🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
He called Cobes the greatest wand maker in the land, in a talk about creator clash 3, and said he wanted to see him box...
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I cannot explain how badly I wanted Cobes v Raxx to happen. He would’ve eaten that little goblin alive. I would’ve paid iCuck Anisa’s husband whatever it took to see that.
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
I cannot explain how badly I wanted Cobes v Raxx to happen. He would’ve eaten that little goblin alive. I would’ve paid iCuck Anisa’s husband whatever it took to see that.
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Something tells me that a doctor never would've cleared Josh or Cyraxx to fight though. Health would've been a huge concern.
 
Your Landlord said:
Anyway, I went browsing through the subreddit today and found a couple of cool things:
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i like the lolcow trading cards, especially the ones featuring the boy ofc. but ever since they got caught up with keem and all the other shit theyve sunk time into instead of just making a cool game it feels hard to enjoy what they produce.

i wonder how it would go over if someone made an edit of the yourfavouriteson doc that just took out all of the braindead shit. i agree with the general sentiment that it sucks, but i really appreciate the amount of josh outside content we got, as well as an insight as to how he might interact with people. and of course his dad. has that already been done?
the only reason i entertain it is because theres generally also a lot of regard shit in relation to the boglim, i think it goes hand in hand.
clint reminds me of my dad, maybe thats why i appreciate him.

chimpSculpture said:
Or Shon's buried with him like he's a artefact included with the diseased in a Viking burial.
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Shon can accompany Cobes on his journey to the after-life, then when Cobes arrives and is hanging out with Satan torturing sickos he can tell that same joke forever, just like he did in life.
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holy shit, could you imagine a viking style funeral with josh and shon, flaming boat and bottle of mead floating off to sea? i think thatd be sick given his "viking ancestry"
 
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'Ole Dente said:
Shon is possessed with the spirit of Cobra.

Naturally, Clint should donate Shon to a group home so we can get the true ending.
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Clint should build a little dollhouse for Shon, and call it the group home. Because, and I'll double-down on this opinion: I think Clint would be a bad dad if he gave away Shon.
 
chimpSculpture said:
The guy just wanted to make his own Full Force. The self insertion was so infuriating. The subject of the documentary is the subject of the documentary, what we're here for, not the interviewer or his crew.

It's one thing if 100% of the viewers have no idea who KingCobraJFS is so you're our introducer. But most viewers came to the doc already knowing Cobes. The more I think about it the more I think it's like Full Force, he even talks to the camera retroactively like how iDubbz does in his doc.

We did get a lot of interesting moments and information though, mostly just because seeing Cobes interacting with people in person was very uncommon at this point. But some things weren't due to the merits of yourfavoriteson, the Albertson's tresspassing were accidental findings and I believe it was Clint's idea to do the interview after? Might be wrong there.
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YFS made the big mistake of thinking that he was interesting than the person he was interviewing. Not just the Trapped documentary but basically every famous documentary about an eccentric weirdo like American Movie, Crumb, and Grey Gardens have little to no commentary at all.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Still waiting for a “chillin” video to show up in my feed

“hello fellow YouTubers! Well, the rumors- the rumors of my death were greatly exasperated hehehe yesssss…”
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I can´t believe that we never have a new mead or foodhack again...it´s really over...and it´s very hard to cope with this tbh, I always said that sometimes some foodhacks made me almost puke, I wish at least a last foodhack from our boy, even if is disgusting IDC :'(:'(:'(
 
I feel like it's fitting his last youtube video was a normal drink combo, a screwdriver, and a cheesy joke. It's a perfect cap to his channel, and I feel like a video responce or pouting livestream wouldn't have had the same effect. It's perfect in it's simplicity.
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
I cannot explain how badly I wanted Cobes v Raxx to happen. He would’ve eaten that little goblin alive. I would’ve paid iCuck Anisa’s husband whatever it took to see that.
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The height difference alone lol.like when that Chris ray gun guy fought that tall black dude at creator clash boom cyraxx would get his skullet blown off
 
Switch Mongo said:
The height difference alone lol.like when that Chris ray gun guy fought that tall black dude at creator clash boom cyraxx would get his skullet blown off
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I always imagined a rock’em sock’em robots situation where Cyraxx’s head got catapulted off his “shoulders” into the crowd, 1 less sicko on this gay earth.
 
Not sure if anybody noticed but MetalBladeRecords made a comment on the newest release from Morbikon with Cobes on vocals.
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For those not familiar with MetalBlade, they're a pretty large company and if you enjoy metal at least one band you like are published by them.
Listen to this, Cobra was actually talented doodt, just needed a someone to mix him right.:
 
Whatisgoingon said:
I feel like it's fitting his last youtube video was a normal drink combo, a screwdriver, and a cheesy joke. It's a perfect cap to his channel, and I feel like a video responce or pouting livestream wouldn't have had the same effect. It's perfect in it's simplicity.
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It is a good closer.
He was the king of comedic timing and being unintentionally funny.
 
What is the origin of the Cobra incantations
"So mote it be, in the witches' circle" and
"Black flame to light my green smoke"?
 
I keep watching his vocal covers, but one of the best videos I’ve found is a seven year old edited cover of “Falling Away From Me”. The video has some great early cobes clips, for what it’s worth.
 
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