🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I stopped paying attention to the Cyraxx shit forever ago because, how many times can this worthless midget get "ExPoSeD" for talking to a catfish of a kid before it's just not entertaining. It's been happening for years. (Though I fully support him being trolled into the grave.)

Anyway that's probably why I've never heard of this guy, he's entertaining as shit lol.
 
Cobros, I know the office is gay millenial cringe BUUUUUUUUT going back and watching some of Cobra's old videos, specifically the first apartment era and it just keeps making me think of that one quote from the show: "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days, before you've actually left them".

We didn't know how good we had it toobs *sigh*
 
I heard tarman sent cobes the first bottles of duster he inhaled but It could just be a rumor. Still, I hate that minecraft accented edgelord.
Oh, confirmed several posts up tmdnwu
 
Tard Man's voice is so annoying, I gave one of his streams a try and I knew right away he was bad news. He's basically just a bigger autist picking on another far less harmful autist.
Compare that bullshit voice to Seizure's or Chauncey's.

Imagine doing a Cobra video with the word "response" and you don't spell it "responce".
 
Tarman you worthless bitch, I can't wait for this. The shit he said about "losing his toy" or whatever about Josh, he deserves this so bad. I hope he's fuckin scared. I watched a little bit of this live

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Where he's trying to justify sending Josh duster, I had to turn it off it made me so mad. This guy is the worst.
Oh god, he showed his face. I can't with this guy, not only he can't pwonounce his r's, he's also an imberb fat retard. I hate listening to Taw Man, specially when he talks about how he's "anti-nowmie".
 
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To brighten the mood during our moment of grief, I bring to you all exciting news. Marx The Noob from the Cyraxverse is starting to go nuclear on Tar Man. Cobes would’ve wanted this. TMDWU

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Is that Marx's current channel? Or is that just Tibbz', the retard?
Because Marx is a retard, and he's not a Cyraxx guy, he's a tibbz guy. As nice as it is for someone to fuck with Tarman, it's a monkey's paw that'll probably just be gay infighting.
 
Oh god, he showed his face. I can't with this guy, not only he can't pwonounce his r's, he's also an imberb fat retard. I hate listening to Taw Man, specially when he talks about his "anti-nowmie".
He looks and sounds like a fucked up version of First Apartment Era Cobra with a TBI.
 
That homo is live right now already doing the "let's take a look back" shit. And Krystal is in his fucking chat, the fuck? This dude literally sent him shit that contributed to his death and said he lost a play thing when he died, and you're acting like that's okay. Fuck you too Krystal.

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That homo is live right now already doing the "let's take a look back" shit. And Krystal is in his fucking chat, the fuck? This dude literally sent him shit that contributed to his death and said he lost a play thing when he died, and you're acting like that's okay. Fuck you too Krystal.

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Ignore those grifter troles unless you want to call them out for their fake sympathy.

They'll quickly realize nobody who actually followed Cobra will want anything to do with them. Stick with Snake Bones (courtesy of our own @SeizureRobot5000 and his buddy Chauncey) , Bitesize and a few of those smaller creators like King Cobra Animated.
 
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Just heard the news this morning, Josh was a big part of the motivation to get my drinking under control and his antics always made me laugh especially when I really needed it. He made a big positive impact on my life, even if he only made silly youtube videos, it helped me get through some really dark times when I needed a little levity.
I don't really have anywhere else to put this, but I just wanted to say thanks Cobes, I hope you feast on many foodhacks and the drink combos are plentiful in Valhalla.
 
This thread’s been moving so fast I can barely keep up, so apologies if this has already been mentioned, but has anyone else noticed how many people are talking about Cobes without even knowing who he is?
lol it’s happening in this very thread.

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Now that the thread has calmed down some, I was always curious about something and I thought someone here might know. Been rewatching some of the classic Cobes videos and the one where he blew 1000 bucks in a week mostly on pizza reminded me that I always wondered what his pizza fetish was about. His "food hacks" and mukbang videos were always a big chunk of his content, so his passionate, detailed descriptions were never surprising, but the way he talked about pizza specifically always kinda stood out to me. Never saw anything that really explained it in his content, so I always assumed the quirk originated because pizza can be a fairly expensive and infrequent luxury to the extremely poor, and he made a big deal about it as a flex. Was there some formative event or experience that caused this?
 
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