KiwiFarms threads that you deliberately try to avoid? - Can be Lolcow-specific or not

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Threads that have a suspicious amount of users who singularly post in that specific thread and never in any other thread
 
I haven’t read the Sammie Bushart thread in ages. It used to just be some fat retard shacking up with her Nigger Of The Week and claiming to be pregnant with new babies every day with fucked up ghetto names. Now it’s a circus of literal mentally disabled women getting pregnant by ghoulish strung-out men, drinking throughout, and birthing more retards to smoke around and neglect while they take selfies. The unfortunate soul known as Nutella Baby is in the top 5 things I wish I hadn’t seen online. That thread is fucked.
 
I don't care about the rekieta (I can't even remember how to spell his name) or bossmanjack. That stuff is just depressing. I don't outright avoid the tranny stuff, but most of the time I know it's gonna make me mad/depressed so I largely ignore it until I feel like I need a dose of abyss gazing. The men/women hate threads are retarded and I do not like anyone involved. There should just be a "We Live In A Soyciety" thread so we can all agree that it sucks in this godless postmodern world.
 
New editions now that I've spent more time here:

-Threads where 90% of the content is thinly veiled poop touching because the cow has an account and argues with the users all day. Aforementioned Zoeyniggers and the Claudio incident come to mind. Just impossible and obnoxious to read if you aren't personally invested in the cow as a person, which should never be the case to begin with.

-Threads on more spergy fandoms (furry, games, etc.) even when the cow is interesting tend to attract troons who powerlevel and sneak fencesitter takes that'd get them lambasted anywhere else on the site. They're usually protected and insulated by well meaning thread regulars. Puppychan / Autumn's thread over the past year comes to mind.
 
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The Sam Hyde thread is so fucking bad, it’s faggots on all sides having the most worthless arguments about who is really the bigger fag
the problem with the Sam Hyde threads is that they're full of Sam Hyde fans (i.e. retarded 4chan wiggers)
 
Anything involving furries or troons; the latter of which was only interesting when it was Yaniv, Keffals, or Fong Jones assfucking the site with his Google clout. I also feel when Elon hijacked Twatter for the greater good, troons stopped being as fun a lolcow in general.
Vtubers/Vtumors due to them being inherently plagued with schizo discourse.
Modern DSP and Chris-chan.
 
not specifically a thread, but in the gore threads if I see children or dogs/cats being killed I skip the post and say a quick prayer. adults fucking up? yay, funny haha. kids? I'm sad as fuck.
 
Completely agree, Zoey thread is probably the worst thread on the entire site. There are niggers there who literally have dreams about her and are in love with her (@BinaricHate) and niggers who fantasize about her shoving things up her vagina. Total zoeynigger death.
I think the worst ones are the people who treat her like their surrogate retarded daughter. The pseudo-foster parent dynamic with a lolcow can't end well, and it gets these users overly attached to her.
Zoey herself is just not funny or interesting either, she only got noticed when she a-logged Nicholas Talbott, but as with many a-logs she turned out to be just as autistic as him. Her 15 minutes of fame were over, and she started being boring the moment she turned her own thread into her own psychiatric therapy session/spergatorium. At least with Talbott, there is something to talk about on nearly daily bases since that nigger has tens of thousands of sock accounts and pretty much lives on twitter.
 
well meaning thread regulars
Usually fence-sitters or tumblr/twitterfags who don't announce it and enable it. I know the phenomenom you mean, it's really boring when they sit and sperg about fandom stuff no one else cares about and have to go on about how their laughing at the cow is totally legit because they aren't alt-right chuddies and they RESPECT the PRONOUNS unlike the REST of the forums, okay?

Boooooring. Especially when the cow itself has become completely insulated from all consequences and is stuck in a cycle where nothing really happens.
 
A lot of the videogame threads are becoming an echo chamber of crying about non-existent trannies and potential fuck-ups to the point where it's becoming common where there'll be a post that basically says "Erm, lmao this game is garbage and filled with troon fags, I don't even play it btw!" It's getting annoying how none of the videogame discussion threads actually have a discussion about the games themselves and instead users cry and bitch and moan about the usual shit of trannies, gays, niggers, whatever. But that's the entire site to be honest.
 
A lot of the videogame threads are becoming an echo chamber of crying about non-existent trannies and potential fuck-ups to the point where it's becoming common where there'll be a post that basically says "Erm, lmao this game is garbage and filled with troon fags, I don't even play it btw!" It's getting annoying how none of the videogame discussion threads actually have a discussion about the games themselves and instead users cry and bitch and moan about the usual shit of trannies, gays, niggers, whatever. But that's the entire site to be honest.
I call it Kiwi’s Law: the longer a thread or discussion goes on Kiwi Farms, the inevitability of someone bringing up tranny shit apropos of nothing goes up to 100%. Since trannies are openly ridiculed, rightfully so, you get a lot of fags that take out their rage and frustration on them because it’s a safe target. It ruins a lot of discussion here. The tranny monomania some have is pretty disturbing.
 
I avoid the Epstein-related stuff, because clearly nothing is going to change about it. And in the longshot chance it does, then so be it.
 
  • The only tranny threads I touch are community/agregate threads. 99% of the current stinkditch cows are boring lefties whose only content is "hey laugh at this person for saying the same repetitive shit every other person on twitter says" and people armchairing over it. At least the general threads sample from a wider variety of cows & usually focus on topics that are entertaining on their own.
  • Any cows that require you to develop a parasocial relationship to be interested in. Ralph, Rekeita, DSP, etc. These guys are only relevant to those who are personally invested in them, they offer very little to people not autistically obsessed with them. This also include Nu-Chris
  • Most of the gaming threads. They're infested with A&H retards who turn them all into circlejerks and then wonder why the threads die because nobody wants to post in them.
  • A lot of the zoosadism threads. Million Pity I keep up with, but a lot of them get shit up by retards and people doing that to threads about animal welfare make my blood boil in a way I'm just not strong enough to handle.
  • Pretty much everything outside of BP that involves women as a topic of discussion because it draws in some of the most brain dead woman-hating retards I've ever seen in my life.
 
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