Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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I also doubt he will end up in prison due to him being too much in costs for keeping him in prison.
I have no idea if this would be a concern, but to my speculation, the authorities there must be aware that he has a certain degree of celebrity.
Chris literally describes himself as a celebrity and tells people he's famous on the Internet, and Chris will get more mail than other people at whatever facility he ends up at. The wranglers and other inmates will know he's got a following.
 
Upon his release, he attempts to find his dear "soul mate", only to find out she had become one with the couch many years ago, and that his glorious temple had been demolished and replaced with a decrepit Mcdonalds.
When I read that it immediately made me think of this. Just replace freddy with chris and nancy's mom with barb


Barb gets purified with fire and healed by the goddess and becomes one with the bed

The rest of that explained alot about the sewers in bloodlines 1. All the creatures in the sewer are probably monsters created by chris with lego and brought to life by the power of the goddess

Bonbon said:
All of nasa's budget diverted to bringing about the dimensional merge
Somehow I expect that to go alot like the plot of doom 3
 
He could be appointed a conservator, which would probably be a better solution because he's still monitored and wouldn't be near other tards.
Where would he live? If he has enough tugboat for a small place, it could work for a while. But everyone is better off if someone is watching him.

It's keeping him out of the court system, but it's also sending him to permanently live in some unfortunate home. And considering that a bed has yet to be found for him, I doubt that any home wants to deal with him for even a single year, let alone for life.
He wouldn’t be the most dangerous or annoying person there. Shit is bad when it comes to mental health management. If a bed can’t be found it’s because there aren’t many, and maybe there are fewer for men (or amab if you want to prevent people from stamping their feet).
 
The problem is no group home is really going to want Chris. He's a liability waiting to happen to them. And they don't need him. There are plenty of other more manageable tards needing beds that aren't going to stick their dicks in the elderly. Chris is going to get 90 days paid rent at the roach infested Notell Motel down by the interstate, after which he's going to become just another of America's Street Shitting Homeless. There really isn't a place in the system for things like Chris anymore. And hasn't been since the 70's or 80's. Or whenever they stopped doing frontal lobotomies. Chris needs supervision. But they only place even remotely prepared to provide it is jail. Which he will be back in soon enough.
 
And he's not going to have a caretaker visit him while he lives on his own in some shithole trailer park or whatever - Chris cannot be left alone in a room with anybody anymore.
Honestly subsidizing something like that would probably be the best option although I doubt Virginia has a program like that. Put him somewhere on his own because nobody else deserves to have to deal with his bullshit, but have a wrangler visit him and maybe a designated payee to make sure the bills get paid.

He'd more or less keep to himself (as much as he ever has anyway) and only get into trouble the usual way when he chimps out at some retail establishment.
 
Where would he live? If he has enough tugboat for a small place, it could work for a while. But everyone is better off if someone is watching him.
It'd be cheaper to set him up in a cheap hotel than keep him in a group home permanently. Also I did not know the difference between a guardian and conservator, and should have said appoint him both (my bad).
He wouldn’t be the most dangerous or annoying person there. Shit is bad when it comes to mental health management. If a bed can’t be found it’s because there aren’t many, and maybe there are fewer for men (or amab if you want to prevent people from stamping their feet).
Most dangerous no, but he would be very annoying to deal with. Chris is an egotistical dumbass who has no respect for anyone, especially authority. He would never follow the commands of the orderlies, constantly mess with the other patients, and be a massive slob. No way would any of the limited selection of homes want to deal with someone like that, especially since he was close to getting charged with rape of a vulnerable person.
 
YES, I FOUND THE THREAD

The digger question here is will he still have an audience? I remember when Chris Chan got arrested a lot of ppl were saying that it would be the "end of christory" but a year later there's still an active community around him and all his letters from jail get their own thread I'm sure ppl will talk about Chris Chan no matter what

I think for Chris Chan he'll either live in looniebins, group homes, or homeless shelters and public housing trying to make drawings and uploading YouTube videos from an iPhone so essentially, he won't be much different from James Robert Clark III
 
Honestly subsidizing something like that would probably be the best option although I doubt Virginia has a program like that. Put him somewhere on his own because nobody else deserves to have to deal with his bullshit, but have a wrangler visit him and maybe a designated payee to make sure the bills get paid.

He'd more or less keep to himself (as much as he ever has anyway) and only get into trouble the usual way when he chimps out at some retail establishment.
They can find some remote area of mountainous woodlands and put in a punch of little 1 room cottages. each just enough to house one tard. Tell them they are going to a special "camp". One to teach them lifeskills. Like concentration. I'm sure they could finds a Chinese company willing to run it. I mean Chris may be a fat greasy tard, but his Kidney's are probably pretty healthy, right?
 
They can find some remote area of mountainous woodlands and put in a punch of little 1 room cottages. each just enough to house one tard. Tell them they are going to a special "camp". One to teach them lifeskills. Like concentration. I'm sure they could finds a Chinese company willing to run it. I mean Chris may be a fat greasy tard, but his Kidney's are probably pretty healthy, right?
Who would pay for this, comrade?
 
The same with the Barb breaking. He planned that for quite awhile and probably had been thinking about for years. Just waiting for the "right time" where Barb was in a state or he finally decided to.
That was decades in the making.
From Barb threatening to kill him, to years of controlling behavior. Equal parts his doting mother and greatest enemy. You can see it regularly where he just snaps at her in videos for years. The abuse was becoming pretty blatant. Surprised it did not come out as more physical violence. That in itself is a small miracle. Was half expecting Chris to be beating the fuck out of her a few years after Bob's death.
 
That was decades in the making.
From Barb threatening to kill him, to years of controlling behavior. Equal parts his doting mother and greatest enemy. You can see it regularly where he just snaps at her in videos for years. The abuse was becoming pretty blatant. Surprised it did not come out as more physical violence. That in itself is a small miracle. Was half expecting Chris to be beating the fuck out of her a few years after Bob's death.
Maybe it was violent. Maybe that's why he was arrested so quickly. If not, though, he used the same abusive manipulative techniques Barb had taught him. I wonder how much she understood of what was happening to her and why.
 
I wonder how much she understood of what was happening to her and why.
I think she is acutely aware that the day of the pillow could happen at any point. The way she skirts around the house like a mouse in every video. Very careful how she talks to Chris and how quickly she gives up when even 10 years ago she would of made a huge scene.
Chris is at-least somewhat aware that appearances had to be kept. After the wellness check when he posted Barb in her bed looking dead. I think it became clear he knew he couldn't just let his mom die or seriously harmed in plain sight.
Barb deserves it all though. I'm not sure what Bob's issue with his kids was, but Barb was borderline evil almost all the time.
 
I wonder how much she understood of what was happening to her and why.
Considering that her son never took responsibility for anything bad that he did, I bet Barb has a pretty similar mindset. To her it wasn't her lousy parenting that caused it, it was the trolls she tried to warn Chris about or his autism that made him snap and give her the duck.
Barb deserves it all though. I'm not sure what Bob's issue with his kids was, but Barb was borderline evil almost all the time.
It's hard to say an 80 year old half-dead lady deserved to get banged by her own son. Being taken care of by Chris was deserved though.
 
It's hard to say an 80 year old half-dead lady deserved to get banged by her own son.
Fair, I wouldn't want to say someone deserves to be raped you're right. Nor did Bob deserve to be eaten alive by bugs. Fine a bit of an exaggeration on my part. To quote Fred Gwynne's character from Pet Semetary. "What you buy is what you own, and what you own always comes back to you."
As you said it is fitting for Chris to end up Barb's caretaker and in a cosmic sort of way I have very little sympathy for her plight because of it.
 
As you said it is fitting for Chris to end up Barb's caretaker and in a cosmic sort of way I have very little sympathy for her plight because of it.
No it's very hard to feel bad for Barb considering how awful of a person she was and probably still is. All of what happened to her is ultimately her fault for raising Chris so badly, but that doesn't mean Chris is some poor victim or that Barb isn't. They're both awful people, but Chris wanted to be the worse one and decided to rape his mom.
 
It's hard to say an 80 year old half-dead lady deserved to get banged by her own son. Being taken care of by Chris was deserved though.
Think of it more in terms of a cautionary ancient epic tale told by people sitting around a campfire. Or like some Greek tragedy.
 
They're both awful people, but Chris wanted to be the worse one and decided to rape his mom.
Well I still have hope that Chris-Chan goes the Dolarhyde route and gets really buff with extensive Sonichu tattoos after prison. Hunting down trolls to amass their power.
In another universe we got full the full serial killer Chris-Chan and not the mother raping Chris-Chan.
 
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