💥 Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01 - Batshit crazy mother of "influencer" Lillee Jean Trueman.

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Idk much about him, tho check the quote i added in. Was when I took a glance at his channel back when Primink made a small comment about the guy, and the dude took it upon himself to act like a bit of a sped over it.
I agree that he probably isn't thread material, but an definitely important figure in the Jeaniesphere. I skimmed through those few streams. It's mainly just autistic rambling with some defense of her analytics sprinkled in. He's a waste of time and energy in my opinion, save for a few moments of spergery, such as that wonderful Primink "dox". Maybe we'll get a few more in the future.

iamlaur67 is filled with more justiceforbrenda insanity. It really convinces you to think that her sister's murder is behind Laur's paranoia and mentality.
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Also, I found Lillee's awful gfycat if you want to check out a few looping nightmares.

 
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You guys have lost the newest episode of this batshit crazy telenovela!


In this Instagram live, she talks about her "boyfriend", Pheepy.

Pheepy (full name Philippe) is 26/28, was born in December 1993/1991, has absolutely no online presence, has never been featured on her Instagram nor mentioned before this particular livestream, and is a French diplomat who has lived in the US all his life.

LJ says that the two of them have known each other since childhood because he's a family friend, and her first memories of him go back to when she was 9. They have allegedly been dating for five years, and LJ proudly proclaims that she was 14 and he was 23.

This information doesn't make any kind of sense, as, if he turned 26 in the year in which she turned 18, it would've meant that he was 22 when she was 14. She claims that their age gap is of nine years, when in reality it would be of eight. She also had problems recounting how old he was when she was 9, making it clear that this person isn't real.

When people began questioning her about this age difference and the fact that she was a minor when they began dating, she said that when an adult is dating a minor, the situation is not so "black and white" and it's not like adult will end up in jail for sure. She says that, as long as the parents are okay with the relationship, it's perfectly fine and doesn't break any laws. She proceeds to say that even if people reported them, nothing would have happened to Pheepy because her parents were ready to say that it was fine.

She then claims that Laur has worked "with the law" and knows these things, so they were sure everything was fine.

This caused a lot of concern and backlash to stir around her, because she was either a victim of grooming, or she was lying about having a boyfriend and, in the meantime, encouraging her extremely young followers to get into relationships with much older men.

Laur jumped into the scene to try to fix this mess, and somehow, made everything even worse:

In this video, Laur talks about Pheepy and says that he is a family friend who met LJ when she was 9 and he was 18, pushing onto the fact that there is a nine year age difference between them.

She says that they didn't begin dating until LJ was 15 and a half (she sounds so much like Onision here), and that they did nothing but hang out together in the living room until she became of age, and that there surely nothing fishy going on the whole time because she was always there.

She also clarifies that, even if she has "worked with the law", she has never heard of the term child grooming before, and when she looked it up, she was disgusted by the mere thought that people would think that a person as lovely as Pheepy would do something like that to her precious daughter. She repeats again and again that the guy is very much real and in a healthy, balanced relationship with LJ.

Laur then proceeds to end the video by saying that her daughter was not encouraging young fans to get into relationships with older people, and that everybody should just mind their own businesses.

Hilariously enough, people have been pointing out that Philippe was the name of Belle's horse in Beauty and the Beast, a Disney movie that takes place in France and is from November 1991, meaning that in 2019, it turned 28. Due to the lack of proof of Pheepy's existence (how is it possible that a French diplomat cannot be tracked down), many believe that LJ and Laur took inspiration from that.
 
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Hilariously enough, people have ben pointing out that Philippe was the name of Belle's horse in Beauty and the Beast, a Disney movie that takes place in France and is from November 1991, meaning that in 2019, it turned 28. Due to the lack of proof of Pheepy's existence (how is it possible that a French diplomat cannot be track down), many believe that LJ and Laur took inspiration from that.

Hold the phone. You're not telling me that Laur Trueman is so inept at social media that she's trying to stir up controversy through a possible child grooming/abuse case (which is one of the worst ways to become famous on the internet) and it's probably fake since it's a Disney reference?

I think that this is the ONLY thread you'll find something that exceptional, holy shit. Though if the conjecture was right about Lillee having Williams Syndrome, I actually wouldn't be surprised if Laur actually did allow a strange man to take advantage of her.
 
Hold the phone. You're not telling me that Laur Trueman is so inept at social media that she's trying to stir up controversy through a possible child grooming/abuse case (which is one of the worst ways to become famous on the internet) and it's probably fake since it's a Disney reference?

I think that this is the ONLY thread you'll find something that exceptional, holy shit. Though if the conjecture was right about Lillee having Williams Syndrome, I actually wouldn't be surprised if Laur actually did allow a strange man to take advantage of her.
I don't think she's trying to stir controversy, I think she wanted to make LJ sound like a cool girl after it came to the surface that most of her followers are bots.

From what I remember, until a few years ago, it was considered to be incredibly cool for a young, high school aged girl, to have a boyfriend in college, if not older. By teens it was considered cool, by adults it was considered to be a lot more acceptable (one of the book series I used to read when I was a young lass had a main couple that was formed by a girl that was 14 and her boyfriend was 18, and none of the other characters seemed to be bothered by it, and the author was a woman in her thirties).

Nah, I honestly think it's bullshit. If she had a boyfriend, don't you think she would put pictures of him everywhere, just like how pictures of events and meets and greets are continually posted?

Also, they keep saying that he's a family friend, meaning that his family also lives in the US and he was most likely born there, meaning that there is no possibility for him to be a French diplomat. Not to mention that Wikipedia offers a list of French diplomats and ambassadors, and the only men named Philippe are Philippe-Antoine Grouvelle (born 1758, died 1806) and Philippe Étienne (born 1955).

So... yeah, they most definitely made him up.
 
Hilariously enough, people have been pointing out that Philippe was the name of Belle's horse in Beauty and the Beast, a Disney movie that takes place in France and is from November 1991, meaning that in 2019, it turned 28. Due to the lack of proof of Pheepy's existence (how is it possible that a French diplomat cannot be tracked down), many believe that LJ and Laur took inspiration from that.
Aha! Crazy horse-fuckers confirmed.
 
More evidence that this is fake: No grown man, especially one who is in a high-profile profession like international diplomacy, is going to call himself Pheepy. That is a name only someone with the mentality of a person who still has their baby teeth would come up with.

I am going to come out and say rather than claim a breakup later, she's going to claim that she changed his name and age to "respect his privacy".

Edit to Add: I should say that despite the fact that he is fake, I am convinced that Lillee Jean is a victim of grooming. But it wasn't a boyfriend, it was her parents. Hence the fucked up sexual content/displays.
 
This girl has some good clips and Laur hates her. Also LJ apparently had no prior awareness of the word "interaction"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gbQVfx38hKs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TQGeEZnFPs8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rpWLLpOla3g
I started watching Tatiana when she did videos on Onision, but honestly I find her so irritating. She says the same thing over and over again, she misses key points, she stumbles over her words, et cetera. Her livestream where she read an Onision book got so bloody annoying that I turned it off before she even finished one chapter.

That said, the information she has is good. I just wish it was someone else who had it.
 
Laur jumped into the scene to try to fix this mess, and somehow, made everything even worse:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=h7eyH_G0bQ8In this video, Laur talks about Pheepy and says that he is a family friend who met LJ when she was 9 and he was 18, pushing onto the fact that there is a nine year age difference between them.

Lily is nineteen so making up a story like that can be seen as normal for her age; even when it’s obvious fiction. Girls seem to do this a lot on social media and I could give her a pass easily after a few jokes about it. Laur getting involved made the teenage attention-seeking story really creepy and raised way too many flags for sadism on her part. I’m assuming she was too focused on covering for Lily and making the story sound believable that she didn’t cover her own ass in the process.

I think being called out and having a 22 minute video of your mom on YouTube, not wearing make-up or a bra and with her knockers sagging to the floor and making the situation much worse, would be punishment enough if she just quit talking about it. Unfortunately for these two attention-seeking and e-celeb wanna-bes they’ll never let it go until they feel enough people believe them or something “more important“ distracts their attention away from it.
 
He would have done jail time in NJ whether the parents approved of the relationship or not. Seen it happen and not too far from where I suspect they live..
 
More evidence that this is fake: No grown man, especially one who is in a high-profile profession like international diplomacy, is going to call himself Pheepy. That is a name only someone with the mentality of a person who still has their baby teeth would come up with.

I am going to come out and say rather than claim a breakup later, she's going to claim that she changed his name and age to "respect his privacy".

Edit to Add: I should say that despite the fact that he is fake, I am convinced that Lillee Jean is a victim of grooming. But it wasn't a boyfriend, it was her parents. Hence the fucked up sexual content/displays.
Not to mention that we live in a post Jeffrey Epstein, MeToo movement world. If a politician were to be in a relationship with a girl much younger than him, a relationship that began when she was extremely young, said politician would do everything in his power to try to cover it up and make sure no one says anything about it.

No, I think that they will do nothing about it for the time being. Maybe they will come up with the story of how they broke up but are still friends and now LJ is seeing another man, but in a few months. Making them "break up" now that "everybody" is talking about it would be too suspicious.


Lily is nineteen so making up a story like that can be seen as normal for her age; even when it’s obvious fiction. Girls seem to do this a lot on social media and I could give her a pass easily after a few jokes about it. Laur getting involved made the teenage attention-seeking story really creepy and raised way too many flags for sadism on her part. I’m assuming she was too focused on covering for Lily and making the story sound believable that she didn’t cover her own ass in the process.
I'm not particularly old, but at 19 I and my friends were already thinking about moving out, going to school and working, drinking and smoking too much just to regret it the next day and doing it back again as soon as the headache was gone. We were too busy just trying to survive and act like adults to come up with imaginary boyfriends and girlfriends.

But Lillee Jean is incredibly sheltered, probably affected by a syndrome that carries with itself a slight mental disability, and lives in a land of fantasy where her only friend is her delusional mother. She may be 19 on paper, but the way she speaks and writes and her mannerism in general makes me think of a much younger girl, maybe not even a teenager.

She has never interacted with people her age, and she only seems to get out of the house for that Instagram sham Laur is trying to turn into a profitable career.

It really feels like something that came out of the fantasy of a child, one of those "I have a boyfriend but he goes to another school and you can't meet him" stories that we believed when we were 7. Like... they could have built Pheepy as a secret admirer; buy roses and write a card signed by "The man that loves you most" or whatever other romantic shit they can come up with. It's just so weird and overly specific.

They wrapped themselves in a narrative that is bigger than them and are now stumbling around.
 
She has never interacted with people her age, and she only seems to get out of the house for that Instagram sham Laur is trying to turn into a profitable career.
If she's of 'normal' intelligence and not predisposed to being a sped then that's probably why her expressions are so batshit: she's mimicking cartoon characters all day instead of learning how normal real people emote. She's probably too lazy/egotistical to improve herself and anyone who might tell her to stop smiling like that will get shunned for being a hater.
 
In light of this boyfriend nonsense let us remark on L&L’s bizarre use of Yiddish. Looking at past videos and streams, you’ll see Laur using Jewish phrases in a hilariously uncomfortable way. It appears to be rubbing off on her little schmoolie. DBB60CD8-6B87-4680-AF63-AE02F237BA4A.jpeg
 
More highly professional behavior from Laur. Apparently she finds the idea of a person paying for their own life as an adult and being old enough to drink baffling.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a6ixMtUBuA8

Ok, so this video is far longer than it should be (tbh could of been cut down to 10mins at most).
So let me rundown the what relevant shit was said so folks don’t have to sit through it.

-Tatiana thinks Laur is activity trying to dox her, which she probably is.
-Laur thinks everyone that leaves a hate comment on her video is that Diana women on sock accs
-Laur spergs out calling Tatiana a child/immature adult. Tatiana spergs back saying she pays bills and can buy boozes (Tatiana goes on about this for a lot of the video for some reason)
-Laur hits Tatiana with false copyright strikes on her Lillee Video’s. When Tatiana asked why she did this Laur claimed it was her lawyer, then blackmails Tatiana saying she’ll tell her lawyer to stop if she stops talking about Lillee and her. The strike was made my Laur and not a lawyer and YouTube didn’t allowed it to go through so Tatianas vids are fine.
 
They wrapped themselves in a narrative that is bigger than them and are now stumbling around.
That pretty much sums up the entire Lillee Jean and Laur saga. They couldn't maintain the narrative that LJ was a highly successful "influencer" within the MUA community, despite her huge number of followers, and when people started to investigate who this Lillee Jean kid was, the only thing Laur could do was chimp out and deploy her army of sockpuppets.

They built this grandiose fantasy around LJ as a major "influencer" in the MUA community, and bought her a huge number of followers. But they never stopped to think it through, and contemplate whether the fantasy they'd constructed could stand up to even the mildest questioning. Buying hundreds of thousands of followers, yet never stopping to think, "Wait--there's no point in having over a million paid followers, because they won't like or comment on posts, or share them. Big brands aren't going to give us sponsorship deals when we have no engagement to speak of, because it will be obvious to anybody who understands social media that our following is nothing more than a million accounts made by disinterested Indian and Chinese people who just wanted the money," is just idiotic. Nobody who knows how the world actually works would be that clueless. But apparently, Laur is.

One thing that makes Laur such a tremendous lolcow is her sheer arrogance. She thinks she's so much smarter and more knowledgeable than everybody else, when, in fact, she's much dumber and more ignorant (and far crazier) than an awful lot of people, but is too arrogant to recognize it. She honestly seems to think that other people are too dumb to see through the whopping lies she tells about LJ and herself (or that LJ cooks up on her own), and is shocked when those stories are questioned. And since she has no solid answers (because the stories are shoddy and never thought through to their logical conclusion), the best she can do is screech and flail wildly and hurl accusations and threats of legal action at those who question her or LJ. And while she may retreat for a while, she never fucking learns--as we're seeing here.

She's got to be absolute hell to deal with in real life.
 
That pretty much sums up the entire Lillee Jean and Laur saga. They couldn't maintain the narrative that LJ was a highly successful "influencer" within the MUA community, despite her huge number of followers, and when people started to investigate who this Lillee Jean kid was, the only thing Laur could do was chimp out and deploy her army of sockpuppets.

They built this grandiose fantasy around LJ as a major "influencer" in the MUA community, and bought her a huge number of followers. But they never stopped to think it through, and contemplate whether the fantasy they'd constructed could stand up to even the mildest questioning. Buying hundreds of thousands of followers, yet never stopping to think, "Wait--there's no point in having over a million paid followers, because they won't like or comment on posts, or share them. Big brands aren't going to give us sponsorship deals when we have no engagement to speak of, because it will be obvious to anybody who understands social media that our following is nothing more than a million accounts made by disinterested Indian and Chinese people who just wanted the money," is just idiotic. Nobody who knows how the world actually works would be that clueless. But apparently, Laur is.

One thing that makes Laur such a tremendous lolcow is her sheer arrogance. She thinks she's so much smarter and more knowledgeable than everybody else, when, in fact, she's much dumber and more ignorant (and far crazier) than an awful lot of people, but is too arrogant to recognize it. She honestly seems to think that other people are too dumb to see through the whopping lies she tells about LJ and herself (or that LJ cooks up on her own), and is shocked when those stories are questioned. And since she has no solid answers (because the stories are shoddy and never thought through to their logical conclusion), the best she can do is screech and flail wildly and hurl accusations and threats of legal action at those who question her or LJ. And while she may retreat for a while, she never fucking learns--as we're seeing here.

She's got to be absolute hell to deal with in real life.
She'll have you know she WILL speak to the manager about this. Laur seems the type to pull that, anyway. How can she explain away the Pheep situation, though?
 
She'll have you know she WILL speak to the manager about this. Laur seems the type to pull that, anyway. How can she explain away the Pheep situation, though?
She can’t, no one can. But she won’t even take a more sane course of action to whisk it away and move on to other bullshitery. It’s what makes her a true lolcow, bloated with sweet milk.
 
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