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to be fair texas is giant and has like 30 million people living there.
Yeah, but it's generally not recommended to even give any hint to what state or country you live in.

I actually agree with you; my mom wasn't qualified to teach me.
If people are going to homeschool their kids they need to hire at least a qualified tutor or something. The story you're telling me is just proof of it.
 
Even though I myself choose to be celibate, I do still understand the appeal of "topping" - as long as protection is worn - as it is just unga bunga penis in hole feel good at the end of the day, but what I have never understood from either perspective is analingus ("rimming" in homo, "eating ass" in negro); especially as it seems to have become such a widespread meme.
 
Even though I myself choose to be celibate, I do still understand the appeal of "topping" - as long as protection is worn - as it is just unga bunga penis in hole feel good at the end of the day, but what I have never understood from either perspective is analingus ("rimming" in homo, "eating ass" in negro); especially as it seems to have become such a widespread meme.
Yeah rimming has absolutely zero appeal to me too. I dont even like receiving it particularly, but will let a guy do it on the strict understanding that it will NOT be reciprocated, because I'll do most anything for love but I wont do THAT
 
Even though I myself choose to be celibate, I do still understand the appeal of "topping" - as long as protection is worn - as it is just unga bunga penis in hole feel good at the end of the day, but what I have never understood from either perspective is analingus ("rimming" in homo, "eating ass" in negro); especially as it seems to have become such a widespread meme.
I think it's one of those "safe horny" type things that was propped up through memes and over-exposure on Twitter and social media in general, along with "dommy mommy" shit. It ticks all the same boxes: it's something that 1. can be theoretically enjoyed by non-straight couples and 2. is inherently degrading and submissive so straight men can post about it without being labelled gooners by twitter leftists.

As for the appeal, it's mainly that butts are fun and enjoyable to touch and play with I'd assume. I don't know if one would ever be clean enough for me to put my mouth near, but I can at least see how the logic can go from 'butts are nice' -> 'i want to put my tongue in a butt,'

What I don't get is why someone would enjoy being eaten out. I don't get the sense it'd feel like anything. A cock I can see feeling like something, but a tongue? Like if I stick my tongue out as far as it can, I can get maybe two inches out, and I know all of that wouldn't be able to get in. Would an inch of something that squishy and soft really feel like anything, let alone something pleasurable?
 
Even though I myself choose to be celibate, I do still understand the appeal of "topping" - as long as protection is worn - as it is just unga bunga penis in hole feel good at the end of the day, but what I have never understood from either perspective is analingus ("rimming" in homo, "eating ass" in negro); especially as it seems to have become such a widespread meme.
That's one thing I never understood. In this day and age, I don't understand hooking up with strangers without using a condom.

Then again, that's because I don't want to get knocked up, lol. Ever since I learned that in hook ups, when you have sex, you also have sex with everyone the other one has fucked, it sounds even more disgusting.

What I don't get is why someone would enjoy being eaten out. I don't get the sense it'd feel like anything. A cock I can see feeling like something, but a tongue?
Since everyone here has dicks apparently and not a vagina, lol, I'll let you know. As a woman who has had that done to me, getting eaten out feels fantastic. I can tell you what it felt like. More sensitive and ticklish, but in a good way. A tongue can do a lot.
 
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>unironic discussions about tonguing anuses
The American society obviously failed to humiliate and ostracise all the degenerates trying to subvert their ways of life since the end of WW2, as they now suffer for it with even their most intolerant and conservative (online) spaces being absolutely infested with decadent rot. Hopefully one day they'll recover and roundhouse kick all of you back into closets.
 
Oh, have I got a fun fact for you guys.

The vagina, during sex, is sensitive and can feel pleasure from anything, including a tongue.

This has been an informative lesson for you all.

The American society obviously failed to humiliate and ostracise all the degenerates trying to subvert their ways of life since the end of WW2, as they now suffer for it with even their most intolerant and conservative (online) spaces being absolutely infested with decadent rot. Hopefully one day they'll recover and roundhouse kick all of you back into closets.
You sound like you need to get laid real bad.
 
even their most intolerant and conservative (online) spaces being absolutely infested
I used to think Kiwi Farms was conservative only until I had the misfortune of stumbling into the Trump Enslavement Syndrome thread AKA Green Reddit, I think you might be overstating the one-sided nature of this site
 
The first girl I contacted turned me away at her doorstep because I look like a 16 year old when I'm shaved and had to go back to the car when asked to show the documents. The next gal I messaged was an average hooker, okay ass but small pointy tits. Came to her apartment, showed her the driver's license that I expected I'd be asked to show, took a quick shower. When I left it I transferred her the money (~90$ for sex + bj w/o condom + finishing in the mouth), she asked me to take off the boxers and lay down, so I did.
Naturally since I just left the shower I was still flaccid, but in like 2 minutes tops after she gobbled it up I was already rock hard, cause holy shit it feels good to be inside of a mouth. The awkward thing was, the next 15-20 minutes she spent sucking on it really fast and we even had to resort to a really speedy handjob because I just couldn't cum, at all. I wasn't flaccid and I was genuinely enjoying it, but I just couldn't finish no matter how hard we tried. After many failed attempts I grew impatient so I just suggested I put it in already, so we got into a missionary position, she puts the condom on and I finally thrust it in.
The feeling of being inside is a bit hard to describe, but to me it felt like my dick was inside of a warm, soft, wet hose that was slightly strangulating it from all sides simultaneously. It's definetly a thing worth feeling at least once in your life, that's for sure. Anyway, as soon as I start thrusting myself in and pulling myself out I realise that having sex is much more physically intense that I imagined it'd be - nothing you can't handle but nonetheless it tires you out. 5-10 minutes passes of me banging her to the best of my abilities and I begin to notice that I'm slowly going flaccid. It's still hard enough to bang but I start slipping out of her. A few more minutes pass and I'm no longer hard enough to put it back in - I jerk it a little, try to put it back in but nothing works so I accept defeat, take a quick shower, bid my farewell to her and drive home with the boys.
Still not completely sure what happened back there - it kinda felt like she chaffed my head when she was blowing me so it stopped being as sensitive as it usually is, or maybe I just wasn't horny enough - but when I went to shower for the second, I didn't even feel any regret or sadness, my thoughts were more along the lines of "oh well, shit happens and it felt good regardless". I spent this evening feeling good, and me being unable to cum simply felt like a missed opportunity, rather than an outright failure that'd ruin the whole day.

tl;dr I got rock hard at one point but I couldn't finish. The whole ordeal can be described as "pleasurable" - it felt really good in the moment but overall it was nothing extraordinary (maybe that's because I wasn't drunk lolz).
Here were go again.
 
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>unironic discussions about tonguing anuses
The American society obviously failed to humiliate and ostracise all the degenerates trying to subvert their ways of life since the end of WW2, as they now suffer for it with even their most intolerant and conservative (online) spaces being absolutely infested with decadent rot. Hopefully one day they'll recover and roundhouse kick all of you back into closets.


Let's take advice from our wise friend Sam Hyde:
"Round up the gays
Put them in vans
Export them to far-away lands"
 
>Notice gay thread in active threads
>Stop by to see why
>Gays discussing how much they dislike doing gay shit
>Gay thread is actually CHUDs larping as gays
>CHUDS reading gay thread scared that they are actually gay
 
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