Kiwi Farms Therapy Thread - When you (or others) wisely decided to use KF as your therapy center

[AMHOLIO]

Some people seem to not be able to hold their spagetti even though Null makes it clear that this place isn't a blog nor is it a good place to voice your eccentricities and problems to. But sometimes, Kiwis do it anyway. Post either your own blogposts/ powerlevwling here or other people deciding to powerlevel to their fellow Kiwis.

 

[Orphaned Punk]

therapy centet​

Pitiable Kiwis who have no place to power level or complain about very specific problems.
I.E. Gorltalking about disgusting fucking trannies.

I'm under the impression it's modus operandi to ignore them until they do something that makes them a sanctioned lolcow to dox and laugh at until they indirectly kill themselves.

 

[AMHOLIO]

*spelling error*

This is why you don't phonepost and run kids. Fixed.

I'm under the impression it's modus operandi to ignore them until they do something that makes them a sanctioned lolcow to dox and laugh at until they indirectly kill themselves.

It's a good idea and I don't discourage that. I'm putting this here anyways to see what happens.

 

[YWNBAM]

Powerleveling, huh? Alrighty, Imma drop a severely important piece of information that no doubt will help to expose my secret futanari loli fat gay furries bluesky account in the future.

Ready? Here it goes...

Spoiler: The truth

im eating lays with sour cream and onion rn. It's alright.

 

[We Are The Witches]

You know there's a lot of LARPing on here.

And I think it's a tradition in Kiwifarms, where some random new user will come here and have a >10 page thread discussing the ethics of some stupid shit, like lewd behaviour on roller-coasters or something, having schizo-psychic powers after drinking Gatorade, or having specific wrinkles meaning you're a true heterosexual Aryan.

 

[Soso]

Post either your own blogposts

I ate an apple. It was delicious.

 

[Jorji]

I'm a black trans jew.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Salinger]

I'm a Nazbol

 

[BradeRunna]

It's the internet. Of course, people are going to bitch and complain. Have you ever seen social media? It's all people fucking do on there. Mostly women though.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

I'm still surprised every day at the number of retards that come onto the "archive everything, forget nothing" autistic detective website and just babble about everything going through their heads.

 

[Memes Cat]

You know there's a lot of LARPing on here.

And I think it's a tradition in Kiwifarms, where some random new user will come here and have a >10 page thread discussing the ethics of some stupid shit, like lewd behaviour on roller-coasters or something, having schizo-psychic powers after drinking Gatorade, or having specific wrinkles meaning you're a true heterosexual Aryan.

It's a Rite of Passage here you might say or is that Right of Passing? I dunno I don't have my Doctorate in Online Autism... yet.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I spent most of my childhood in therapy and I hate it.

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

It is alright. You just have to find the right people.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I spent most of my childhood in therapy and I hate it.

It is alright. You just have to find the right people.

Only like two or three school counselers/therapists ever did good for me, shit's likely even more rare nowadays honestly. Actual non-forced talk helps for sure, though.

I'm still surprised every day at the number of retards that come onto the "archive everything, forget nothing" autistic detective website and just babble about everything going through their heads.

I'm more concerned by the growing trend of framing archival or just talk about goofy stuff as "shit nobody cares about" by post 2020 something join dates. the more recent of those join dates also do shit like THIS so that's DOUBLY fucking concerning.

 

[Spud]

I'm a licensed profession and in my humble opinion you have two options. KYS or go to Mexico, doing coke and fucking hookers then KYS.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm a licensed profession and in my humble opinion you have two options. KYS or go to Mexico, doing coke and fucking hookers then KYS.

Ralph needs to pay you more for your time.

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

Only like two or three school counselers/therapists ever did good for me, shit's likely even more rare nowadays honestly. Actual non-forced talk helps for sure, though.

School counselors are not there for you, they are there for school/goverment. They are what HR is for corpos.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I had to bury a body today. I didn't get to turn them into a servitor to act as my personal candle lighter like I threatened to do to them because they're from a pretty powerful family and that kind of thing is frowned upon.

Pretty bummed about it to be honest.