Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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Chris isn't going to change. With Chris' track record, trolls will convince him that Mary Lee Walsh had secretly organized sending him to a another dimension and set up Barb as a honeytrap to get him sent to Jail. Boom, he and the real world Barb never had a falling out in his mind.
Is there a record of a troll trying to get him to do violent things irl? ILJ might just come back and go for a Hail Mary. "Chris, you have to kill this evil Barb to go home to the real Barb".
It wouldn't surprise me at all, Chris has always been so gullible (even before the Idea Guys). Trolls would tell him just about anything and he would eat it up quicker than you can say diabetes!

If he's dumb enough to shock himself with a taser thinking it'd make him Sonichu then he's dumb enough to believe anything at this point...
 
Chris lawyer is waiting for him to get moved into a group home
Little does he know about how horribly backlogged everything is.
No one wants Chris either, as he is a sexual predator and they know they would get harassed.
Chris is never going to leave the jail.
I expect him to kill himself after another seven or so months in jail
 
I'm curious what's gunna happen to all of chris' video games, toys and logos. While I'm pretty sure Chris has a legal claim to those items is there a way for him to go back and collect his shit before getting the boot from the sonichu temple for good? Or would chris have to pay for a lawyer and sue barb to be allowed entry to retrieve his items or be paid a sum of cash equal to his possessions. Although if 14 branchland court was as cleared out as the rumors stated, chris' belongings may be gone for good
I doubt it. Given the current mental state that Chris is in, and what he did to barb, They aren't gonna let him anywhere near 14BC. Most likely they'll be sold off to pay off their shitload of debt.
 
So it's sounding like this:

-Chris is released from jail (either out on time served or after a stint in prison)

-chris goes to a group home

-chris looses his tugboat and can only make money through caden/pradetor art commissions

-chris realizes he'll never pay off the 150,000.00 owed and instead spends his money on a laptop (probably for porn) a TV and a new Nintendo switch and then whatever money made after his "nesseities" is wasted on my little pony figures, Legos, and occasional art supplies.

-chris stays there the rest of his days. He'll e-beg now and again and claim "I'm really gunna make that money and get the sonichu temple back..." but it never happens. Eventually barb dies and or the bank decides enough is enough and reposses the house and puts barb in a nursing home. Chris then chimps out.
 
So it's sounding like this:

-Chris is released from jail (either out on time served or after a stint in prison)

-chris goes to a group home

-chris looses his tugboat and can only make money through caden/pradetor art commissions

-chris realizes he'll never pay off the 150,000.00 owed and instead spends his money on a laptop (probably for porn) a TV and a new Nintendo switch and then whatever money made after his "nesseities" is wasted on my little pony figures, Legos, and occasional art supplies.

-chris stays there the rest of his days. He'll e-beg now and again and claim "I'm really gunna make that money and get the sonichu temple back..." but it never happens. Eventually barb dies and or the bank decides enough is enough and reposses the house and puts barb in a nursing home. Chris then chimps out.
I'm half-expecting Chris to get kicked out because God Complex + Dimensional Merge = Unbridled levels of tard rage. Wouldn't be surprising either considering his superhuman ability to make himself look like an absolute buffoon. As for Barb? The Grim Reaper is essentially breathing down her neck at this point, so whether she goes to a retirement home or six feet under is only a matter of time. And as for 14BC? With neither Chandlers physically nor mentally fit to financially take responsibility over the home, It's likely going to get repossessed, but considering the state it's in right now, it'll probably get auctioned off for pennies on the dollar. Which begs the question if any rich and dumb enough are willing to spend money on an Important piece of Christory...
 
So it's sounding like this:

-Chris is released from jail (either out on time served or after a stint in prison)
He's probably not going to prison, nor out on time served. He'll be out without any sentence whatsoever (because it will be suspended judgement, not suspended sentence), unless he fucks up probation, in which case he goes to prison.

-chris looses his tugboat and can only make money through caden/pradetor art commissions
Unless he goes to a state-run tard home (of which there are not many), he will keep his tugboat. The caveat being that most/all of it will go to paying for the privately-run tard home, with maybe a small allowance left over.

So the tugboat will still come into port, it's just he won't be going anywhere on it.

Which begs the question if any rich and dumb enough are willing to spend money on an Important piece of Christory...
Sperg moment: Begging the question doesn't mean "begging for the question to be asked", but "begging for the question *not* to be asked".
 
Chris lawyer is waiting for him to get moved into a group home
Little does he know about how horribly backlogged everything is.
No one wants Chris either, as he is a sexual predator and they know they would get harassed.
Chris is never going to leave the jail.
I expect him to kill himself after another seven or so months in jail
Truth about Chris: he’s retarded, has an army of weens following his every move, he has terrible personal hygiene, he says he’s a troon, he has no impulse control and he’s a tremendous man child. Any one of these would make it difficult for him to get into a halfway house but all three at once? If I had to guess, the courts are desperately trying to un-sperg him just enough that some kind of housing program can tolerate him for a week or two. Knowing Chris, he’s going to be in jail for a very long time
 
After the last Kengle letter, I think Chris will attempt to murder Kengle. He essentially said that he is taking Sonichu from Chris. This is the greatest sin someone can commit in Chris's mind. With Kengle declared Chris's sworn blood enemy, he will set out on a path of vengeance armed with his Optimus Prime nerf dart gun.

He his going to get in his pussy wagon S0NCHU and hit the road in the direction Magichan tells him to go. Since S0NCHU hasn't gotten proper maintenance in 15 years, he's going to break down 30 miles from the group home he's living in. Thus begins the "lot lizard saga" where he exchanges hand jobs for Legos.

This next jail letter is going to be a spergout of the ages directed at Kengle. They jail staff probably had to put him in a padded cell after he read that letter.
Chris is not gonna take his ex-communication from his own creation well. Let's hope this drama generates more entertainment for us
 
Truth about Chris: he’s retarded,
Wait, he is?
as an army of weens following his every move, he has terrible personal hygiene, he says he’s a troon, he has no impulse control and he’s a tremendous man child. Any one of these would make it difficult for him to get into a halfway house but all three at once? If I had to guess, the courts are desperately trying to un-sperg him just enough that some kind of housing program can tolerate him for a week or two. Knowing Chris, he’s going to be in jail for a very long time

I mean, they're going to have difficulties unsperging Chris. His brief stint in the looney-bin was presumably to make sure he was competent to stand trial after he had a massive fit after he heard his case was given yet another continence. You're right, though, they'll probably lump him into some group home. I'd be interested to see how long they'll put him into one for, though.
 
unless he fucks up probation, in which case he goes to prison.

He will fuck up probation. The question is whether or not the court chooses to enforce it. Even if they do, it's likely he'll be sent to tard prison instead of the big house.

So the tugboat will still come into port, it's just he won't be going anywhere on it.

I'm wondering how Barb will continue to make her mortgage payments with Chris' tugboat going to the tard home.

but "begging for the question *not* to be asked".

Sort of. It's asking a question for which the answer is already assumed within the question. It's basically making a statement in question form.
 
Sort of. It's asking a question for which the answer is already assumed within the question. It's basically making a statement in question form.
You're both wrong. The word question in "begging the question" did not originally refer to a question in the usual sense of something being asked at all. "Begging the question" originally referred to an argument that assumes the conclusion it claims to prove (and therefore doesn't actually prove anything new). Far too much detail is provided here. This is why I never use the term "beg the question" in either sense, nor make a habit of trying to correct others about it.

To stay on topic, after Chris gets out of þe gayhole, he's bound to find a new way of fucking up nobody has ever thought of before. What's interesting about Chris is his sheer creative stupidity (the attraction sign, pepper spray as a protest against blarms, being a "tomgirl" before the mass wave of "trans dykes").
 
He will fuck up probation. The question is whether or not the court chooses to enforce it. Even if they do, it's likely he'll be sent to tard prison instead of the big house.
I’m not sure, he surprisingly got through his last suspended sentence period of 180 days following the macing incident, although that was done at his old home, with his autism a new environment will be a difficult adjustment, particularly if he can’t get all of his toys sent there.
 
But that's what I said.
I refer you to your earlier remark and mine:
Sort of. It's asking a question [...] It's basically making a statement in question form.
The word question in "begging the question" did not originally refer to a question in the usual sense of something being asked at all.
The term "question" in "begging the question" was intended in another sense of the word, "subject under discussion", and did not involve asking anything.

I'm not going to proceed any further with this discussion as it's a classic way of wasting time in discussion forums.
 
I'm wondering how Barb will continue to make her mortgage payments with Chris' tugboat going to the tard home.
I doubt it unless she's auto paying it. Barb seems like, even dementia ridden, to not even care anymore, that is if she's still alive. I can't even imagine how she's getting food unless Harriet and Uncle Tom actually are driving up there. Then again so we know it's Chris is assuming they are.

Seeing as Barb most likely doesn't have a will and really doesn't give two shits what happens to Chris after she dies, Barb could just be riding out the last little bit of her life and not even bothering with the mortgage.
 
he surprisingly got through his last suspended sentence period of 180 days following the macing incident

Only because the court did not bother with enforcing the terms of his release.

Like so many things, the law matters far less than the enforcement of the law.


it's a classic way of wasting time in discussion forums.

What else are discussion forums for?

They're often the most educational when they go completely off-topic.


I doubt it unless she's auto paying it.

But auto-paying it with what money? I suppose her own funds could cover it (especially since she seems to be housebound and unable to go out and add to the hoard), but she'd much rather pay it out of Chris' tugboat. This also doesn't consider whatever medical expenses she's incurred.

I can't even imagine how she's getting food unless Harriet and Uncle Tom actually are driving up there.

A simple deer cam set up across the street would answer so many questions.

Barb could just be riding out the last little bit of her life and not even bothering with the mortgage.

We know the property taxes are being paid from public records. We also know the mortgage is being paid, because the property has not been foreclosed.
 
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