Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

[Nasty Habits]

The next 14BC revealed!

 

[A-№1]

Then they would probably push him out to sea in polystyrene packaging from an old fridge and deny he ever showed up.

After stealing everything on him.

What if Chris got sent to an institute for the criminally insane on Plum Island?

Just use him as a test animal at the research center there. Might as well get some use out of him.

From Ruckersville Skunk Ape to Montauk Monster; Chris could really be moving up in the world.

Sentinel Island would be better.

I'm not sure he'd make it to shore.

Are leper colonies still a thing?

 

[Ass Johnson]

He would be one of those crazy ranting homeless folks you see on the streets. I don't see him returning to 14 BC due to a possible restraining order that Barb would place on him. Even if she doesn't, she'll die in a few years leaving Chris with a fuckton of debt and foreclosure of 14 BC.

There's really not a lot of good ways for it to end for chris. Barb will end up dying and Chris will end up either homeless or back in the joint before long. He will end up getting victimized somewhere along the line if not locked up. He needs a good LONG ASS stay at an inpatient facility followed by a group home at the least. Right now, incarceration is doing a fine job of keeping him alive. Assuming he did fuck his mother (almost certainly) its also well deserved.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not sure he'd make it to shore.

Are leper colonies still a thing?

Set up a leopard colony, fill it with leopards, then send Chris there and see what happens.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Are leper colonies still a thing?

Most have closed. Leprosy is treatable now and the last remaining lepers are very, VERY old.

There's still one remaining in the US on a small patch of land on the north shore of Molokai. It was going to be closed down, but the elderly residents wanted to keep it. It's notably the one piece of Molokai not part of Maui County.

In fact, it's its own county, the smallest county by land area in the United States.

Set up a leopard colony, fill it with leopards, then send Chris there and see what happens.

The leopards would smell the stench and determine that it was the feces of some large, hideous predator, used to mark its territory, and thus they would steer far away from it.

 

[A-№1]

There's really not a lot of good ways for it to end for chris.

There never were any. It was always going to end badly for Chris.

Chris' life would be a tragedy if it wasn't such a comedy.

Set up a leopard colony, fill it with leopards, then send Chris there and see what happens.

I was thinking dermabrasion, but that would work too, assuming you could convince the leopards to even touch Chris.

 

[Ishtar]

Imagine leopards feasting on his rotting corpse. Imagine him still being alive screaming “Sonichu I’m commin home!” As his guts get ripped out and his throat is emptied of its contents.

Would be so based.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The leopards would smell the stench and determine that it was the feces of some large, hideous predator, used to mark its territory, and thus they would steer far away from it.

Not really they leave there meat in the tree's to rot and make it easeyer to rip chunks off and will select seriously wounded animals as prey over slower yet uninjured ones to speed up the process.

 

[Procrastinhater]

not sure he'd make it to shore.

Are leper colonies still a thing?

I've already considered this. Take a torpedo, strip out the warhead and guidance system and then grease Chris up and shove him inside, then just launch the fat fuck at the beach.
The natives patrol the beaches, just stick some snacks in there to keep him going till they find him.
I'm sure they'll take good care of the demented purple haired troon.
They might even buy his "I am God" act, just give him a laser pen or something and paint him gold first

 

[King Kiwi]

So since the time of Chris's trial is coming up, what exactly is everyone going to do if Chris gets released?

I'd say shit and do whatever, but there's a lot of people that don't like Chris.

There's a lot of people who want to manipulate him and a lot of things he's missed out on in the last year-ish time he's been in jail.

Plus he ain't lookin' too good and doesn't appear to be in great health.

I'm assuming he's going to some halfway house but I'm just wondering what the vast majority of ruckersville, Kiwis, orbiters and weens are planning on doing.

As well as the internet at large who know what a demented raping lunatic he is.

What's it going to be like to be one of the most hated people walking the streets (without being fortunate enough to be able to have somewhere to go or money to use in any real capacity)?

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Are leper colonies still a thing?

Molokai Island has the last US leper colony. Last I heard, the population was 4 or 5. Just let those poor people die in peace without Chris. Let's just put him in Centralia, and let the trolls make him think we merged with the Silent Hill universe. Sockness can dress up as Pyramid Head and stand outside whatever building Chris occupies.

 

[AnOminous]

Molokai Island has the last US leper colony. Last I heard, the population was 4 or 5. Just let those poor people die in peace without Chris. Let's just put him in Centralia, and let the trolls make him think we merged with the Silent Hill universe. Sockness can dress up as Pyramid Head and stand outside whatever building Chris occupies.

There's no real reason for them any more, it can be controlled permanently (although not cured) and with the people in question generally not being infectious with a moderate degree of caution.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

There's no real reason for them any more, it can be controlled permanently (although not cured) and with the people in question generally not being infectious with a moderate degree of caution.

It most definitely can be cured. It's a bacterium, and antibiotics wipe it out, though there's a disturbing trend towards antibiotic-resistance in recent years in the places that it hasn't been eradicated.

What can't be fixed is the physical damage it caused beforehand, hence the reason people stayed at leper colonies even after they cured everyone.

 

[anti SJW]

I can picture Chris getting supervised visits with Barb and ask who is there with Him if it's OK to have sex with Her.

 

[Heckler1]

Gets taken in by trolls and disappears for about a month. Trolls then release pre-recorded videos showing Chris being slowly tortured and murdered while trolls shout "JULAAAY!". His body is never found.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

There's no real reason for them any more, it can be controlled permanently (although not cured) and with the people in question generally not being infectious with a moderate degree of caution.

Right, leprosy was effectively wiped out in nature by WHO in the late 2000s (armadillos still carry it). The people at Molokai chose to stay there due to their physical appearance from the disease but it is now easily treatable. Maybe Chris can become the last victim of the Guinea worm.

 

[AnOminous]

Right, leprosy was effectively wiped out in nature by WHO in the late 2000s (armadillos still carry it). The people at Molokai chose to stay there due to their physical appearance from the disease but it is now easily treatable. Maybe Chris can become the last victim of the Guinea worm.

Apparently it is curable now, but not always, and it often takes a year or even multiple treatments, especially when people screw up (helping more XDR diseases to spread).

 

[A-№1]

Molokai Island has the last US leper colony.

Oh I wasn't talking about a first world leper colony…

Maybe Chris can become the last victim of the Guinea worm.

Unless you can find a way to make cats and dogs and moneys drink through filter straws, there will never be a last victim of the guinea worm. There are too many animal vectors.

Of course that's not saying Chris shouldn't experience it for himself.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Molokai Island has the last US leper colony. Last I heard, the population was 4 or 5. Just let those poor people die in peace without Chris. Let's just put him in Centralia, and let the trolls make him think we merged with the Silent Hill universe. Sockness can dress up as Pyramid Head and stand outside whatever building Chris occupies.

That would be really cool. Sonichu in Silent Hill.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

CWC will agree to a plea deal, which will be time served, a lengthy probation term, and no contact order with Barb. Mark my words!