💥 Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01 - Batshit crazy mother of "influencer" Lillee Jean Trueman.

[Donbasstard]

This is very hypothetical, but considering how naïve Lillie is, what is the chance that she's not a virgin?

I guess it depends on how much of a gentleman a French diplomat happens to be.
In all seriousness though, I wouldn’t put it past Laur to pimp her daughter out to some shady ‘producer’ for the promise of fame.

 

[Enoby Way]

This is very hypothetical, but considering how naïve Lillie is, what is the chance that she's not a virgin?

Three options. A, she is one, B, she isn't one because she had consensual sex, or C, she isn't one because she was raped/abused. What else is there to say?

Honestly not an appealing hypothetical to explore, especially because she acts so childishly. It feels like asking this question about a minor.

 

[Meredith Swift]

We haven't covered enough pasture too play psychic yet. But looking at the near future, she'll most likely just get into more ridiculous drama minisagas.

I definitely read that wrong and thought you were implying that Lillee's next schtick was to pretend to be psychic a la the long island medium
And that, I think, would be an incredible saga

 

[tasty humane burger]

Was sent the Primink video about Lillee today and immediately came to the Farms to see if these lunatics had a thread. I am not disappointed and I have been crying with laughter at every single page of this absolute goldmine.

Not sure if this has been mentioned but alongside all her fake comments there seems to be comments for verified accounts, but nobody famous. I dont think these are her sockpuppets but I guess equally as boring people who paid their way to followers. Just wondering if there is a service to get 'verified' comments on your posts? Can't seem to find anything specific.

I feel kinda bad for Lillee who seems to have went through life having no friends and even her 'fame' on social media is all a lie created by her mum with the only people taking an interest being degenerates like us.

 

[SourPatch Skittle]

This is very hypothetical, but considering how naïve Lillie is, what is the chance that she's not a virgin?

Lillee and her mother have both claimed that LJ lost her virginity at the Onision age of 18 1/2 in a very romantic evening where she was attended to both emotionally and sexually - It’s a truly disturbing thought

 

[Mister Dodo]

https://m.youtube.com/watchv=wntSMzYsTo

Steve McRae’s retardation has been discussed on this thread before, but how much lolcow potential do you all think he may have hidden inside? Apparently he was involved in the “Non-Sequiter Show” which took place within what seems to be a drama-rich shitmunity. It probably fell apart, and Steve left to found his own stream (the one that L&L joined). However, this one looks like a shittier repeat of the original. His repeat guest “Cheshire” might be a budding lolcalf as well.

 

[Annie Adderall]

Lillee Jean’s Mom Laur Update May 2020

Let’s Talk Shall We? Me First. NOTE: Thought of the day. Maybe I should have my own YouTube Channel where we can all talk and have coffee?

www.youtube.com

New vid from mommy! Laur speaks of her murdered sister, that one time she had stage 3A cancer and nearly died, and complains that people are calling her a boomer. She identified herself as "not delusional but someone with the ability to want to break anything in my path that is going to hurt my daughter."

 

[Meredith Swift]

Lillee Jean’s Mom Laur Update May 2020

Let’s Talk Shall We? Me First. NOTE: Thought of the day. Maybe I should have my own YouTube Channel where we can all talk and have coffee?

www.youtube.com

New vid from mommy! Laur speaks of her murdered sister, that one time she had stage 3A cancer and nearly died, and complains that people are calling her a boomer. She identified herself as "not delusional but someone with the ability to want to break anything in my path that is going to hurt my daughter."

Laur claiming that someone doxxed her and her information is still up on a "Black Website" my sides

edit to avoid double posting: Laur truly sees herself as Kris Jenner when she's actually DeeDee Blanchard-meets-Misty Henry

 

[Mister Dodo]

Lillee Jean’s Mom Laur Update May 2020

Let’s Talk Shall We? Me First. NOTE: Thought of the day. Maybe I should have my own YouTube Channel where we can all talk and have coffee?

www.youtube.com

New vid from mommy!

As expected, Laur is sperging out in the comments.

And in this moment of lolcowery, let us once again reflect on Laur’s mannerisms. Seasoned Jeaniez are no stranger to her odd bastardization of names. Nick Rekieta becomes Riccota, Arpanet becomes Armpit, and now Diane Awesomelazer is Appleseed. Congrats Diane, you’ve made it. Your reward for this shoutout is a legal threat and ongoing harassment. It’ll never end.

 

[Enoby Way]

Archive?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Archive:

 

[70 is the New 89]

Archive:
Lillee Jean’s Mom Laur Update May 2020.mp4

“As we say in Jewish”.
Yiddish, Laur. The word you’re looking for is Yiddish.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

“As we say in Trump's Chosen”.
Yiddish, Laur. The word you’re looking for is Yiddish.

She's such a fucking transparent loser. I have known so many people like her. "I'm 1/64 Israelite Princess so you're being anti-semitic to call out my bullshit."

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I'm reading through the thread but I'm lazy as all hell, so soz if this has already been discussed...

Do we know anything about the story of this prodigious polymath's birth? Her Dad is as old as Methuselah and they were married for aeons before this one perfect child appeared who is definitely not a bit of a genetic oopsie in any way. I'm wondering if this precious star child they have trapped in the attic is the end result of many years pining then a very expensive test tube intervention* so has become the laser-point focus of a manic stage mom. You know how mental some women get about kids, the need a absolutely consumes them and if they do finally get one the poor wee bastard is not only exceptional but doomed to a life of idolation. Laur gives off that mad-kid-lady that you just know would have 63 cats all dressed in dolly outfits if she hadn't been blessed with the Chosen One, complete with "unique and interesting" name. .

Unless there was an immaculate conception. Oooooo, holy fuck, gorls. We might be calling out the new Jesus here. Tho you'd think Jesusette would at least have the basics of eyeliner down...


*not expensive enough. Bits of Lillee didn't make it into the tube and the materials themselves were aged beyond prime. Maybe Laur used Jaclyn Hill's lipstick lab to produce her miracle child?

 

[Meredith Swift]

I'm reading through the thread but I'm lazy as all hell, so soz if this has already been discussed...

Do we know anything about the story of this prodigious polymath's birth? Her Dad is as old as Methuselah and they were married for aeons before this one perfect child appeared who is definitely not a bit of a genetic oopsie in any way. I'm wondering if this precious star child they have trapped in the attic is the end result of many years pining then a very expensive test tube intervention* so has become the laser-point focus of a manic stage mom. You know how mental some women get about kids, the need a absolutely consumes them and if they do finally get one the poor wee bastard is not only exceptional but doomed to a life of idolation. Laur gives off that mad-kid-lady that you just know would have 63 cats all dressed in dolly outfits if she hadn't been blessed with the Chosen One, complete with "unique and interesting" name. .

Unless there was an immaculate conception. Oooooo, holy fuck, gorls. We might be calling out the new Jesus here. Tho you'd think Jesusette would at least have the basics of eyeliner down...


*not expensive enough. Bits of Lillee didn't make it into the tube and the materials themselves were aged beyond prime. Maybe Laur used Jaclyn Hill's lipstick lab to produce her miracle child?

I've been thinking about that a lot too. Laur did mention having cervical cancer multiple times, so I suspect either Lillee is her "miracle baby" or she was adopted after her bio mum gave her up because of the Williams syndrome. I think the former is probably more likely but what do I know

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I've been thinking about that a lot too. Laur did mention having cervical cancer multiple times, so I suspect either Lillee is her "miracle baby" or she was adopted after her bio mum gave her up because of the Williams syndrome. I think the former is probably more likely but what do I know

Either way, I hope this mere speculation is enough to get us recognition in Laur's Big Book of Cyberbowlies.

Besides, she writes pure insane letters to Dear Leader who then wonders why the kiwi gels are driving the cows to such frothing lunacy that he's being cursed to eternal damnation over lipstick. Meanwhile, Lillee just thinks we're howwid meanies and the world wouldn't be so howwible if we'd just stop being so...howwid.

We need a Lillee/Kailynn collab. I could die happy then.

 

[Maw]

Laur claiming that someone doxxed her and her information is still up on a "Black Website" my sides

Maybe she means it’s on world star

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Tater Tatiana posted an update that heavily implies that she will be taking legal action against Laur a couple days ago, btw.

Edit: Post Included now.

 

[Mister Dodo]

According to the good people of Lolcow Farms L&L moved (again) too a location within their old neighborhood. Apparently they have an irl "stalker", which was sperged over after Laur found an image of their residence online (taken from street view, of course).

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Is she gonna keep moving after finding photos of her residences?