hurries inside and upon clearing the threshold breaks down and cries. He's so happy to see the shit & piss stained rugs and endless clutter.

"My tummy hurts!"

Chris holds his swollen belly. Unaware of his lesbian male pregnancy. He screams an inhuman wail before laying on his back in shock & horror atop the stained carpet. Chris goes into labor and gives birth to an Alien Baby monstrosity in a scene eerily echoing the full grown man birth from Xtro. The horrible abomination floats out and Chris sighs in relief once more before passing out.

Time passes and there's a knock at the door. It's the town constable and mayor demanding to see Chris. "Are you the mother of this THING!?"
The constable shows Chris a live video of his alien baby going on to devastate New York City.

"WE MUST BURN IT!" Angry villagers appear, holding nooses, improvised torches, and wearing MAGA hats. The villagers reason that they must destroy the mother of the abomination before it comes for them. Chris cries and runs away. Knocking over the clutter to thwart his pursuers. He runs naked down the streets as the villagers grab their pitchforks.


That's what is going to happen once he gets out.
 
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even trying to stop Fiona from reporting it
Was Bella trying to stop Fiona from reporting it or just from leaking the incest call because Bella's voice can be heard?
I always thought that was an extremely creepy groomer admission from Chris, where he would find someone, anyone, and his job was to "get them up to speed" on what he wanted, furthering that Chris really never saw women as anything other than a toy or pet.
It's ironic that Chris believes he needs to help his sweethearts understand what sex is while at the same being a man-child who refuses to grow up and wants a sugar mommy girlfriend who does all the work. His love life is by far the most horrifying aspect of his existence.
 
Chris will step out of the prison yard, rain clouds and ominous weather in the distance with inconsistent rain drops speck his dandruff-covered scalp. Chris openly wonders "Now what?" reaching for his smart phone and realizing he needs to have it reactivated with a new plan. Just then, a van appears on the side of the road, side door flies open with a billow of smoke, two men in black suits in the front of the van with one driving and overweight cosplayers pile over each other in the back.

"Get in!"

The cosplayers grab Chris and pull him inside before he could contemplate. The 2nd man in black whispers something into his jacket before giving his partner a nod.

"H-H-hey! What's going on?"

Chris speaks in a weasily but slightly more adult tone after his years in jail. The 2nd man in black opens a brief case and takes out an unknown device beaming with light. He shows Chris this yet-unnamed device while the cosplayers sheepishly look away. Chris looks in with autistic curiosity and immediately blacks out as the words "All according to plan." Echo in the remnants of his sanity.

A day has passed. The rain has gone. Brighter weather is upon us. The sun glares from a window at Chris' eyes as he lays down on a fancy bed. He awakens to discover he's back in his trademark outfit made famous by countless memes: faded blue jeans, a clown shirt, glasses held together with Crayola model magic, and a bedsheet bedecked in the image of his most famous creation.

At that moment, several sterotypical Gray aliens stormed the room, anxious to play with their new pet. Chris lays back in recline, anxious to be raped and butches the line from Otokun from Metal Gear Solid "T-t-t-his is just like in anime!" As the gray alien menace drool upon his clown costume in retarded lust. There will be no existential ponder. There will be no saviors. There will be only rape.

"RAPERAPERAPEPRAPERAPERAPE!"

Chants the gray aliens as they go to town on Chris. Splitting his dirty butthole wide enough for a galaxy armada. Every orifice especially nasal passages are horribly violated in alien rape ecstasy. And on and on it goes for 9 months straight.

After the onslaught has finished. Chris' extraterristial rapists lay before him in a deflated state. Empty. All vital fluids have been sapped to beyond 100%. Chris clutches a bed sheet to cover himself and limps away. The bright neon light begins to dim. The floor has a strong bleach odor with a yet unknown fluid glides around, manipulated by Chris' movement.

His throat is so soar from unrelenting alien rape that Chris can meekly call out for help. He opens the door and finds himself back on Branchland Court. The house stands with an open awaiting door. Chris hurries inside and upon clearing the threshold breaks down and cries. He's so happy to see the shit & piss stained rugs and endless clutter.

"My tummy hurts!"

Chris holds his swollen belly. Unaware of his lesbian male pregnancy. He screams an inhuman whale before laying on his back in shock & horror atop the stained carpet. Chris goes into labor and gives birth to an Alien Baby monstrosity in a scene eerily echoing the full grown man birth from Xtro. The horrible abomination floats out and Chris sighs in relief once more before passing out.

Time passes and there's a knock at the door. It's the town constable and mayor demanding to see Chris. "Are you the mother of this THING!?"
The constable shows Chris a live video of his alien baby going on to devastate New York City.

"WE MUST BURN IT!" Angry villagers appear, holding nooses, improvised torches, and wearing MAGA hats. The villagers reason that they must destroy the mother of the abomination before it comes for them. Chris cries and runs away. Knocking over the clutter to thwart his pursuers. He runs naked down the streets as the villagers grab their pitchforks.


That's what is going to happen once he gets out.

Just what in the hell did I just read?
 
Chris will step out of the prison yard, rain clouds and ominous weather in the distance with inconsistent rain drops speck his dandruff-covered scalp. Chris openly wonders "Now what?" reaching for his smart phone and realizing he needs to have it reactivated with a new plan. Just then, a van appears on the side of the road, side door flies open with a billow of smoke, two men in black suits in the front of the van with one driving and overweight cosplayers pile over each other in the back.

"Get in!"

The cosplayers grab Chris and pull him inside before he could contemplate. The 2nd man in black whispers something into his jacket before giving his partner a nod.

"H-H-hey! What's going on?"

Chris speaks in a weasily but slightly more adult tone after his years in jail. The 2nd man in black opens a brief case and takes out an unknown device beaming with light. He shows Chris this yet-unnamed device while the cosplayers sheepishly look away. Chris looks in with autistic curiosity and immediately blacks out as the words "All according to plan." Echo in the remnants of his sanity.

A day has passed. The rain has gone. Brighter weather is upon us. The sun glares from a window at Chris' eyes as he lays down on a fancy bed. He awakens to discover he's back in his trademark outfit made famous by countless memes: faded blue jeans, a clown shirt, glasses held together with Crayola model magic, and a bedsheet bedecked in the image of his most famous creation.

At that moment, several sterotypical Gray aliens stormed the room, anxious to play with their new pet. Chris lays back in recline, anxious to be raped and butches the line from Otokun from Metal Gear Solid "T-t-t-his is just like in anime!" As the gray alien menace drool upon his clown costume in retarded lust. There will be no existential ponder. There will be no saviors. There will be only rape.

"RAPERAPERAPEPRAPERAPERAPE!"

Chants the gray aliens as they go to town on Chris. Splitting his dirty butthole wide enough for a galaxy armada. Every orifice especially nasal passages are horribly violated in alien rape ecstasy. And on and on it goes for 9 months straight.

After the onslaught has finished. Chris' extraterristial rapists lay before him in a deflated state. Empty. All vital fluids have been sapped to beyond 100%. Chris clutches a bed sheet to cover himself and limps away. The bright neon light begins to dim. The floor has a strong bleach odor with a yet unknown fluid glides around, manipulated by Chris' movement.

His throat is so soar from unrelenting alien rape that Chris can meekly call out for help. He opens the door and finds himself back on Branchland Court. The house stands with an open awaiting door. Chris hurries inside and upon clearing the threshold breaks down and cries. He's so happy to see the shit & piss stained rugs and endless clutter.

"My tummy hurts!"

Chris holds his swollen belly. Unaware of his lesbian male pregnancy. He screams an inhuman whale before laying on his back in shock & horror atop the stained carpet. Chris goes into labor and gives birth to an Alien Baby monstrosity in a scene eerily echoing the full grown man birth from Xtro. The horrible abomination floats out and Chris sighs in relief once more before passing out.

Time passes and there's a knock at the door. It's the town constable and mayor demanding to see Chris. "Are you the mother of this THING!?"
The constable shows Chris a live video of his alien baby going on to devastate New York City.

"WE MUST BURN IT!" Angry villagers appear, holding nooses, improvised torches, and wearing MAGA hats. The villagers reason that they must destroy the mother of the abomination before it comes for them. Chris cries and runs away. Knocking over the clutter to thwart his pursuers. He runs naked down the streets as the villagers grab their pitchforks.


That's what is going to happen once he gets out.
Does anyone else smell burnt toast?
 
If both people are consenting adults then it's fine. If a 20 year old does want to shack up with a 60 year old then that's their prerogative, but that's not what's happening. What's happening is Chris takes the age of consent as an absolute boundary and anyone who crosses it can be pursued. It's a creepy autistic way of thinking that isn't okay just because age gap relations exist.
You mean him not being able to take a hint and constantly trying to get women to fuck him regardless of whether they're interested or not? If so, I agree.
She didn't do that. Only person who convinced Chris to bang Barb was Chris himself.
A few different people on here apparently agree with you on this, so I won't disagree. I could swear I remember some people claiming differently a while ago, though.

He's really disturbing in that regard, I know there is a sometimes unfair tendency to treat special needs people as eternal children but in Chris's case it really is accurate - he's got the mind of a child, the emotional intelligence of a much younger child, and the intellect of a rather dim child to boot so seeing him try and engage with the normal adult world is bizzare enough but when you add his own various dysfunctions to the mix it get's disturbing fast.
He probably does have the mind of a child, with the sexual desires of an adult. It's sad in a way, as bad as he is; Chris didn't ask to be born with the mental disabilities he has. He might have turned out better with parents who actually understood how to raise him and who knew not to encourage/ignore his bad behavior.

It's weird how this stuff tends to stick in your mind isnt it.
Yeah, I wish my memory for actually useful information was this good. :^(
 
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You mean him not being able to take a hint and constantly trying to get women to fuck him regardless of whether they're interested or not? If so, I agree.
Yeah he's less like a Hollywood movie star and more like a creepy university janitor who hits on the students.
A few different people on here apparently agree with you here, so I won't disagree. I could swear I remember some people claiming differently a while ago, though.
There's a reason I haven't dived too far into what exactly happened during the incest whole saga, and that's all the misinformation and behind the scenes insanity that happened. The claim that Bella manipulated Chris into banging Barb was a rumor people took seriously because there was so much chaos at the time.
 
Yeah he's less like a Hollywood movie star and more like a creepy university janitor who hits on the students.
He's actually worse than that, at least janitors make their own money(and surprising amounts of it)and are typically independent adults. Also, they have a slightly better chance of one of the students actually being interested in them then Chris ever will (especially now, holy fuck did he ever jump the shark with this mother raping bullshit and the pretending to be a major religious figure from multiple different faiths or some crap) and tend to not force themselves on their own mother either.
There's a reason I haven't dived too far into what exactly happened during the incest whole saga, and that's all the misinformation and behind the scenes insanity that happened. The claim that Bella manipulated Chris into banging Barb was a rumor people took seriously because there was so much chaos at the time.
Fair enough.
 
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