🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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readytopeach said:
I'm so angry man. People were so malicious and wanted to literally kill him. I'll be honest I can't stop fucking crying over him. </3
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We just have to do the best we can every day.

If any of you Cool Cobras can identify those assholes who sent him alcohol/duster call them out and shame them, but otherwise let them fade into irrelevance.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Oh yeah, a pizza party was the go-to back then. In the early-mid 90's we also had the Book-It club that got you a personal pizza for reading enough books.
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It's okay cobro, bookit was my first thought too. I tried reading Moby dick in 5th grade for enough accelerated reader points to get a personal pan (I did not, in fact read Moby dick)

My favorite thing about cobes was realizing you could order a pizza that wasn't a $5 hot n ready. Our educational king 💅
 
readytopeach said:
That homo is live right now already doing the "let's take a look back" shit. And Krystal is in his fucking chat, the fuck? This dude literally sent him shit that contributed to his death and said he lost a play thing when he died, and you're acting like that's okay. Fuck you too Krystal.
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I can't stand this fucking guy's voice. He sounds like he's trying to swallow his tongue every time he speaks.
 

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ging_gang3 said:
My favorite thing about cobes was realizing you could order a pizza that wasn't a $5 hot n ready. Our educational king 💅
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Only if ordering a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions and anchovies. The King Cobra Special at Papa John's. He asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three.
 
One reason trolls didn't call cops/wellness check is that he wasn't streaming. If he's not live they don't get the dopamine hit of seeing his stream interrupted by it. As for everyone else who might have done it with good intentions, as I think I've seen others mention, unfortunately emergency services and whoever else would probably assume it's a troll call/op for the 5 billionth time and not be that urgent as they would for a normal person. Which is indirectly the fault of the troles.

Fuck sickos
 
I’m very late posting this but I found Hampow93’s response to Josh’s passing.
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I don't want to give any attention to the retarded list, but the thing about LN makes me crack up thinking about a video in which Josh said that when he went over there to see Walt & Angie, if she would come in he would sit there and look straight forward and not acknowledge her unless she did in an attempt to not be creepy. The mental picture of hearing her come in and Josh suddenly tensing up and turning into a synthetic human that was powered off out of awkward politeness cracked me up so much.

His intentions were usually good. His execution was usually not. It was always incredible, though. This still sucks.

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gang weeder said:
One reason trolls didn't call cops/wellness check is that he wasn't streaming. If he's not live they don't get the dopamine hit of seeing his stream interrupted by it. As for everyone else who might have done it with good intentions, as I think I've seen others mention, unfortunately emergency services and whoever else would probably assume it's a troll call/op for the 5 billionth time and not be that urgent as they would for a normal person. Which is indirectly the fault of the troles.
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If it was a genuine 911/emergency call the police and other first responders have to show up ASAP even if it turns out it's bullshit. It's not something you can delay on even if you think the person involved is a faker, you have to be there ASAP.

I think it was food poisoning from a bad food hack left out too long (likely the Wendy's) combined with the alcohol withdrawal and dehydration that did him in.

gang weeder said:
Fuck sickos
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Hail Satan and long live Ozzy, brother.
 
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It’s been a very down and odd week for the Cobra Cult, but it’s genuinely heart warming to see all the boyz at my place of work, who didn’t even know we all watched Cobes, come together and talk about our boy. Thats’s most definitely what the fuck is up, YouTube.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Oh my god that fucking Saint Puffers list. That shit drove me insane. That single list was responsible for 90% of the real life trolling and harassment he received and basically all of it save for like two things was all lies. I remember it was so prolific that even @SeizureRobot5000 had parroted things from it in this very thread (Not hating and I don't blame him at all just stating what happened) not knowing how much of it was lies. It basically portrayed Josh as a animal abusing, sociopathic, violent man sexually attracted to children. I remember people in this thread including myself doing point by point refutations of it because so much of it was lies or exaggerations. If there was one person I could single out who contributed to Josh's decline it would be the guy behind that reddit account but he deleted everything.
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lol I'm guilty. I liked all the nice video citations for each claim (insanely rare) to the point that I didn't really stop to think about how blatantly biased the verbiage was. You guys called me out on my shit and I'm glad you did.
 
Nigger Cattle said:
Oh god, he showed his face. I can't with this guy, not only he can't pwonounce his r's, he's also an imberb fat retard. I hate listening to Taw Man, specially when he talks about how he's "anti-nowmie".
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This piece of shit is like the deformed retarded clone of Andrew Ditch, probably Ditch shitted him out, actually, his doxx will be glorious, I hope they fuck him so bad
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
lol I'm guilty. I liked all the nice video citations for each claim (insanely rare) to the point that I didn't really stop to think about how blatantly biased the verbiage was. You guys called me out on my shit and I'm glad you did.
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It was cited like a college essay I don't blame you it did look professional. That's why is spread as far as it did imo. I had to go point by point clicking the timestamps and comparing it to what was written and every single time it was either a flat-out lie or a gross exaggeration or misinterpretation of what he had actually said.

I remember one of the points on it was "Does not understand or agree with the basic principles of consent" then it linked to a remixed Walnut Grove video where it was Josh talking about a girl passing out at a party and how it wasn't okay to sleep with them. Like he says "No no no no no" while talking about that scenario. Dude was just hoping no one would bother clicking them lol.
 
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i still haven't watched his last video. i just can't bring myself to do it...maybe if i do it will be some weird form of closure and could help me start to move on. i'll be honest yall, i've been crying daily thinking about him being alone and scared. fuck this man, why did he have to go so soon?

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Compare that bullshit voice to Seizure's or Chauncey's.

Imagine doing a Cobra video with the word "response" and you don't spell it "responce".
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I just realized. Tard Man is the anti-Seizure.
anliteralidiot said:
Is that Marx's current channel? Or is that just Tibbz', the retard?
Because Marx is a retard, and he's not a Cyraxx guy, he's a tibbz guy. As nice as it is for someone to fuck with Tarman, it's a monkey's paw that'll probably just be gay infighting.
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That is his current channel. In fact he’s live on it now and all his people are in the chat. It was being talked about in Wings007’s thread and in fact was how I came across it. Talk about an unexpected crossover.
readytopeach said:
That homo is live right now already doing the "let's take a look back" shit. And Krystal is in his fucking chat, the fuck? This dude literally sent him shit that contributed to his death and said he lost a play thing when he died, and you're acting like that's okay. Fuck you too Krystal.

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Yeah I watched some of that live too and she was talking about having an orgasm and shit. Gross. Anacondasin was in there too.
 
LissaNewcarr said:
i still haven't watched his last video. i just can't bring myself to do it...maybe if i do it will be some weird form of closure and could help me start to move on. i'll be honest yall, i've been crying daily thinking about him being alone and scared. fuck this man, why did he have to go so soon?

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I feel you. Cobes last FB video and Clint's video were a 1 time watch for me and that's it. I can't stand to see Cobes in that state, and Clint heartbroken that he had to find his boy like that. Tragic all around.
 
Bless you Clint, doubt you read anything here, but I hope you find solace in that most people didn't have bad intentions for Josh. Merely taking in what an intriguing person he was. The people that had bad intentions will have their day.
 
'Ole Dente said:
Pizza is the Final Fantasy V of foods.

Lots of options. Lots of customization. Some shit works great together, some shit shouldn't ever go together but you're welcome to fuck around and find out with little effort on your behalf.

And that's what Joshua Saunders was all about. His choices, no matter what, fuck you dad I'm putting a Dancer and a Dragoon together, this analogy has reached escape velocity, imagine I'm talking about sardines and dick cheese.
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"What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching."

Also, I can't fuckin remember if Cobes ever once ordered Hawaiian 'za but it can be incredible. Fight/negrate me.

In honor of Cobra and his customizations, try this: regular red sauce, mozz cheese, crispy bacon nugs (instead of ham), pineapples. Maybe a small drizzle of bbq sauce over the top before baking so it caramelizes. A dusting of parmeesian cheese. You're welcome. Garlic butter completely optional but you should at least crack one open before eating (for Josh's ghost to slurp and enjoy even if you don't). I'll be ordering a 2x2 square version of this from my local tonight.
 
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