Kingdom Hearts III - Or How to make the most convoluted video game plot ever

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Haramburger said:
You can't tell what's better with Kingdom Hearts; the parodies and fanfiction, or the actual plot.
Nomura is lucky they're fun to play as games, because if this was a walking simulator-type game or a movie/show, it would make less sense than The Room. :story:
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Donald Singing "Simple and Clean" is better. Pretty sure the fabled FF7 remark isn't going to deliver, either.
 
I just wanted Sora and his friends to resolve everything and go back home and have a happy ending. 2 kinda provided that, but then the epilogue said, "NOPE. There's More!"

Glad I ditched the series when I did.
 
With this crowd, the consensus generally seems to be "play the game, skip the story", which I can agree with; excluding some stupid ideas (i'm not skilled enough to use a card system ffs and don't get me started on the grind that's "abilities" in BBS), the combat's pretty entertaining and when you pull off a nice combo, it's satisfying.

Love that leak tho; that's actually hilarious. Everyone's been trolled in one fell swoop.
 
The new combat system is a shit ton of crazy fun. Despite the fact that Sora supposedly lost his power he is tougher than ever -- it's quite a nice transition from game to game experiencing him becoming stronger and stronger to the point of near fucking OP he is here. You can clean a room of bad guys in a couple swoops. The attraction attacks are nuts and make the fights a little too easy, but using them (especially the tea cups and the water ride) feels like I'm having as much fun as the characters themselves. Square just went all out "fuck it" when it came to the combat lmao. It's sheer insanity and I gotta say I'm having a damn good time.
 
So I been thinking about getting the game soon is it any good ?
 
Agent Wet said:
So I been thinking about getting the game soon is it any good ?
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It is surprisingly good. They worked pretty hard and definitely made other developers with insane delays look bad with a decent product.
Only complaint is that the mini games are way more fun to the point that you start to hate the battle system because damnit I want more recipes for Remy
Well that and a dumb story line but I doubt most folks care about that anymore...
 
Imagine actually using attractions for anything other than the related trophy
 
I bought this game for my spouse, I have no idea what the fuck is happening but my only take away is Sora's ass is thicc on the title screen and I feel uncomfortable.

Are there really no FF characters?

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also loool at hearing haley joel osment try sounding 12 or whatever again. Sounds like when I'm mocking kids voices.

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wish I was in the timeline where it was a FF x Loony Tunes crossover.
 
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Here's a Moist Meter review:


Yeah, it seems like the gameplay and presentation if good but the story is eh. Never was a big fan of how underused the FF parts of the crossover were, sabotaging mako reactors or helping Cecil become a Paladin sounds like a lot more fun than finding honey for Winnie the Pooh or having a heart attack every time you think you got caught doing those embarrassing singing parts in the Little Mermaid segments. The Toy Story part in KHIII looks rad though.
 
ShittyRecolor said:
Here's a Moist Meter review:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pLxi_P9Bkd0
Yeah, it seems like the gameplay and presentation if good but the story is eh. Never was a big fan of how underused the FF parts of the crossover were, sabotaging mako reactors or helping Cecil become a Paladin sounds like a lot more fun than finding honey for Winnie the Pooh or having a heart attack every time you think you got caught doing those embarrassing singing parts in the Little Mermaid segments. The Toy Story part in KHIII looks rad though.
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I think the Final Fantasy characters were dropped in favor of the Organization 13 / other edgy OCs in black hooded cloaks. There's only so much room for edge.
 
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