🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I really want another, more serious attempt at a "Cobrapedia". I don't understand why every prior attempt ended so poorly, presumably because the popularity of KF made non-Chris chan lolcows having entire dedicated wikis a bit redundant. But out of any of them I feel like would benefit from the added effort, it was the Cobraverse.
i like the idea, mostly because i like the sheer amount of goofy out there content there is of cobes. it would certainly be a project id love to see done, but i have no clue how or where youd even start. the boy is vast and unknowable. i kind of like what an entity he is though.
 
these two are faggot weens and their content about our dark lord shouldn't be entertained
While I don't like how Yourfavoriteson handled the filming of the documentary, I feel Empire of Dirt provides a great account of the last years of Cobes. But more importantly, I feel the interview he did with Clint and Cobes is essential viewing to any hardcore Cobra fan, it really explains the relationship he and his dad had. For whatever problems I had with Empire of Dirt, that interview made up for it.
 
While I don't like how Yourfavoriteson handled the filming of the documentary, I feel Empire of Dirt provides a great account of the last years of Cobes. But more importantly, I feel the interview he did with Clint and Cobes is essential viewing to any hardcore Cobra fan, it really explains the relationship he and his dad had. For whatever problems I had with Empire of Dirt, that interview made up for it.
YourFaggotSon made a documentary about an interesting man while trying to make himself the subject; he did nothing but insult Josh from the start. It was meant to be a weird hit piece, and a weird ego booster for himself. Faggot.
Don't any of you dare try to whitewash that smarmy, duplicitous, cowardly trole.

His Clinterview is MDWTFIU though; holy shit does that even things out a bit. That was gold and he did a reasonably good job interviewing for the most part.
I know I pretty much said the same thing as you but I cannot reiterate this enough: FUCK that slimy moron YourFaggotSon right in the ear with a big rusty hex wrench.

Anyway, I went browsing through the subreddit today and found a couple of cool things:
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YourFaggotSon made a documentary about an interesting man while trying to make himself the subject; he did nothing but insult Josh from the start. It was meant to be a weird hit piece, and a weird ego booster for himself. Faggot.
Don't any of you dare try to whitewash that smarmy, duplicitous, cowardly trole.
Its the most unethical YouTube interview I have ever seen. I'm no journalist but I believe rule 101 of interviewing someone is that they are not intoxicated and the inserting yourself into the story was really just an awfull Hunter S Thompson gonzo garbage.
 
Saw someone post this image on Josh's obituary page:

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The digital article is here, I think someone has already posted this but something about the printed article... *sigh*

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Hope so, buddy.
Still waiting for a “chillin” video to show up in my feed

“hello fellow YouTubers! Well, the rumors- the rumors of my death were greatly exasperated hehehe yesssss…”
 
Its the most unethical YouTube interview I have ever seen. I'm no journalist but I believe rule 101 of interviewing someone is that they are not intoxicated and the inserting yourself into the story was really just an awfull Hunter S Thompson gonzo garbage.
The guy just wanted to make his own Full Force. The self insertion was so infuriating. The subject of the documentary is the subject of the documentary, what we're here for, not the interviewer or his crew.

It's one thing if 100% of the viewers have no idea who KingCobraJFS is so you're our introducer. But most viewers came to the doc already knowing Cobes. The more I think about it the more I think it's like Full Force, he even talks to the camera retroactively like how iDubbz does in his doc.

We did get a lot of interesting moments and information though, mostly just because seeing Cobes interacting with people in person was very uncommon at this point. But some things weren't due to the merits of yourfavoriteson, the Albertson's tresspassing were accidental findings and I believe it was Clint's idea to do the interview after? Might be wrong there.
 
Clint should auction off some of Cobes stuff and donate the money to the human society in Cobes name. What ever happened to Cobras staves? Im sure someone would love to buy his bike too.
He had an entire barrel full of staffs and staves. I think it’d be better for them to be sold for charity rather than sitting in a shed for time immemorial.
 
Its the most unethical YouTube interview I have ever seen. I'm no journalist but I believe rule 101 of interviewing someone is that they are not intoxicated and the inserting yourself into the story was really just an awfull Hunter S Thompson gonzo garbage.
It was beat for beat just "Full Force" that Idubbz made, he just thought if he picked a different autist he could reuse the same script and it would fly.
 
Size update: wiki now contains roughly 158 thousand words. For comparison, that's roughly 634 double-spaced pages of text, and is about the same as the combined lengths of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
That's big enough to get the job done, toobz.
Thank you to everyone who has contributed to the wiki. I greatly appreciate everyone's participation <3
 
Clint should auction off some of Cobes stuff and donate the money to the human society in Cobes name. What ever happened to Cobras staves? Im sure someone would love to buy his bike too.
He has to keep Shon though.
 
He has to keep Shon though.
Or Shon's buried with him like he's an artefact included with the diseased in a Viking burial.
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Shon can accompany Cobes on his journey to the after-life, then when Cobes arrives and is hanging out with Satan torturing sickos he can tell that same joke forever, just like he did in life.
 
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I check this site once a day to see if his trailer is listed for sale again (You have to scroll down a little bit for the current listings). Maybe Clint is going to keep the trailer as his own cross-dressing dungeon.
 
I know I'm a bit late, but its sad to hear that he passed away. Tuned in at least once a week to see what he's up to for the past couple years. It had to happen sooner or later - RIP.

The first thing I ever saw of him was a picture of Cobra giving the camera a confused look while wearing ugly satanistic make-up, back when I didn't know what a lolcow was or that weirdos of his caliber even existed. It was strange watching him deteriorate this quickly in just a few years.

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Harley whatever-his-last-name of Epic Meal Time appeared on an H3 video (do not recommend watching, I thought there would be lolcow drama, it's just slop) with his background Cobes' old apartment, presumably since Cobes was a fan and vice versa. RIP :(
 
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Harley whatever-his-last-name of Epic Meal Time appeared on an H3 video (do not recommend watching, I thought there would be lolcow drama, it's just slop) with his background Cobes' old apartment, presumably since Cobes was a fan and vice versa. RIP :(
He called Cobes the greatest wand maker in the land, in a talk about creator clash 3, and said he wanted to see him box...
:(
 
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